Dear Diary

[Pinkslit]

ADMIN EDIT :

Lame ass member has a sandy vagina .. and decided to fuck up the forum by editing all her posts.

Blame her for hundreds of posts that make no coherent sense.

[Polar Bear]

Dear Diary,

Pink started a really interesting thread today. I can't speak for everyone, but I have a feeling I'm going to use the hell out of this thread. I had a decent day today. Can't sleep though, which is why my day isn't over yet.

The cross-forum stupidity is getting old. The worst part for me isn't even Incognito. It's the people bickering back and forth with him. Incog has issues, and always acts like a bratty 12 year old whenever he's around FYers. I'm not saying it's acceptable behavior, but it is what it is. He's not going to change, and he's not ever going to let even the smallest shit slide off his back when it's uttered by someone he considers an FYer.

So the bullshit just reads to me like a bunch of FYers triggering the kid with tourette's into cursing at them. Honestly, it stopped being funny a long time ago. Not because it's mean or unfair, but because it's like the 100 millionth time I've see it. I actually think I've heard the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke less often in my life then I've seen Incog and some random FYer go at it. I can't be the only one who is bored by this shit.

That's all I got for now.

[KommieKat]

Dear Diary,

It's not "Why did the chicken cross the road" but how.

After deep contemplation and soul searching, with that being Buddhas' birthday tomorrow, I have come to the answer of that perplexing question, "How did the chicken get across the road?"
A punk rocker must have stapled the chicken to his boot.

Now I feel afresh. Thanks for listening to me Diary.

[Polar Bear]

Dear Diary,

The word Turdwirlies makes me happy. I should use it in my conversations with people off forum.

[mcsmc]

Dear Diary,

I've written to you before... but you never write back. You never give me feedback, support, or anything. What the fuck is your problem, anyway?

[4nik8]

Dear Diary,
I suppose I should feel honored that a member here would "borrow" one of the pics I originally posted here and use it for a competition at EZ. Instead, I am vaguely annoyed that EZ would so blatantly use this forum to keep theirs afloat.
I couldn't even enter their damned competition because the turdtwirlies have me banned there. I would have won their pathetic little contest too. :yociexpress09:

I'm sorry, pinkie.

It was just too damned funny though and I have nothing here to give as a prize......except kudos.

Yours are coming just for thinking about the contest.

By the way....what would you have said for a caption?

[HerCUNTness]

Dear Diary,
Please let Pinky take the compliment not an insult of her photos being used elsewhere.

Stop everyone from annoying Polar with the "my site is best " and other random shit slinging resulting in site bickerings.And..allow Webster's to use turdwirlies as a word within the english dictionary.

Make Buddha have a Happy Birthday, and an answer to the question about chickens and crossing the road.

MCSMC needs a show of support, feedback and love.... Please do so.

Allow Jolly Roger to sail his pirate ship and make a good wench out of Pinky.

Give Nik the power to create a prize for " the good wench" Pinky and her pictures.

That is all... thank you in advance.
HerCUNTness

[Incognito]

Dear diary...

Harbinger's stupidity never ceases to amaze me. His most recent bout of stupidity is his posing in Pink's "Dear Diary" thread. In this posting, he whines about how FYers antagonize me by flinging shit in my direction... yet what he's too ignorant to realize is that (in this post) he HIMSELF is doing the very thing that he's whining about.

[Bunnee]

Dear Diary,

This thread is awesome.

I have had an okay day today. My username is now in orange, AND I didnt postwhore to get it. I have a spiffy new purple text colour for the shout box, and I finally saw my kudos for the first time, it made me blush.

Love Bunnee.

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
I have no legs....cha cha cha!

[suki]

Dear Diary,

Its really windy here, and its starting to affect people. We all seem to be reacting to some ancient instinct to hide in our caves from the scary moving air and sense that something ill is afoot.

In reaction, I have decided to not leave my house NO MATTER WHAT (I'm already out of food, this could get tricky) and will be wearing my pajamas until the demon winds leave us. Quitting my shit ass job has definitely facilitated this decision.

Oh, and Diary, I should probably bathe soon, too.

Teh Suki

[mcsmc]

This thread would be so much better if we could have alts, and someone had an alt named Diary.

[Josie]

Dear Diary,

I FINALLY figured out how to make a good diaper. I don't have a sewing machine, so I've been hand-sewing these in my free time (HA! Yeah right. There is no such thing.) *see pictures below*

Also, Diary.. why are people so fucking retarded? Even my best friend who I love to pieces is one. You'll notice my diaper has funky patterns on it.. and so does the other one I made last night. It's blue snowflakes on the outside and snowflake fleece on the inside... and they don't match. Why? These fabrics are what I dug out of the scrap/discount bin at the local fabric shop.

1) We are NEW to sewing. Why spend a boat load on the other fabrics that are of a more desirable print when half of it is going to be wasted on learning anyways?

2) It's going on someone's butt. Who cares if it's orange checkered with girly frogs on the other side??

3) No matter how goofy the print, it's a hell of a lot cuter than disposables anyways... so... why be so picky?

Back to the friend. She snubbed her nose at me and my digging adventure, saying "Ha, um yeah, that shit is ugly and isn't even cut to even yardage... you can have that crap. I'm getting good stuff to learn on."

:khi2d:

However, Diary, I don't mind. Why? I've already sewn two (and working on the third) very functional FITTED diapers by hand (attaching elastic and velcro by hand... sucks) and all she's gotten is a bunch of cut up crap that she can't make sense of and refuses to try to sew until her hubby buys a 300 dollar sewing machine.

*snicker* Hubby will not be happy.
_________

Which reminds me... MY hub has managed to shock me in a very good way.

He (and others) are concerned he may be either diabetic or allergic to wheat. Every time he has a sandwich, tortilla, or anything else "bready", he gets REALLY angry and then really tired, literally unable to stay awake - even if he's driving.

Back to being shocked... I took a nap in the late afternoon yesterday and woke to groceries being trucked into the house. This was a nice surprise alone. Then I saw what he bought. He bought anything and everything NON-wheat that he could. Alternative pasta, alternative bread, alternative cereal, etc.

He said, "Well... If I am allergic and it messes with my mood, I'd like to at least remove that one stress so we can argue less. Also... if I'm allergic, chances are Eagan is too. I want to set a good example for what his diet should be like. I didn't have that when I grew up and look where we are now? Struggling."

