Why would they need

[funeeman]

a chat or "socialize" feature at a place like this?

http://www.fleshlight.com/

My guess would be that its far from hopping with women who want to talk to a dude humping a plastic pussy while they chat. Of course. . I guess there are stranger things.

[Wenis]

Because they like to compare their collections. I have seen this somewhere before, it was voted one of the saddest places on the whole of the internets.

[funeeman]

I was watching Shop Erotic last weekend after I got home from the bar. They were pimping this product as a 'must have". I thought about buying one and sticking one hand in it and one in my wife and seeing if I could tell the difference.

[CrAnIuM]

LoL at the MOUNTS tab. ( conveniently found under "performance" )

[CrAnIuM]

sticking one hand in it and one in my wife


Eww

[Negativecool]

I'm a member. I need sex from something as the wife lost her fuck holes giving birth. It sure is a swell community, gosh.