Happy 38th to me

[Boner]

Am I shamelessly calling attention to myself? Hell yes I am! I'm proud to have survived this long. Anyone that really knows me is surprised.

Does it kind of suck getting another year older? Well, kind of.

Is it kind of cool that I can now legally fuck a chick half my age? Absolutely!

Do I think that any chick half my age would do me without being paid handsomely? Aw hells naw!

[CrAnIuM]

Indeed.

Congrats on not being dead yet!

[SlimSkeeter]

Congrats on not being dead yet!

Dude...that was my line!!

[chokeonthis]

IIIIITTTTT LIIIIIIIVES!!!

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk191/cellodubin/happybirthday.jpg

Happy birthday, grandpa. XD

[Absinthe]

I'm proud to have survived this long.

Happy Birthday and Congrats to your accomplishment

[proper stranger]

I'm proud to have survived this long.

Good job!
Happy birthday old man.
Don't go falling down and breaking a hip. Something like that could be deadly at your age.

[chokeonthis]

Good job!
Happy birthday old man.
Don't go falling down and breaking a hip. Something like that could be deadly at your age.

HA! Hush you - you're in the same dominion.

[Mamba]

Age is just a number. As long as you take care of yourself, no one ever has to know!

Feliz Cumpleaños, and all that jazz.

[KommieKat]

お誕生日おめでとう

[Llamageddon]

Happy Birthday! I hope it's a good 'un!

(My birthday beat yours by two days though :wink: )

[chokeonthis]

Happy birthday to you too, Llama. :D

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx1ek6Vp4M1qz7tiao1_400.jpg

This is all I could get you on short notice... ENJOY THE BOOBFISH!

[Boner]

Happy Birthday! I hope it's a good 'un!

(My birthday beat yours by two days though :wink: )

**REWIND** Happy Birthday!

[Boner]

お誕生日おめでとう

Arigato Gozaimas!

[Boner]

Happy birthday to you too, Llama. :D

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx1ek6Vp4M1qz7tiao1_400.jpg

This is all I could get you on short notice... ENJOY THE BOOBFISH!

My dear friend, it's the thought that counts, and yours are always such thoughtful, imaginative gifts! Thank you for the boobfish! I'm sure they'll provide countless hours of entertainment and companionship!

[Llamageddon]

Happy birthday to you too, Llama. :D

*boobfish*

This is all I could get you on short notice... ENJOY THE BOOBFISH!


... It's as if you know me! I'd have loved boob fish as a present! :3 - I'd say nom nom nom but I don't want to sound creepy D: XD

[SlimSkeeter]

... It's as if you know me! I'd have loved boob fish as a present! :3 - I'd say nom nom nom but I don't want to sound creepy D: XD

I think a motorboat would be most appropriate in that circumstance :D

[chokeonthis]

You guys are all creepy....

Awesome.

[CrAnIuM]

You guys are all creepy....


But skeeter is the King of creepy, SwollenCranium chapter.

[chokeonthis]

Without completely knowing the history, I still agree. You should change his tag for him. *cackle*

[SlimSkeeter]

DUDE WTF?!?!?

[CrAnIuM]

DUDE WTF?!?!?


Yaa!

[chokeonthis]

HAHAHA!

[SlimSkeeter]

Assholes.... I am THE GOD OF CREEPY. Now stfu and show me some titties.

[chokeonthis]

Assholes.... I am THE GOD OF CREEPY. Now stfu and show me some titties.

Hm... OK!

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Babes/ridiculously_large_breasts.jpg

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ ALL yours GDP.....

[Llamageddon]

I think a motorboat would be most appropriate in that circumstance :D


Well, OBVIOUSLY. I'll need to get my motorboat on! xD

[Mamba]

Yaa!

What was it? No fair!

[funeeman]

No idea who you are. But you live in Kansas and haven't yet killed yourself so . . .go you.