*Falls on floor on shock*

Diary... I am so so so very happy that he's finally taking this seriously and is trying.

:yociexp77:

_____________

Hehehe, I totally overused this thread, but oh well. Ignore my post if you like :)

[Josie]

Oh yes, and Diary... I HATE cheap hippies. Especially asshole womanizer ones.

[suki]

Dear Diary,

Josie's diapers are cute. Too bad I'm too fucking lazy to ever make one. Maybe she'll be kind enough to hook a suki up?

hmmm...we'll see. anyway. I should really bathe, now.


...but probably won't.

Teh Suki

[LethalDose]

Dear Diary
If you were bangin your teacher when YOU were 12,would you tell anybody??

[Scabman]

Dear diary


I found boobies with google!
It was the best day ever.

<3 Scabs

[Violet]

Dear Scabby's Diary,

Scabby doesn't usually find boobies on Google?

Tell me his secret. I can't Google a damn thing without getting boobies.

[Shade]

Dear diary,

I love you. You always are there for me with your warm interpersonal skills. I can always rely on you to talk to, and listen to me. Whats that diary? WELL FUCK YOU, YOU GOD DAMN SLUT! I'M NOT THE FUCKING ONE WHO IS BEING USED ONLY TO HAVE UGLY WORDS WRITEN ALL OVER ME!!! YOU DIRTY WHORE! HOW DARE YOU!! I'LL FUCKING STAB YOU!!! YOU PATHETIC WENCH!

Dear Diary,

I'm sorry about earlier. I just don't like when you say stuff like that. It hurts my feelings! i really want to ap.....WHAT? I'LL FUCKING YOU BETRAYING BITCH!!! I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!!! YOU THINK YOUR HOT SHIT DON'T YOU!!! WHY OH WHY DO I GET STUCK WITH SUCH A DIARY!! ALWAYS ...or is it that you just need to FUCKING DIE!!! IT'S DEATH BY ANAL JELLY BEAN INVASION!!! YOU WANT TO GO TO MY FUCKING WALL? IT NEEDS A NEW FUCKING COAT OF PAINT!!!

love,
Johny

[Firestorm]

Dear Diary,

Dear Diary,

Please help me get an appointment with Pinkslit.

Thanks

[Scabman]

Dear diary.

Today I had an exam!
It went fairly well and I celebrated with beer.

Wub Scabby

[suki]

Dear Diary,

None of my fucking pants fit...and the pants at Goodwill went from $3 to $4.

I am displeased.

there will be shootings.

Teh sookster

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
I am exhausted....Please let me sleep tonight.

[Violet]

Dear Diary,

Best Buy's customer service sucks. Bastards.

[Jenn]

Dear Diary,

I'm sick as hell, and I need to feel better SOON.

[Assinhat]

Dear Diary,
Am contemplating hurling the planet earth into the sun.
Please advise.

P.S. Diary, show me yer tits!

[Shade]

Dear diary,

Please make amy sleep, and make Violet get better customer service. But don't show assinhat your tits, you should have more respect for yourself. You know he's only using you to get to the 5th page. Cause he totally's got the hots for page 5. If i where you diary, i would kill the 5th page. It's not a good page anyways. It's a slutty page.

P.S. would you ask page 5 to show me her tits before you kill her?

[InterStella]

Dear Diary,

Teh Fella thought it would be a nice idea for me to walk in the living room only to see him semi-clothed, with legs splayed, tackle hanging out and everything.

He needs teaching.

But not by me. I'm suddenly not in the mood.

He seems surprised.

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
Violet stole my prosthetic leg!!!! Tell her to give it back.....

[Bunnee]

Dear Diary,

I didn't know that Amythist had a prosthetic leg. I find this fascinating, and wonder how she came to have one.

Love Bunnee

[Violet]

Dear Diary,

I stole Amythist's prosthetic leg today. I put a fishnet stocking on it and made it into a lamp like the one in A Christmas Story. It's awesome.


She called me awhile ago. I didn't answer the phone, but she left a message and she sounds pretty pissed.


Oh, well. At least I have this awesome lamp now.

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
I tried to call Violet today about my leg. She didn't answer. So I snuck into her place and stole her purple walker that she used back in the day when she tried to balance herself while sticking her head up my shirt. I can balance now!!! Yay me!I have no legs cha cha cha!

[Violet]

Dear Diary,


That bitch. She stole my walker! How dare she. I bet she doesn't even make a cool lamp out of it. Pfffft.


If I see her again, I'm going to steal it back and push her down so she can't chase me.

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
I totally didn't make a lamp out of Violets walker...I made a shrine on my wall. I am hella proud of that damn walker. Now when I look at it I can think....Violet stucker head up my shirt...heheheh

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
ps: It makes a great rack to hang and dry my bras.

[Shade]

Dear diary,

I snuck over to Vi's house today, to put top secret hiden camera on Amy's fake leg. It kinda tilted so it looks up. I hope i can convince Vi to give back her lamp. On a completely unreleated note, i just started a new company. Scabby, Pinkslit, and Shadow have invested heavily into the formation of Amy-Vision. We plan to offer the 3d expierence. Things are going well, just have to get Vi to give the leg back.

[Violet]

Dear Diary,

I went to Amythist's to demand my walker back last night, but when I glanced in her window I saw she'd hung it on the wall and draped her underwear all over it. This disturbs me, greatly.

I decided she could keep it and went home and locked all my doors and windows.

[mcsmc]

Dear Diary,

For the love of everything holy, can you convince these girls to quit flirting around and just go straight to licking, dildo usage, and scissor grinding?

Thanks in advance.

[Polar Bear]

Scissor Grinding!!!!

[Shade]

Scissor Grinding!!!!

ahahhahahahaha ok mr garison move along!

[Amythist]

Dear DIary,
I was laying in bed last night and I felt Violet being somewhere close. SO as I got up i threw some clothes on that were hanging on my niffty new walker rack. I glanced outside and there lurked a shadow. I knew it was Violet cause I could smell the sausage cookie smell that i love oh so much. Yet when I called her name the violator ran! I yelled Violating Violet come back here and give me my fucking leg back woman!

[Violet]

Dear Diary,

Prison sucks.

I read some article written about me, and of course the truth was greatly distorted. Former beauty queen? Ha! I wish.

I wrote Amy a letter to apologize and she said all will be forgiven if I make her some sausage cookies and give her leg back to her.


Fuck that. That's MY lamp.

[Shade]

Dear Diary,

Please help me think of a way to get Amy to go to jail. I'm currently applying for a job as a security camera consultant at the prison Violet is at. I hope to sell the tapes over the internet, and donate some of the proceeds to help the repressed boys of saint mary's catholic school.

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
I received a letter from Violet today. I think she has made great use out of her time in prison. I love my sausage cookie maker!!! I am totally am gonna write her back. I get sausage cookies yay me!

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
PS: I think she wants to stick her head up my shirt again!

[Polar Bear]

Dear Diary,

I am trying to sell my house in Jersey. I had a guy over to look at it today. Things wnet well, he mentioned a price around 165 thousand which is decent. Not quite what I got quoted, but considering what it would cost me to actually go through a broker, this might be my best shot.

I hoe everything turns out alright, but at least I feel better now then I did before he came. So that's good.

[Assinhat]

Dear diary.
Sun burn + fiberglass insulation = Argh I'm melting!

P.S. Getting on towards page five...

[Shade]

Dear diary,

I hope polar bear realizes that the house market is shit right now, and the quoted price is usually a give or take figure. In a good market, my mom who was known for exceling in the real estate buisness sold a beach front house and a condo 5 minutes from a ski lift in ill and colorado both defently less then the quoted price. And that was in a good market. It's not my place, so i totally wont tell him. Would you diary?
P.S. I hope the house sells well for him. He's a good white bear type thing. And generally a nice guy. May god have mercy on your soul diary!!!

[Bunnee]

Dear Diary,

I got my hair cut today, and I love it.

I've always preferred short hair, it suits my face.

My boyfriend called me sexy.

Life is good.

[Shade]

dear diary,

I dont get this life. It's unfair in a fair way. It's frustrating in an impatient way. It's rewarding an in unrewarding way, yet its amazing in ever sense of the word. My question diary, is life really a posative thing, or a negative thing as a whole? Through all the expierences, do they truely balance out? Does a nice end make a shitty begaining worth while? Does a nice begaining make a shitty ending worth while? I've got the meaning of life, but as to the goal of life itself, as it is upon others, i'm completely at a loss. Am i really am who i am because i am me, or am i am who i am because i made me? does life really work like that? I know your pages can't answer such questions, but once in a while its amazing to just sit and contemplate at how little I really know. There is so much wisdom and knowledge, and yet there is so much that we can never learn or expierence.
P.S. Bunnee looks like a boy now

[Bunnee]

Dear Diary,

Tell Shade to get fucked for me. I look like a preppy lesbo, thanks.

Love from Bunnee

[Shade]

Dear diary,

Bunnee looks good as a preppy lesbo. It fits her true nature. May the gods have mercy on womenkinds souls.

Love Shade!

[MoonChild69]

Dear Diary.....

I hate you... That's why I never use you... Ha!

[Shade]

Dear diary,

Bunne hates you. Hate her back. It works for me!

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
Violet came over last night with her oh so nummy sausage cookies. We made up and had many beers.Then we sat up and discovered that we both have a hatred for this brown bunny that crosses our path from time to time. With our fury building for this damn putrid brown fucking bunny Violet and I Used our powers and swiftly ran into the closet and became...WOnder Woman and Supergirl. WE bonded together to join forces to end this reign of madness that this vile ,degenerate , look at me brown bunny has become! We will end the evil diary!

......To be continued......

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
I have found a skcetch of the evil brown bunny!!!http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:XuoUEnLjL94J:http://www.kartoonkid.com/images/blog/evil_bunny.jpg

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
I can not help but laugh.

[Mamba]

Dear Diary,

Today is my birthday. I am dressed, but lying on the bed.

MY BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!

Am still not quite over the shock.

He also gave me - a beautiful dress and shoes to wear tonight, a clutch bag, a DVD and CD player all in one... and his mother, who I just met a week ago (she's over from England on holiday) gave me a stunning platinum ring on a gold band with a sapphire in the middle and 4 tiny diamonds around the outside. She said its been handed down in her family for years...but my boyfriend is a only child, so I guess she never had a daughter to give it to...

Am overwhelmed.

Oh, yeah. And I got laid off from work two weeks ago. But I didn't really want to spoil the day thinking of that.

Mmmmm... am looking forward to going out to dinner tonight!

Love,

Mambakins

[mcsmc]

Dear Diary,

You still haven't returned my calls, text messages, emails, or yells. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you fucking DEAF? Or are you just having self-importance issues that obviously rival God's?

Basically, I'm saying you're a cunt. I'm going to find someone else to stalk now.

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,
I think that mcsmc is catching on to the fact that you are cheating on him with me..... Whatever are you going to do? You better get in contact with him so he is not suspicious !

[Fishypancake]

Dear Diary,

Stay Black.

[gigman]

Dear Diary,
Where the fuck did all the good ladies go?

[Titty]

Dear Diary,
Where the fuck did all the good ladies go?

Wherever you're not.

[MoonChild69]

Dear diary,Melenka has one sick looking avatar pic.

Dear Diary,

Is Gigman trying to tell me something?

[Bunnee]

Dear Diary,

Fuck you, Subeta. I fucking hate you. And fuck Keith Kurson too, he's a chump.

How about instead of spending our hard earned dollars on crap, you should invest in a RELIABLE SERVER. A server that doesn't crash every fucking second day. While you're there buying a new server, you can spend the rest on buying more bandwidth so the site isn't as slow as fuckery.

Maybe then, you wont have 9/10ths of your member base bitching in your ear about all the downtime/lost items/Sp/wasted fucking time, they have to put up with.

And fuck you for changing the vending system too. You suck. It's just another thing that WASN'T broken that you decided to 'fix', that ended up causing MORE problems in the end.

Fuck you again, just for the hell of it.

Love Bunnee

Ps- You should hold another giveaway, to make up for your incompetence!

Pps- Hurry up with the fucking recode too. We're all sick of waiting for your slow ass.

[Firestorm]

Dear Diary,

Please do not let the female members discover the hidden code we implanted to turn on their webcams without their knowledge.

Amen

[Amythist]

Dear Diary ,
We women knew about Firestorm's little plot along time ago...We just wanted to make him squirm...tee hee hee

[Shade]

Dear Diary,

I was looking at my guitar, and noticed it had alot of dust, and decided to clean it, but then wondered where my other strings where, and decided against looking for my other strings, as they are most likely in the closet of death, but i still wanted to wipe it, then it occured to me i could wet a paper towel and slide it underneath, but then i decided it kinda looks cool the way it is, so i left it alone.

Love,

Shade

P.S. these extreme pringles arn't very extreme, but there kinda good.
p.p.s. Diary would you make out with me?

[Amadeus]

Dear Diary:

I will not write anything meaningful in you because of the fact everybody and their momma's have access to you.

So much for your secrecy, cunt.

[Shade]

Dear Diary,

could Jesus control the alcohol content when he made water into wine? Why didn't they ever say he was a virgin? I bet he was hitting it. Maybie thats why his girl was a hooker... I think jesus was the first pimp diary. I can't think of any greater pickup line then 'hey baby, ya know, my dad is God'. Did jesus say 'eat me' and everyone took the joke a little bit to far? I's jesus a saddist and a machochist? He did take a beating for all mankind, and then wanted people to drink his blood and eat his flesh. Damn diary, Jesus was really fucking goth. He was like the first goth. Where moses was the first guy to overcome pms by parting the red sea's. Ahhh diary, history has some great men in it.

[mudman]

Dear Diary,
I have no legs....cha cha cha!My Uncle has no legs and for Christmas I bought him a bike.

[Amythist]

My Uncle has no legs and for Christmas I bought him a bike.

That is wonderful! hehehe

[Shade]

Dear Diary,

I heard pinks request, but at this time i could not grant her wish at this time. I am currently working on jesus2: The 2nd comming. I'm working very hard and its very frustrating, specially with satan and his new and improved Anti-christ 5000. I've had to enlist freakin saint nick. That fat old jolly bastard is a wonder at pumping out creations. Would it sound to lame to make a Anti-Anti-Christ? Do kids these days like double negatives? Oh and those silly fuckers still think judgement day is close. I think i'll scare them with another war!

[MoonChild69]

Dear Diary. I broke up with my boyfriend today, I am sad....... NOT!

[Firestorm]

Dear Diary. I broke up with my boyfriend today, I am sad....... NOT!

Dear Diary,

Tell Melenka the key is in the usual place and now we won't have to hide anymore.

Amen

[MoonChild69]

Dear Diary,

Tell Melenka the key is in the usual place and now we won't have to hide anymore.

Amen

Oooo baby... when are you coming to NYC? Hmmmm??

[InterStella]

Dear Diary,

Pinkslit doesn't seem herself today. She's acting all grouchy and bitchy.... oh, wait - she is being herself.... never mind.

[LethalDose]

Dear Diary,
I had a whole schpeal to post,but then I said fuck it.

[Fishypancake]

Deer Dairy,

The best of the best when it comes to Northern Wisconsin Woodland Cheese.

[KommieKat]

Dear Diary,

Pink likes to eat Oriental yellow shit ice cream. She craves it.

[Fishypancake]

Dear Diary,

I woke up today, nude in the park , wearing nothing but a traffic cone, and not where you would think it would be sticking out of pull it out now its cutting the muscles, and it hurts so ba-ouch holy crap this sucks. Okay one more time....1...2....3......nice.....and make that two traffic cones.

[Shade]

Dear diary,

Women are funny. I got to talk to a girl today who told me to listen to a song for her. It was about having my baby. I quickly stoped talking to her. Are there any normal women diary? Ones that actually have brains? Or are the few of those taken? Diary, polar bear is lucky. he has one of the few girls who actually uses her brain. Diary, please give josie a brain like Vi's. Cause i hate to see her suffer. Also give hard wood more wood, he's kinda getting uphere in age. Make amy's sig a real girl, and let her have sex with me, cause thats hot. Oh and give amy a quarter. Make pink slit get lots of men and women at the same time and give blood her own oppinion, and give GDP actual hair, or atleast 500 rounds and a m-14. Give bunnee lots of sex, cause she's cool like that, and give interstella a most awesomeness birthday of all time. Oh and give mcsmc a sense of humor.

[Shade]

dear diary

p.s. kill fishypancakes

[Fishypancake]

Dear Shade's Diary,

...and a solid gold telephone for fishy.

[InterStella]

Dear Diary,

I hate teacher-training days. Nuff said.

[KommieKat]

Dear Diary,

Since my country signed a free trade agreement with China
the stores are full of their fucking shoddy goods...bastards. :yociexpress09:


Hahahahahahahaha! Serves you right.

Blame the Australian companies who move their manufacturing and upper management staff over there to overlook the quality control, not the factory workers who make about US$100 a month for 6 day work weeks.

[InterStella]

Dear Diary,

I'm glad Pink had a good holiday. I was getting worried she'd fallen out of love with us and fucked off to another forum.

I wonder where my postcard is?

[InterStella]

Dear Diary,

Still no sign of that postcard. So I ate all the biscuits.

*wipes the crumbs from the page*

[KommieKat]

Dear Diary,

Us white women always command better prices than the Asian girls.

We are better at everything we do.

Dear Diary,

Matters not the price. A whore is a whore is a whore.

A whore by comparison will always have more respects than a Kiwi sucking self deprecating slut.

[InterStella]

Dear Diary,

Received a postcard from Pinkie. 'Bout fucking time too. Trouble is, she must have taken the pic at night, cos I can't see fuck all. I have to say, I don't think she likes me bikkies. Otherwise why would she take the photo at night, without a flash? I have the sneaking suspicion she is two-timing me with.... another cookie provider!

I wonder who the deceiving-dunker is getter her hobnobs from...?

[InterStella]

Dear Diary,

I'm out of biscuits. Some bastard must be nicking them. I saw a kaffir around here the other day... I'll bet it was him.

[Negativecool]

Dear Diary,

I'm so fucking busy this week.

...

[Amythist]

Dear Diary ,
Here I sit finding myself writing in you again!Thank god it is Friday and I am off for the next 2 days! Yay me!I need to find something to do with the kids this weekend. I may just call up Vi and make her drag Polar Bears ass over here with her and we could all go to the beach!

[Sex?]

Dear diary,

I chased a customer out of the store today.

[MoonChild69]

Dear Diary,

I am sick to death of these pansy ass men I meet. Please tell me where are all the real men?? I think I need to move out of NYC. Fucking losers.... Yeah I'm pissed.

[InterStella]

Dear Pinkslit,

In those knickers I can see your pinkslit.

Love, your diary.

[Fishypancake]

Deer Diary,

Today I ate some grass, and I looked over my, what I can only assume is a shoulder, and saw my mother get shot by a hunter. I guess she done fucked up....hoe.

