Holy crap! A NooB!, surgicalstrike

[surgicalstrike]

Holy crap! A NooB!, surgicalstrike (http://swollencranium.com/forums/member.php/511-surgicalstrike)


That's right bitches!!


Now make me feel welcomed.:83:

Btw...I dislike you all, why you think I joined?

[CrAnIuM]

Hiya,

Welcome.

[Llamageddon]

Bonjour! :)

[Wenis]

¡Hola!

[Firestorm]

Welcome. Charge all your drinks to Wenis's tab.

[Negativecool]

Heya

[Mamba]

Bienvenida! :D

[surgicalstrike]

Bienvenida! :D


Thanks, I'll be eating tacos tonight too.

:cool:

[surgicalstrike]

Heya


Nigga wha.

Negga coo

[surgicalstrike]

¡Hola!

How you been? UK snatch is easier I hear, lucky fuck.


Welcome. Charge all your drinks to Wenis's tab.

Thanks. Nah, he's a broke bloke...anty up, you jew bastard.

[Absinthe]

Now make me feel welcomed

Hi there and welcome!! :38_002:

[Mamba]

Hi there and welcome!! :38_002:

Awwwww, that's gotta work!

[Josie]

Hello :)

[SlimSkeeter]

I like this one already!

Howdy!

[surgicalstrike]

Hiya,

Welcome.


Bonjour! :)


Hello :)


I like this one already!

Howdy!


Hi there and welcome!! :38_002:



Thank yee all, especially the green fairy for the hand job.

[Mamba]

Thank yee all, especially the green fairy for the hand job.

LOL.

[Absinthe]

Thank yee all, especially the green fairy for the hand job.

You are welcome...

[KommieKat]

Are you........yes you are.......you're TITTY!!

Hello Titty!! I missed you so much!

[surgicalstrike]

^ lol Tong!!

Only ting you miss is chatting with non pie faced folk, hence your stay here instead of some gook fucked rice site.

[KommieKat]

Yep, you be right about that, ya turd plucker.

Honky fucks like you make my day...a hell lot more entertaining than watching clowns against chimps in a shit throwing contest.

[surgicalstrike]

Honky fucks like you make my day

Thanks, might I suggest 'The Steak House winebar & grill' on 18 Salisbury Rd. for some great normal food...and don't be cheap and leave just a c-note as gratuity.

[KommieKat]

^^^


Might I suggest you go lacerate your limp noodle to some Asian porn, cause that's as close as you'll ever get to Asian poon, ya fucking Alt.

[surgicalstrike]

^ Had plenty of the slanty cunts, got one in the rotation right now. As for your crying about my suggestion ..it's one of the few good spots in that worthless fuckhole of an island. Hong Kong expensive? Yes. Worth it? No.

I know three different bitches (educated, mind you) there right now BEGGING me to lie on forms to help get 'em over to US (also for me to visit again). <---And I'm not a 40/50/60/70 year old burn out who actually believes someone half his age loves him..truly pathetic.

Take it back, only one in HK, one in Shenzhen and TWO across the way in the Philippines. Talk about being treated like a rock star ..I'd also suggest flying into Cebu.

And to answer everyone's question, I'm not an alt. This is my og fy name before I was banned for being too harsh with some dipshit cunt and her dyke sister who live in WA. LOL, they actually started to threaten calling the police/FBI so I was deemed too risky by the admin.

So don't get all butt scorched, I'm calm and KNOW SC is a bit different ..still I'm not holding anyone's hand. Friendo

[KommieKat]

What's with the bio and the bragging, kunt. I don't give a rats ass how much Asian lady/boy sex you got duped into, pansy-ass bitch.

Something more pathetic is some worthless shit whose got to go on a forum to prove themselves straight out being a dick and at the same time being a 20/30 burn out who actually believes someone loves him.

Mother fuck, don't lecture me about getting butt scorched. You threw down first. I'm just following up with punches to your crotch-upped face, hill-billy.

I also see you logging in and out numerous times during this past minute.
What's the matter, jr, anticipating my replies? Get a fucking life, ya roach.