[chokeonthis]

What was it? No fair!
Read the previous page... where we start discussing creepiness. Then note this change in Skeeter's tag:

SlimSkeeter (http://swollencranium.com/forums/member.php/138-SlimSkeeter)
http://swollencranium.com/forums/images/statusicon/user-offline.png
Geek Forever Creepier and creepier

[Mamba]

Read the previous page... where we start discussing creepiness. Then note this change in Skeeter's tag:

SlimSkeeter (http://swollencranium.com/forums/member.php/138-SlimSkeeter)
http://swollencranium.com/forums/images/statusicon/user-offline.png
Geek Forever Creepier and creepier

He always had that.......?

[chokeonthis]

He always had that.......?

D'oh! Then I have no idear. -__-

[Mamba]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[chokeonthis]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

NO EYE DEER!! HAHAHA

[Mamba]

NO EYE DEER!! HAHAHA

What about a deer with no eyes and no legs?

[chokeonthis]

What about a deer with no eyes and no legs?

STILL NO EYE DEAR!!! XD

[Mamba]

STILL NO EYE DEAR!!! XD

Hehehehe! Yeaaaaaaaah!


What do you call a fly without wings?

[chokeonthis]

Hehehehe! Yeaaaaaaaah!


What do you call a fly without wings?

A WALK! OMG - we're going to get banned...

[Mamba]

A WALK! OMG - we're going to get banned...

Hahaha... you're not supposed to know them ALL!

Okay, a fish without eyes?

[Mamba]

We won't get banned, Cranium luuuuuuuuuuurves us.

[chokeonthis]

Hahaha... you're not supposed to know them ALL!

Okay, a fish without eyes?

A FSH?

[Boner]

What's with all the blind animals? For a minute, it seemed this thread was gonna turn into a bewbfest! I was *ahem* gettingaboner.

[Boner]

No idea who you are. But you live in Kansas and haven't yet killed yourself so . . .go you.

Boredom will kill me long before I do!

[chokeonthis]

What's with all the blind animals? For a minute, it seemed this thread was gonna turn into a bewbfest! I was *ahem* gettingaboner.

Dude... why do you think we stopped talking in here? We SCORED in PMs. Thank fuck for those sexcapading little torture devices.

[SlimSkeeter]

SlimSkeeter

Geek Forever Creepier and creepier

I put that there last time GDP got on about me bein creepy. The Admin here does not fuck with personal info/profiles/etc...... unless you violate Teh Rules, then possibly.

[chokeonthis]

I put that there last time GDP got on about me bein creepy. The Admin here does not fuck with personal info/profiles/etc...... unless you violate Teh Rules, then possibly.

I thought he was laughing because of the context - I actually really wish he had changed it. No offense - it was a hilarious notion to me for some reason!

[SlimSkeeter]

He was laughing at you for suggesting the obvious ;)

[chokeonthis]

He was laughing at you for suggesting the obvious ;)

I know that - noooow. Bah! Man... I would have changed the thing to "Creepiest Creepster EVER" on you. Sooooo hard!

I would have changed it back on principle, of course. XD

[SlimSkeeter]

I would have changed it back on principle, of course. XD

Oh of course.... on principle... :P

[TopGrey]

welcome to the club!

[chokeonthis]

Oh of course.... on principle... :P

:snicker: Of course.

[Mamba]

Dude... why do you think we stopped talking in here? We SCORED in PMs. Thank fuck for those sexcapading little torture devices.

Yeah, my lame-ass jokes always get 'em hot----- no idea why----- but why fix it if it aint broke?

[chokeonthis]

Yeah, my lame-ass jokes always get 'em hot----- no idea why----- but why fix it if it aint broke?

I think it's the fact that you have tits, m'dear. The rest of it is just an excuse to look at your avatar. LOL

[Llamageddon]

I think it's the fact that you have tits, m'dear. The rest of it is just an excuse to look at your avatar. LOL

BOOBIES FOR ALL!

[Mamba]

BOOBIES FOR ALL!

Whoohoo! And tea... of course.

[Llamageddon]

Whoohoo! And tea... of course.

I shall sit in the corner quietly sipping my tea, surrounded by boobs.

:3

;__; best day of my life!

[Mamba]

I shall sit in the corner quietly sipping my tea, surrounded by boobs.

:3

What could be better, I ask you?

As long as there's some weiners.... somewhere? Nice ones.... of course.

[Llamageddon]

What could be better, I ask you?