[Negativecool]

Dear Diary,

I slather my pen's ink all up in your pages, yet you do nothing for me...







whore

[Sex?]

Why would anyone subject themselves to this "beauty" treatment?


Dear Pinkslit,

it's the attention.

[InterStella]

Dear Diary,

I don't even like children. Even mine get on me tits.

"What's for dinner; where are we going today; I don't like these shoes; this doll got broken; where's my slippers; no I don't want to; why is it raining; but I don't want to go to Tesco; it wasn't ME"

Little shits.

:yociexp76:

[Polar Bear]

Dear Diary,

Go fuck yourself.

I hope a mob of Christian fundamentalists tosses you into a burning pile of books that they deemed "unholy".

[Silly Cunt]

Dear DIE!

Sorry, got sidetracked. Fecken tourettes.

[Amythist]

Dear Diary ,
Give Pink a bb gun to shoot her neighbor in the buttocks...

[Polar Bear]

Dear Diary,

It comes as a shock to me that Pink had ever left the gutter in the first place. I shall endevour to pay closer attention to current events in the future.

[Scabman]

Dear diary.

I'm pretty sure that this weekend is going to pwn hardcore.
Free beer on Friday, cute girls on Saturday and diving on Sunday.

Also, my trip to Cape Verde is only eight days from now.
yays!

[KommieKat]

Dear Diary,
Some members left me kudos for the drawing my wife did (except PB, the bastard) and I want to thank them for that. Thanks.

[Polar Bear]

Dear Diary,

Heheheheheh ^^

[mcsmc]

Dear Diary, Okay... I've had time to heal. I want you back. Please. Pretty please with sugar on top.

[Negativecool]

Okay... I've had time to heal. I want you back. Please. Pretty please with sugar on top.
Dear Diary

^^^That's what her vagina said.

[Violet]

Dear Diary,


I killed a bee yesterday. I sprayed it in the face with some Windex. (I don't keep Raid® around much anymore.) It seems I must have pissed off all the other bees, though. Now they're everywhere, and I think they're mad at me.

Stupid bees.

[LethalDose]

I demand to be pleased !

whore

[JackBlack]

Dear Diary,


I killed a bee yesterday. I sprayed it in the face with some Windex. (I don't keep Raid® around much anymore.) It seems I must have pissed off all the other bees, though. Now they're everywhere, and I think they're mad at me.

Stupid bees.


Give them some honey, they'll love you!

[Jenn]

Dear Diary,

I splurged and bought a very expensive coat today. I've never owned a wool coat before..so i hope it keeps me warm. If not, I'm going to be very pissed off at everyone who told me it would.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

How long can I go without washing my nuts until the people around me start to notice? This is my experiment; my hypothesis is 6 days.

-Love Negs-

[Polar Bear]

Dear Diary,

Mole-Kitteh ! ! !

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/moekitteh.jpg

[Josie]

Do they want to look like a blurred ink blob when
they get ancient?



Yes. It hides the wrinkles.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

My ugly ass girlfriend, who had big ass titties, broke up with me. She claimed I didn't look her in the eyes when we talked.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8990/eyezm7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I told her she was ass fucking ugly, but her tits were pretty, so why the fuck should I?
...That was the end of that...

[Kill_em_All]

Dear diary,

My ugly ass girlfriend, who had big ass titties, broke up with me. She claimed I didn't look her in the eyes when we talked.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8990/eyezm7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I told her she was ass fucking ugly, but her tits were pretty, so why the fuck should I?
...That was the end of that...

That chick had eyes?

[Negativecool]

Dear Diary,

I can fuck the wife longer than she can handle taking it...

She's just going to have to fucking deal with it today!

[InterStella]

Dear Diary,

I hate Halloween and having to wear that stupid fucking hat.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/interstella120669/Happy20Halloween1.jpg

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

I was told to "GET FUCKED" by an evil Aussie today. I'm very emotionally distraught over the whole situation. I shall seek comfort in vanilla ice cream; the ice cream wants me to get fucked in a good way.

[Josie]

Dear diary,

I was told to "GET FUCKED" by an evil Aussie today. I'm very emotionally distraught over the whole situation. I shall seek comfort in vanilla ice cream; the ice cream wants me to get fucked in a good way.

Do you by chance have some cookie dough ice cream too? :yociexp19:

[Negativecool]

Do you by chance have some cookie dough ice cream too? :yociexp19:
Dear diary,

On my way home from school yesterday, I got this sudden unexplainable urge to purchase some cookie dough ice cream, along with a "ribbed for her pleasure" box of condoms, lube, and a dildo with a vibrating clit stimulator.

I don't know why.:11_003:

-Negs-

[Josie]

Dear diary,

On my way home from school yesterday, I got this sudden unexplainable urge to purchase some cookie dough ice cream, along with a "ribbed for her pleasure" box of condoms, lube, and a dildo with a vibrating clit stimulator.

I don't know why.:11_003:

-Negs-


Dear Diary,

:khi5h:

-Josiekitten

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary


Today I saw the face of my future ex. Won't she be surprised when she finds out.

[InterStella]

Dear Diary


Today I saw the face of my future ex. Won't she be surprised when she finds out.

Dear Diary,

Today I saw the face of SlimSkeeters future ex in a window in Amsterdam. I think she was selling coffee. They sell it there in lots of places. But they sell it while wearing very little. I don't have a problem with that.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,

Today I saw the face of SlimSkeeters future ex in a window in Amsterdam. I think she was selling coffee. They sell it there in lots of places. But they sell it while wearing very little. I don't have a problem with that.

Today I again saw my future ex. But the trees have finally lost all their leaves and I have to find a new place to watch from.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

Scary clown told me "They ALL float down here!"
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/clown-sewer-untouchable.jpg
Scary clown is scary and doesn't make any sense, but I wanna find out what he means.

[Negativecool]

Dear Diary,

I've found the BEST product EVER! Finally, I'm able to cut the cord to the house and charge my batteries wherever I wish. The best part is, once the batteries die for it, I just switch them with the ones that have just been charged. It's not only great, it's frickin GENIUS! It says it can fit 1,000 disposable batteries in it, but I haven't figured out how to do that yet so I think it's just clever marketing.
Here's a pic:

What are you waiting for? Go out and buy one NOW!

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

Terrorists are funny, lol.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f71/toolloot999/Stupid_Terrorists.jpg

[Assinhat]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3530723/Gay-penguins-steal-eggs-from-straight-couples.html



Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples
A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.