[surgicalstrike]

What's with the bio? ..yada lame-ass yada

It's an introduction thread dipshit and you obviously want it with your alt paranoia.


okkkkkkkkkkkkay. <---lookkkkk more kkkk's for the dolt that doesn't know what a C is.

I'm kalm but you seem upset? Komprehend? You're komical..punk ass jive pinko commie scab.

[Gzus]

oh god.

[KommieKat]

Kommies FTW!

[surgicalstrike]

^ You won.

http://www.busybeeblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/kotex-kathy-griffin.jpg

[KommieKat]

No, actually you did. You got the last word in.

[proper stranger]

This is my og fy name before I was banned for being too harsh with some dipshit cunt and her dyke sister who live in WA. LOL, they actually started to threaten calling the police/FBI so I was deemed too risky by the admin.


Wow, and to think, all this time I thought it was the posting of her pic and personal information that earned you that ride on the banned wagon.
I guess I should have known that it was everyone's fault but your own.
It's a bit late, but welcome.

[surgicalstrike]

^^Exactly!! Thanks Proper.

[proper stranger]

No problem.

[KommieKat]

you're TITTY!!


Ahh, I got it. It's the part up there that drilled a third asshole on your forehead, setting you way off in third fucking mumbo jumbo land.
I mean, what in heavens else could it have been? And in all places to go Freak, your own Intro. Figures, Alt.

[surgicalstrike]

^

LMAO @ this nut-job




third fucking mumbo jumbo land

Then again, he'd have(th) first hand knowledge on this subject.



:05:

[KommieKat]

Why are you engaging an audience? Do you think they give a fuck what you have to babble?
I'm here, fucker, address me directly, with Sir.

You're laughing your ass off at your own misunderstanding and going bonkers about it, Alt? Heaven help you, twat burger, cause you're the one that got your ass tampon all twisted up.

The Titty thing was said in Jest. How and why you took it personal is well.............only something you can figure out, ya fuck knuckle hypocrite. One thread you want him on the forum. In this thread, you simply just lost your mind. I have that affect on the weak and spineless. Good to know I've still got it, hater.


Yep, I see you down there on "Who's Online" logging in and out about 20 times in 5 minutes. Anticipating my replies? Ahahahahaha. Fucking noob.

[surgicalstrike]

You're laughing your ass off at your own misunderstanding and going bonkers about it, Alt? Heaven help you, twat burger, cause you're the one that got your ass tampon all twisted up.


^V Fail. Wifey must be starving off a wart or is their another reason why you're stalking and handing out neg rep like a child? Go wipe your bloody ass, ya burnout.



How and why you took it personal

[SlimSkeeter]

handing out neg rep like a child?


Jesus, YOU are gettin it too?! Man I feel left out.... The heated arguments he and I had and I've only gotten one neg rep from him.....

[KommieKat]

Me: ......yo Titty......

You with less than 60 post: Fucking gook lover. I've got 3 Asian ho's begging for my cock right now you pie-face twat licker.

Me: So, what's your deal?

You: Choke is a carrot top whore, Mamba's got a big nose and Jenn is a lezbo.

Me: So, what's your problem?

You: I got all twisted up about being called a Titty Alt but golly gee I hope he comes back. Fuck me, I hope all those missing Japs are found dead.

Me: So, what's your problem exactly?

You: Fuck dude, you stalking me? I mean dude, I've only mentioned you in every thread I've been in, but you stalking me?

Me: You've still not answered the question as to what brought about YOUR hostilities.

You: Fuck dude, don't get your ass all burned up just because I'm hurling insults at you all the time. I mean, really dude.

Me: So, what's your problem exactly?

You: Fucking gook lover. You live on some shit hole of an island surrounded by gooks and never talk to white people.

Me: (This fucking ass clown really doesn't have a fucking clue).

You: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/mongo1.jpg

Me: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/605479_thumbs_down_with_clipping_pa.jpg

You: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/shoesredyellow1.jpg

Me: ALT ALERT!!......ALT ALERT!!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/klaxon.jpg


You: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/Trolls_by_Whynne.png

[SlimSkeeter]

^^ TL;DR

BUUUT Thanks for the neg reps, finally! Geez. It ALMOST canceled out all the other reps I got :D


Not really.

[surgicalstrike]

Jesus, YOU are gettin it too?! Man I feel left out.... The heated arguments he and I had and I've only gotten one neg rep from him.....

Yeah, the Dick Fuld clone just keeps crying (see above) foul.


You try to give just one eatery recommendation and the whole roof comes crashing down. It's not my fault he forgot how to use a steak knife.

Yo Dick, here's another place...(and you don't need utensils)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufJzSthRI7A..name alone fits the region.

[KommieKat]

^^ TL;DR

I had no idea 2 dimensional pictures would be such challenge for you.

[KommieKat]

Yo, KUNT, thought I've seen you before.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ckIv1tiaU&feature=related

[SlimSkeeter]

I had no idea 2 dimensional pictures would be such challenge for you.



I had no idea you needed pictures to read. I refused to scroll through all that.

[surgicalstrike]

I refused to scroll through all that.


Actually to be fair, it was quite funny...even if he is a confuckled idiot on the facts.

Ok Kommie, I'll be like burger king; have it your way.

[KommieKat]

I had no idea you needed pictures to read. I refused to scroll through all that.

I had no idea you could read in the first place, hence the pics.

[KommieKat]

Actually to be fair, it was quite funny...even if he is a confuckled idiot on the facts.

Ok Kommie, I'll be like burger king; have it your way.

I'm still waiting. What got your ass so twisted up. Was it your fear of Titty or that your just a fucking lame troll?
I'm going with you being a fucking lame troll.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/troll.jpg

[surgicalstrike]

^ Lame indeed.




I'm still waiting. What got your ass so twisted up.


That's just it..not shakin at all. Very serene and relaxed, now why don't you quit while you're behind.

You started first so I'm not sure what you're waiting for ? If it's the dead gook comments that's making you mad..well you can't expect everyone to be a bleeding heart on such matters.

Now find something else to dwell on, ya fucknut. Maybe watch a movie or something. <--Too big to fail is a good one. :)

[SlimSkeeter]

I had no idea you could read in the first place, hence the pics.


I can't. I have a magic box that tells me what your words are and another one that says my words back to you.

Also, this shit has gotten derailed like a bitch and I'm out.

[KommieKat]

^ Lame indeed.

That's just it..not shakin at all. Very serene and relaxed, now why don't you quit while you're behind.

I think you've got the objectives completely wrong, kunt.


You started first so I'm not sure what you're waiting for ?

You stupid stupid hypocrite kunt. Now you're saying I started it.
Let me spell it out clearly, you uneducated chimp.
Fuck, no wonder why brothers and sisters shouldn't fuck each-other.

Go back up there, to the point where I typed something about Titty.
Now, look at your comment below that post.
THAT is were you started things.

Still waiting for an answer, mofo. Why did you get your own ass all twisted out of shape. Come on little fella. You can tell us.

[KommieKat]

I can't. I have a magic box that tells me what your words are and another one that says my words back to you.

Also, this shit has gotten derailed like a bitch and I'm out.

You're contridicting yourself and you don't even know it.
You mentioned you don't read what I type yet you now say you have some sort of universal translator. You either read it or you don't.

You're right on getting out of here so get the fuck out.


Here Trolly Trolly Trolly here Trolly Trolly Trolly.

My post: (Made in Jest as I mentioned twice already)
"Are you........yes you are.......you're TITTY!!

Hello Titty!! I missed you so much!"
Post#18

Your response:(Completely unjustified and unnecessary)
"^ lol Tong!!

Only ting you miss is chatting with non pie faced folk, hence your stay here instead of some gook fucked rice site."
Post #19

Is that what got your hemorrhoids in flames? Titty?
What's the matter wittle guy? Titty go and ban you?

And let's get off the "mad" and "angry" shit. That's just you projecting and going about things in the trollish double standard method.

[Mamba]

oh god.

I was going for "oh jeez" but I still say this sums it up quite eloquently.

[Jackpot]

So, nothing has changed except the site eh surge? What's up fucker?

[CrAnIuM]

Indeed.

[surgicalstrike]

So, nothing has changed except the site eh surge? What's up fucker?

Thanks for the welcoming Jp.

Looking forward to some 'war' stories. Maybe you and Cranny can compare notes?