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SlimSkeeter
04-17-2011, 11:00 AM
I would seriously love to know what's going on with the weather.

Early on in the month, I got to experience thundersnow for the first time in a long while.

Earlier this week, I was outside in shorts enjoying a warm day.

Now I'm looking out my window at a blizzard.

I also hear that there were some tornadoes hitting round about where Grumpy, Abs, and Prick live.

Any odd weather happening in your neck of the woods?

CrAnIuM
04-17-2011, 11:02 AM
Any odd weather happening in your neck of the woods?


Not really, 62 tornadoes in NC (supposedly) yesterday.

Seems fine to me.

Absinthe
04-17-2011, 01:04 PM
Any odd weather happening in your neck of the woods?

We were pretty lucky and didn't experience any of the tornadoes, only very high winds and heavy rain.

However, there are ~200,000 people without power. Lots of damage, and unfortunately a few people died. They are reporting 22 have been killed...

CrAnIuM
04-17-2011, 01:29 PM
They are reporting 22 have been killed...

They did not pray properly ... or god hates them.

^^ I say that because nearly 100% of the post storm stories include a thanks to god of one flavor or another.

Absinthe
04-17-2011, 05:32 PM
I say that because nearly 100% of the post storm stories include a thanks to god of one flavor or another.

That's true...

SlimSkeeter
04-17-2011, 07:38 PM
It's the End of Times!!!

CrAnIuM
04-17-2011, 07:43 PM
It's the End of Times!!!

Looking at all the cars and trucks that were crushed over the last two days I'm left with regret that my Shitbox Nitro sits clean and 100% functional in my front yard.

Damn me for not taking it to a disaster zone and beating it with a 5lb sledge before the cops arrived.

SittinGrumpy
04-18-2011, 12:36 PM
I say that because nearly 100% of the post storm stories include a thanks to god of one flavor or another.


You are in the Bible belt.... remember?

CrAnIuM
04-18-2011, 12:40 PM
You are in the Bible belt.... remember?

It is absolute INSANITY how one can THANK a god for destroying thousands of homes and killing two dozen people YET saving "my" life and property.


Religious fuckers boil my blood with that singular line of thought more than any other moronic thing that comes from the church-y crowd.

SittinGrumpy
04-18-2011, 02:14 PM
It is absolute INSANITY how one can THANK a god for destroying thousands of homes and killing two dozen people YET saving "my" life and property.


People do not thank God for destroying others homes, they thank god that he spared theirs. There is a difference.

Whether you agree or disagree with their beliefs you shouldn't allow anything to boil your blood.

CrAnIuM
04-18-2011, 02:46 PM
Praise Jebus !.


^ Bible thumper.

SittinGrumpy
04-18-2011, 02:47 PM
^ Bible thumper.


If you say so.

CrAnIuM
04-18-2011, 02:53 PM
If you say so.


^ Praise Jebus !

SittinGrumpy
04-18-2011, 03:10 PM
^ Praise Jebus !



Jealous much?

CrAnIuM
04-18-2011, 04:11 PM
Jealous much?


Not at all. Ever.

funeeman
04-18-2011, 05:16 PM
Thursday we had 55 mph winds all day. Friday we added 12 inches of snow to it. Saturday it was calm and 80 degrees which melted all the snow and ice. Today its 45 and supposed to rain all week. Now I have a fucking cold. I'm slightly pissed about it.

CrAnIuM
04-18-2011, 05:19 PM
I'm slightly pissed about it.

Blame god.

KommieKat
04-18-2011, 10:15 PM
God is punishing Americans for their aggressive behavior and the atrocities they still try to hide.

Look at what happened to Japan. God I tell you!

It's written in the bible.

Someplace.

Just got to find it.

SlimSkeeter
04-19-2011, 01:01 AM
The FSM will save us!!

All hail the holy meatball! Prepare for the great sprinkling of the cheese!!!!

KommieKat
04-20-2011, 05:47 AM
The FSM will save us!!

All hail the holy meatball! Prepare for the great sprinkling of the cheese!!!!

I looked that up here and found where the hell that came from...
You America-nos and your sense of humor....classic..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

SlimSkeeter
04-20-2011, 09:11 AM
^^^ I was gonna be an ass in response, but ya know what? I'm just too annoyed with everything just now and fuck it...

KommieKat
04-20-2011, 12:20 PM
^^^ I was gonna be an ass in response, but ya know what? I'm just too annoyed with everything just now and fuck it...

Now now now....come on, give it to me.

I know you want to.................JUST, DO IT. Reg. Trademark.NIKE....