As long as there's some weiners.... somewhere? Nice ones.... of course.

I'll have boobs everywhere, tea whenever I like it, and various men on call for the taking ;)

[Mamba]

Actually, I prefer long flowing locks, but each to his/her own...... ;)

[Llamageddon]

I meant boobs! >.<

Most of the men on call will have flowing locks I can assure you of that... :3

[Mamba]

I meant boobs! >.<

Most of the men on call will have flowing locks I can assure you of that... :3

Ew, though. I like big strong dudes with short hair. And nice muscles, not OVERLY muscly (sp), just nice.

[Llamageddon]

Ew, though. I like big strong dudes with short hair. And nice muscles, not OVERLY muscly (sp), just nice.


I'll be sure to set some aside for you! :D

[funeeman]

I prefer my men to have vaginae.

[Llamageddon]

I prefer my men to have vaginae.

I make a point of having boobs attached to women... :p

[SlimSkeeter]

I now want to see Llama and Mamba make out.

[Llamageddon]

I now want to see Llama and Mamba make out.

If it helps, I'm into women and I can speak spanish!

Muahahaha. :D

[CrAnIuM]

I'm into women


Eww.

You could get cooties that way.

[SlimSkeeter]

If it helps, I'm into women and I can speak spanish!

Muahahaha. :D

In fact, I already knew both of those facts. lol..if it helps YOU, she's hella sexy and actually a Brit transplanted to Spain.. ;) bow chicca wow wow.

[Mamba]

actually a Brit transplanted to Spain

Jes. I can to speek eengleesh bery gud now.

[chokeonthis]

Jes. I can to speek eengleesh bery gud now.

Please. Speak it to me, woman.

[Mamba]

Please. Speak it to me, woman.

What, English with a Spanish accent?

[SlimSkeeter]

What, English with a Spanish accent?

Yes, there is just something about an attractive woman speaking broken English that just calls to people.

[chokeonthis]

It's true. Tell me a story, Mamba. And put a unicorn it it - that has lasers shoot from it's horn. :D

[SlimSkeeter]

And put a unicorn it it -.....

This from the person who called me out for putting an extra letter in a word and claimed to be a grammar/spelling nazi....? For shame....

[chokeonthis]

This from the person who called me out for putting an extra letter in a word and claimed to be a grammar/spelling nazi....? For shame....

I despise that I did that - someone shoot me. Hell, it was 2AM though - cut me some slack?

>, :pout, self-asskick:

[SlimSkeeter]

cut me some slack?

Mine was less of a typo than that. You made a whole new word, I just accidentally keyed an extra button. You didn't cut me any slack. However, if you agree to lay off the grammar/spelling nazi stuff unless its especially egregious (i.e. no need to point out the average, everyday typos but feel free to tear someone a new ass if they sound like a retard on a bad acid trip) then your got yourself a deal ;)

[KommieKat]

then your got yourself a deal.
??

[SlimSkeeter]

??

A test.....shhhhhhhh ;)

[chokeonthis]

Mine was less of a typo than that. You made a whole new word, I just accidentally keyed an extra button. You didn't cut me any slack. However, if you agree to lay off the grammar/spelling nazi stuff unless its especially egregious (i.e. no need to point out the average, everyday typos but feel free to tear someone a new ass if they sound like a retard on a bad acid trip) then your got yourself a deal ;)

Done and done. No one likes a grammar whore. XD

So chill out, Buddha! hahaha jkjk

[Mamba]

It's true. Tell me a story, Mamba. And put a unicorn it it - that has lasers shoot from it's horn. :D

I no theenk mi eengleesh iz gud enuf foor thees But I ken to tray.
Ze ow yu say - unecorn - ees bery pritty an wite wiz ze long orn. Ze unters zey tray to keell it, but it haz magik powa - an it keel zem ALL!

I no theenk iz bery funi stori now... iz moor funni en espaneesh. ¿Sabes? :11_003:

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ Have my children...

[chokeonthis]

^^^ Have my children...
Kids r' weird.

That story ruled, Mamba. TY!

[Llamageddon]

WOOOO UNICORN STORY!

[Mamba]

XD

I have found a new calling.