Last Updated: 2:06PM GMT 27 Nov 2008
There are known to be several gay penguin couples in zoos across the world

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.

There are numerous examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom, but gay penguins have captured the public's attention more than any other species.

A German zoo provoked outrage from gay lobby groups after attempting to mate a group of gay male penguins with Swedish female birds who were flown in especially to seduce them. But the project was abandoned after the males refused to be "turned", showing no interest in their would-be mates.

In 2002 a couple of penguins at a New York zoo who had been together for eight years were "outed" when keepers noticed that they were both males.


hehehehehehehehehehehe.

[Scabman]

People are starting to get on my nerves, especially when I sit in my bungalow, naked, and masturbate.
So I had to put up a sign.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v653/59/9/1518904249/n1518904249_30098283_9620.jpg

That should teach the fuckers.

[shoptography]

Dear Diary,

I believe Incognito has the intelligence of a dying goldfish and can't dish out one creative original idea of his own. And so he must continuously stalk former FYers, to the point where he even steals artwork of their myspace pages, etc etc, because without doing that his website wouldn't stay running long enough for anyone to post to.

[Negativecool]

Dear Diary,

Why is there always at least one clown who has to fuck up group photos?
Indeed.
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1889/foolgp3.jpg (http://img122.imageshack.us/my.php?image=foolgp3.jpg)

[Josie]

Dear Diary,

I saw a man bent over in much the same way as in the previous pictures. He pooped. It was cold. It sat, steaming on the side of the road as he pulled up his pants and kept on walking like nothing happened.

Hubby noted that it was a nice, firm, well-formed turd.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

My dick is to big:(
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q68/stevo6984/NoseFuck.gif

[KommieKat]

Dear Diary,

I went to the tanning booth today and got my cock a nice dark brown/black color.

Do you think Amy will approve? Will she hobnob all over it?

[Josie]

Dear Diary,

I went to the tanning booth today and got my cock a nice dark brown/black color.

Do you think Amy will approve? Will she hobnob all over it?

... ?

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary...I had the strangest dream today

http://image54.webshots.com/154/7/96/87/493379687ncsXia_ph.jpg

[KommieKat]

[QUOTE=Pinkslit;23070]Dear Diary,

I might get lucky and get to feed on some penis tonight.

Why should you need to feel lucky?
All you need is come out here or I go out there and we get to making some magic times!

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I feel lucky today. I get to go to a funeral today!


Damn.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

Sarcasm in regards to one's best friend's funeral is emo-ghey.

[NiBBler]

Dear diary,

Sarcasm in regards to one's best friend's funeral is emo-ghey.Indeed.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,
NIGGER!
http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/nas2.jpg

...

What?
I was just readin what they were advertising on their clothes...Sheesh..

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary

http://hackerblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/flying-spaghetti-monster.png
That is all.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I blew my date off tonight so I could have alone time with my computer. We had a good time together.

Goodnight.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

Snow is a pain in the ass, but it sure is pretty when the moon hits it this time of night...when you're not driving in it.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,

I blew my date off tonight so I could have alone time with my computer. We had a good time together.

Goodnight.


You blow on the first date?....wow :khi2d:

GDP got lucky the first time up to bat lmao.

[SlimSkeeter]

It may be true hat GDP got a blow job on his first date with the lovely nwbeg4me, but to then be dumped as she preferred the company of her computor more is nothing short of scandalous. I would have spent all night with him and only charged him a friends fee.

Touche.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I just keep finding out more and more about myself from my new therapists. Apparently, I am now a lesbian. Who ever would have guessed?

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,

I just keep finding out more and more about myself from my new therapists. Apparently, I am now a lesbian. Who ever would have guessed?

Personally I disagree with Buddha. I say you are Bi.

(General Disclaimer: I don't really care who wants to fuck who of either gender, especially if it doesn't involve me, so being gay or straight matters very little.)

[Josie]

Personally I disagree with Buddha. I say you are Bi.

(General Disclaimer: I don't really care who wants to fuck who of either gender, especially if it doesn't involve me, so being gay or straight matters very little.)

Ditto.

[SlimSkeeter]

http://www.myspaceanimations.com/images/funny-christmas-letter.jpg

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,
I thought Pinky would enjoy this:
http://booru.nanochan.org/i/c12bb58227a96b2d8ba2e7a65232bf4b/danbooruup12044814646873411164542-5721.jpg

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Apparently someone broke into my house last night. I am not going to call the police because the only thing they took was some milk and cookies.

[SlimSkeeter]

http://imagechan.com/images/5aa405eb467093e16fbfdfed5c94252d.png

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Play time is over. I hate coming back to work after taking time off. I must keep telling myself that "prison is not a pretty place" to keep myself from killing coworkers.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,

Play time is over. I hate coming back to work after taking time off. I must keep telling myself that "prison is not a pretty place" to keep myself from killing coworkers.

Prison isn't so bad. Especially womens prison. You get three meals a day, a job, time outside every wednesday, and a girlfriend whether you want one or not.

[NiBBler]

Prison isn't so bad. Especially womens prison. You get three meals a day, a job, time outside every wednesday, and a girlfriend whether you want one or not.I guess this was your way of saying to just shoot 'em, lol.

[Zollo]

She doesn't need to go to prison to have a girlfriend. :khi7h:

What would her current one think?

[Zollo]

I honestly don't mind if she has another girlfriend.

I'm gunna leave this one alone now
:khi7k:

[SlimSkeeter]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p109/felldown4urkiss/funny-1.jpg

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I have made a irreparable mistake.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I think too much.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

The fog has lifted for the first time in days. Maybe this will be a better week.

[Bunnee]

Dear Diary,

It's good to be back!

Love Bunnee xoxoxox

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I am in a pissy mood. I am going to sleep now before I bite my tongue off.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,







Sex!!

-Neg

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - - poof - - you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." - - - poof - - -. The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." - - - poof - - -. The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." - - - poof - - -

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I am alone today for the first time in 4 weeks. Yay!

[Josie]

Dear Diary,

I have pizza. And today my brother gets hitched to a hot little native woman :) and then he goes off to RIP on the 6th. I'm excited/nervous/super proud/jealous

Josie still wants to be a Mrs. Officer Josie :(

*starts singing gay song* Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer wee oh wee oh weet, wee oh wee oh weet!

...and, diary... I've been wearing my glasses for awhile now - and it's nice. I need to get a cute pair so it's not so embarrassing!

