Notes To Self

[Absinthe]

Ever had one of those moments when something happened and you thought: "Hey, note to self..."

Here is your chance to share your wisdom with the rest of us.

My most recent ones:

Cheap napkins do dissolve in the washing machine and leave small pieces of themselves all over the clothes....

The flexible lids on dog food containers do have sharp edges and the cut hurts like a SOB...

[CrAnIuM]

Note to Self:

If I ever get out of here I'll never do this again.




Note to self:

Goddamn that was fun .. disregard last note.

[KommieKat]

Note to self:

This trhaed is too similar to "Thought of the day" thread.

Carry on.

[Negativecool]

Note to self:
Have more baby wipes readily available...



yea..

[SlimSkeeter]

Note to self....

Kommie needs to get laid. He's becoming a bit of a stick in the mud lately. Perhaps we should pool our resources and rent him a ladyboy.

[Mamba]

Cheap napkins do dissolve in the washing machine and leave small pieces of themselves all over the clothes....
Yes! On this note, check ALL jean pockets before doing a wash, lest there be tissues or MONEY inside!!!

[Firestorm]

Cold air + naked baby = pissed on parent.

The number one cause of divorce is marriage.

Pickle juice and aspirin will cure a hangover, but getting it down can be a pain in the ass.

[Freewilly]

Note to self ~ stay single

[Scabman]

Note to self: After chopping up chillies, wash hands before masturbation.

[Scabman]

cure a hangove

The only cure is moar beer.
A decent india pale ale will do the trick.

[surgicalstrike]

No more gunning an intersection @ yellow...too many cameras around now, and the 530 dollars would've been better spent as roses.

[Scabman]

This thread reminded me of something.

In my wallet I have a note, with parts of an url and two time codes on it. I've had it there for a couple of years I guess, and I'm just waiting for the appropiate time for me to send it to her.
I don't really want to tell the url because it's fucking cheesy.

[SlimSkeeter]

I don't really want to tell the url because it's fucking cheesy.

I've tried "fuckingcheesy.com" "www.fuckingcheesy.com" and "www.fucking_cheesy.com" and came up with zip... WTF man? Why you hold out on us?

[Llamageddon]

Note to self

I'm too driunk to answer this shit.

I should not be introduised to cider...

[Boner]

Note to self:
Her pissy moods are always justified. Yours never are.

[SlimSkeeter]

Note to self

I'm too driunk to answer this shit.

I should not be introduised to cider...

Katface, this is cider. Cider? Katface. Play nice and post pics of any inadvertent nipple slippage.

[Llamageddon]

Katface, this is cider. Cider? Katface. Play nice and post pics of any inadvertent nipple slippage.

Pfft. I got the last laugh. Not even hungover. :D

[Boner]

Not even hungover

Then you did it wrong.

[Llamageddon]

Then you did it wrong.

Pfft no. I'm just hangover-proof.

... Sometimes. XD

[SlimSkeeter]

Not even hungover.


I am....and my neck has a crick in it.....ugh...

[Llamageddon]

I am....and my neck has a crick in it.....ugh...

Muahahahahaa :D

[SlimSkeeter]

Muahahahahaa :D

Not even a pity offer to rub it for me? You are not a nice lady.....

[KommieKat]

Note to self:

Reply to a troll in any manner, expect results to be nothing less other than what is habitual and obvious of a troll.

[Gravy]

Note to self:

Never go to my usual GP for a genuine health concern. He's too used to writing me up medical certificates for days off work and won't actually listen when I have a genuine health concern. See also; cries wolf.

[Llamageddon]

Not even a pity offer to rub it for me? You are not a nice lady.....

I'm surprised it took you that long to figure it out to be honest :p

[Stickman]

If I was to list them all I'd be here for years. It's generally what's known in by the common folk as learning. It's a continual process where by I go "Well fuck that didn't work." So I make a little note to self and move on with life.

But just because what people want is gossip. Here's my finest of this year and what pretty much absorbed a lot of my free time for a couple of months.

"Note to self it's a bad idea to sleep with close friends. Especially if they had been dating your mate for five years."

Do with that as you will. I really should have realised it was a dumb idea beforehand but hey it's a long story and the internet needs not know it.

[KommieKat]

^^^
But you weren't feeling so bad about it when you in engaged in the Naughty, now were you.

See my thread about Arnie !THE SPERMANATOR!

In other words, you were doing what was quite natural of your genetic-chromosomal make up.
No worries, my man!

[Stickman]

^^^
But you weren't feeling so bad about it when you in engaged in the Naughty, now were you.

See my thread about Arnie !THE SPERMANATOR!

In other words, you were doing what was quite natural of your genetic-chromosomal make up.
No worries, my man!

Like I said mate it's a long story and I made decisions I'm happy to live with. But in the end they were the wrong ones.

[funeeman]

If I was to list them all I'd be here for years. It's generally what's known in by the common folk as learning. It's a continual process where by I go "Well fuck that didn't work." So I make a little note to self and move on with life.

But just because what people want is gossip. Here's my finest of this year and what pretty much absorbed a lot of my free time for a couple of months.

"Note to self it's a bad idea to sleep with close friends. Especially if they had been dating your mate for five years."

Do with that as you will. I really should have realised it was a dumb idea beforehand but hey it's a long story and the internet needs not know it.


when did you become British?

[Stickman]

when did you become British?

I've always had class.

[surgicalstrike]

Note to self:

Don't click links sent from military friends on the behind the scenes bullshit goings on in Iraq. If I wanted to see some poor soul getting his head cut off, I'd watch a Tom Savini film.

[Josie]

Note to self:

Reply to a troll in any manner, expect results to be nothing less other than what is habitual and obvious of a troll.

:snicker: