KommieKat
05-11-2008, 04:27 AM
This could be non-fiction, nothing close to science fiction, so I'll label it a Novel.
Polar Bear: Hi babe.
Vi: Hi babe. So, you can help me with BBQ tonight?
Polar Bear: Say what? We having a BBQ tonight? Who's coming?
Vi: I already told you, Amy and her man are coming over tonight?
Polar Bear: Ah fuck it! Babe, you know I can't stand that dude of hers much less Amy. She looks like she fell off a bar stool for Christs sake.
Vi:............(at this point Vi has a smirk on her face. She has found herself in a bit of a dilemma. You see, she has to support her man without letting down her girlfriend. What's a girl to do?)
Babe, be nice. Tell you what. You be a good boy and show me some toleration and I'll give you some nooky tonight.
Polar Bear: Tell YOU what. I'll promise to be tolerant of that asshole and we do the nasty NOW.
Vi: OK
Moments later, butt naked:
Slurp slurp, suck suck, slap on the ass, squish squish (titties being squished)
hump hump, thump thump.
The cigs lite up.
What men do for THE NASTY!!
Polar Bear: Hi babe.
Vi: Hi babe. So, you can help me with BBQ tonight?
Polar Bear: Say what? We having a BBQ tonight? Who's coming?
Vi: I already told you, Amy and her man are coming over tonight?
Polar Bear: Ah fuck it! Babe, you know I can't stand that dude of hers much less Amy. She looks like she fell off a bar stool for Christs sake.
Vi:............(at this point Vi has a smirk on her face. She has found herself in a bit of a dilemma. You see, she has to support her man without letting down her girlfriend. What's a girl to do?)
Babe, be nice. Tell you what. You be a good boy and show me some toleration and I'll give you some nooky tonight.
Polar Bear: Tell YOU what. I'll promise to be tolerant of that asshole and we do the nasty NOW.
Vi: OK
Moments later, butt naked:
Slurp slurp, suck suck, slap on the ass, squish squish (titties being squished)
hump hump, thump thump.
The cigs lite up.
What men do for THE NASTY!!