[CrAnIuM]

Dear Diary,

I have pizza. And today my brother gets hitched to a hot little native woman :) and then he goes off to RIP on the 6th. I'm excited/nervous/super proud/jealous

Josie still wants to be a Mrs. Officer Josie :(

*starts singing gay song* Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer wee oh wee oh weet, wee oh wee oh weet!

...and, diary... I've been wearing my glasses for awhile now - and it's nice. I need to get a cute pair so it's not so embarrassing!


If we are speaking of the same RIP ... you have reasons to be Jealous/proud.

And even more so when he makes it through the entire ordeal.

[CrAnIuM]

Ranger Indoctrination Program?


Yes ....Run along now .. grown folks is talking.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Last night I was baptized in blood.

[NiBBler]

Wow, I am envious. Are you up to sharing details in your blog or somewhere? :yociexp77:Umm.. No. Last night I had a get together that included a couple of SC members. We all sat around and talked about things that we have seen each other post in front of other guest. I had a lot of explaining to do to my brother. lol


I can only share this with you by PM.

[SittinGrumpy]

Dear Diary,

Today sucks.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Today sucks.*hugs*

[Zollo]

Dear Diary,

Last night I was baptized in blood.

I must have left early.. Pig blood, like in the movie? I want details! :yociexp34:

[Josie]

If we are speaking of the same RIP ... you have reasons to be Jealous/proud.

And even more so when he makes it through the entire ordeal.

Yep. I think he'll do well actually. He's done pretty well through basic and has kept himself. I've known a lot of people who come out of basic all brain washed and retarded. My brother's still the same asshole artist that he went in. Now he's just really freakin strong.

He's also consistently done better than the other two kids that have ranger in their contract as well.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Things have been going well. This makes me nervous.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary

I now officially more e-friends than friends in the same city/town/area. I'm so lame.

[SittinGrumpy]

Dear Diary,

YOU SUCK

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I have a list of things to do today and I will not rest until they are complete. I must go get more coffee.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I did not get shit done today. I doubt that I will get anything done tomorrow because I will have had no sleep. I seem to be suffering from insomnia lately.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I did not get shit done yesterday. I doubt that I will get anything done today because I will have had no sleep. I seem to be suffering from insomnia lately.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Due to lack of sleep, I am now seeing double.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Do I really have to go to work? I am going to be a miserable soul today. :yociexpress09:

[Cúchulainn]

Dear Diary,

I sincerely hope that both Buddah and Nibbler get hit by a speeding bus full of Jerry's Kids. I think this would be hilarious. The only problem would be telling the retards apart from one another.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I sincerely hope that both Buddah and Nibbler get hit by a speeding bus full of Jerry's Kids. I think this would be hilarious. The only problem would be telling the retards apart from one another.
Ghey!

[SittinGrumpy]

Dear Diary,

I want to rip off Nibbler's panties and suck on her succulent vaginee.
When I've finished I'd then go and shove a hand grenade up her sister in laws giant red nigger twat and stop any more breeds coming into the world.


Dear Diary,

Today I feel sorry for Harlet opps I mean Scarlet, or is that Pinkslit.....anyway whomever she pretends to be today... I feel for her, I mean her menopause is killing her self-esteem and ability to get shit right, its prairie nigger you stupid bitch.


I am almost certain that you make your daughters proud, I mean when they figure out this is you, pinkslit, they have something to hold their heads high about...not only is their mom a slut, she is also a bigot. People like you shouldn't be allowed to breed.

[SittinGrumpy]

Dear Diary,

What a truly brilliant song....

Indians are Red Nigger Skunks (x2)[/B]

By VAGINAL JESUS


You still aren't original.....


BTW....


You had pride and tradition until we took it away,

No one ever took this away...you are the one here with no pride...my guess is no tradition either


Dear Diary,

Arguing with someone who has half a fucking brain is pointless and now I am bored with her...

*scrape's scarlet off the bottom of her moccasins*

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I must be stronger than myself. I cannot open the lid of a drink that I tightened. I will attempt it one more time. If I am unable to open it then I will cut the bitch off with a knife. I am thirsty.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

Why do vacations always last 1.3 milliseconds no matter how much time you take off?

[Cúchulainn]

Dear Diary,
I wish Scarlett wouldn't think she's so hot. If her mother is any indication, she's at least 400 pounds of lard in a 350-pound bucket and should probably shoot herself.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I had my hair cut tonight. What was I thinking?:26_002:

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/605-funny-haircut.jpg

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,
I was asked a poignant question today.
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Can_You_Get_Me_A_Beer.jpg

"I just don't understand! Why do you keep your beer on the bottom shelf?"

[CrAnIuM]

Dear Diary,
I was asked a poignant question today.


"I just don't understand! Why do you keep your beer on the bottom shelf?"



That dude has a funny shaped ass.

[joseph]

funny photo

[SlimSkeeter]

That dude has a funny shaped ass.

Yeah, but his tits are spectacular.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I guess I am getting old. I went out last night and was bored senseless. The good thing is that I woke up feeling great, no hangovers and no regrets.

Now I am ready for my kids to come home so we can snuggle in bed and watch cartoons.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Today was hectic because someone did not have to come in to work. Screw MLK.

[Josie]

Dear Diary,

Holy saggy tits batman! Her nips literally point at the ground! 0.0

[Amythist]

Dear Diary,

I hate fucking winter!

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Today was great. I was able to stay home with the kids and play in the snow. Some crazy friends even came to visit for awhile. It's a shame that NC only gets snow every few years.

To give the day a perfect ending, I am cooking basil and parmesan chicken for dinner. Bon appetit!

[Negativecool]

Dear Diary,

Pay attention you feminist whores:
http://cooking101.ytmnd.com/

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Pay attention you feminist whores:
http://cooking101.ytmnd.com/I am the queen of grilling too. Inside and out, I fucking rule.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,

Someone here has been telling fibs....
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Lamp_Is_A_Lie.jpg

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

Since the boss man does not want me to drive because I am such a valuable employee, he is sending the big dog out to pick me up. Wheeee..I get to ride in the monster truck.


Damn, I wanted to stay home. ha.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I had a very entertaining evening. I took my children to a fund raiser for their school at the Chick-fil-A tonight. While there, I had to deal with a cursing mother who was high on God knows what and who kept having inappropriate conversations in front of my children. She was a friend of the neighbor who went with me. Next time I go alone.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary
I guess I will have to watch the damn Olympics next time they are on...
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Sprung_A_Leak.jpg

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I am in a pissy mood.

[Negativecool]

Dear diary,

I've decided to abandon you and spread my pen's ink in your hot younger sister; I will from now on write exclusively in my journal, and keep you under my bed.

Sorry things went down this way.

-Negs-

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I am going to dye my hair dark brown tonight. Hopefully, I will like it.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I am going to dye my hair dark brown tonight. Hopefully, I will like it.
I think I changed my mind and will wait. (Why am I talking to myself?)

[Negativecool]

Dear Diary,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehcNrfWafNU
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I have a thread I want to post but I cannot because it is not fictional and is filled with humorous but personal drama.

This is a sad thing to me.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

If everthing that comes around goes around, then why am I constantly being fucked? I surely do not deserve the hell that continuously comes my way. In fact, I deserve some good karma.

Fuck it.

[SittinGrumpy]

Dear Diary,

confused

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I wish it would quit raining so I can wear my heels.

[CrAnIuM]

Dear Diary,

I wish it would quit raining so I can wear my heels.


Why ?

In my experience most women that wear heels will have them elevated off the floor most of the night anyway.

[NiBBler]

Why ?

In my experience most women that wear heels will have them elevated off the floor most of the night anyway.
Like I said, I wish it would quit raining.:42_002:

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I am proud of my little accomplishments. I changed my oil and also my back brakes today. I found out the difference between disk and drum brakes. Drum brakes are a pain in the ass while disk brakes are not. I still had fun. Next project is a front motor mount that is broken. Maybe I should just buy another car.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,

I am proud of my little accomplishments. I changed my oil and also my back brakes today. I found out the difference between disk and drum brakes. Drum brakes are a pain in the ass while disk brakes are not. I still had fun. Next project is a front motor mount that is broken. Maybe I should just buy another car.

Another car will just assure that you have different problems to deal with. And buying a new car will just about guarantee that you won't be able to work on most of it yourself.

[SittinGrumpy]

Another car will just assure that you have different problems to deal with. And buying a new car will just about guarantee that you won't be able to work on most of it yourself.

Also, it is cheaper to fix one then it is to pay for a new one. They actually did a special on a local news channel about this subject, they say keep making repairs until the repairs start being more then the car is worth.

[Josie]

Dear Diary,

I am proud of my little accomplishments. I changed my oil and also my back brakes today. I found out the difference between disk and drum brakes. Drum brakes are a pain in the ass while disk brakes are not. I still had fun. Next project is a front motor mount that is broken. Maybe I should just buy another car.

Buying a new one is not nearly as hot as a woman fixing it herself.

[NiBBler]

Buying a new one is not nearly as hot as a woman fixing it herself.
Haha, if you had seen me covered in brake gunk and oil, you would not say that.

[Titty]

Buying a new one is not nearly as hot as a woman fixing it herself.

W3rd to teh herd.

[Josie]

Haha, if you had seen me covered in brake gunk and oil, you would not say that.

Dear Diary,

I need pics. Please and thank you.

-Josie.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary.

I don't know what I ate, but I was on the toilet so long today that my legs went numb.

[Amythist]

Dear Diary ,
I am sick of snow! I am so ready for summer!

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary ,
I am sick of snow! I am so ready for summer!

Dear Diary

For some reason, I am now hounded by visions of Amythist wearing a bikini. Me likey.

[SittinGrumpy]

Dear Diary,

I sent off my CPA exam application today...I am so nervous and yet happy. This is a huge step for me!

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I sent off my CPA exam application today...I am so nervous and yet happy. This is a huge step for me!
:78: Wow!

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary

When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. I chose to be an asshole and, on the whole, I'm rather satisfied with it as a life choice.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,

Sometimes I sit and I contemplate rather large things. Are we alone in the universe? What is the meaning of life? What does it all mean? How the hell did that woman look in the mirror this morning and think "damn, I look good!"

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

I have never been a patient person but I am trying. I am beginning to wonder if it is pointless though.

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary,

I often sit and I contemplate rather large things.
Can I afford a larger dildo, does that guy have a decent sized dick?
Sadly, the answer is always no.

I could buy you a larger dildo and use it to ream your cooter while I pee in your butt if you like...

[SlimSkeeter]

Dear Diary

If Drama could somehow be harnessed for use as an energy source, the world would be a beacon of light in a dark sky forever.

[NiBBler]

Dear Diary,

This makes me happy. WuuuWeeeeee!

http://terminatorsalvation.warnerbros.com/

[KommieKat]

Dear Diary,

This makes me happy. WuuuWeeeeee!

http://terminatorsalvation.warnerbros.com/

Dear Diary,

America saves the world, yet again, and again, and again and again.:45:

[Bunnee]

Dear Diary,

I have my internet back!

[SittinGrumpy]

Dear Diary,

I just don't understand. I am so fucking annoyed and I just don't know why. I want to just scream fuck you to the world...hopefully this will pass soon.


ARGH!:arghh:

[Negativecool]

Dear Diary,

I just don't understand. I am so fucking annoyed and I just don't know why. I want to just scream fuck you to the world...hopefully this will pass soon.


ARGH!:arghh:
Meds.



Use as instructed.

[SittinGrumpy]

Meds.
Use as instructed.

I do not need meds, I need fucktards to leave me alone!!!! Dumbass, mother fucking stupid, cock sucking, lieing, backstabbing, people should all die. Then I will cease to be annoyed.

[Josie]

I do not need meds, I need fucktards to leave me alone!!!! Dumbass, mother fucking stupid, cock sucking, lying, backstabbing, people should all die. Then I will cease to be annoyed.

There you go :) ...Oh, I'm sorry... was that annoying?

[Cúchulainn]

Dear diary,
Niggers make me giggle when they make those funny noises when you hang them.

[SlimSkeeter]

There you go :) ...Oh, I'm sorry... was that annoying?

LMAO....want a bigger knife to twist?

[Negativecool]

Dear Diary,

LOL vvv
http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/initiatives/posters/images/quiet-faggot.jpg

[Amythist]

Dear Diary ,
I finally get to go out tonight for the first time since I moved to a new state! I am most excited!!
Amy~

[KommieKat]

Dear Diary ,
I finally get to go out tonight for the first time since I moved to a new state! I am most excited!!
Amy~

Dear Diary,

She actually managed to travel farther than her own back yard!