Amythist
05-11-2008, 02:45 AM
Actual Newspaper Headlines
1. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
2. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
3. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
4. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
5. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
6. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
7. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
8. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
9. Farmer Bill Dies in House
10. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
11. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
12. Stud Tires Out
13. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
14. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
15. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
16. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
17. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
18. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
19. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
21. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
22. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
23. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
24. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
25. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
26. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
27. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
28. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
29. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
30. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
31. Include your Children when Baking Cookies
32. War Dims Hope for Peace
33. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
34. Eye Drops off Shelf
35. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
36. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
37. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
38. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
39. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
40. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
41. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
42. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in 84
43. Steals Clock, Faces Time
44. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
45. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
46. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
47. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
48. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
49. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
50. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
51. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
52. Air Head Fired
53. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
54. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
55. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
1. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
2. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
3. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
4. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
5. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
6. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
7. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
8. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
9. Farmer Bill Dies in House
10. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
11. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
12. Stud Tires Out
13. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
14. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
15. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
16. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
17. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
18. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
19. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
21. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
22. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
23. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
24. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
25. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
26. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
27. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
28. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
29. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
30. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
31. Include your Children when Baking Cookies
32. War Dims Hope for Peace
33. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
34. Eye Drops off Shelf
35. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
36. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
37. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
38. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
39. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
40. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
41. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
42. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in 84
43. Steals Clock, Faces Time
44. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
45. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
46. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
47. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
48. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
49. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
50. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
51. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
52. Air Head Fired
53. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
54. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
55. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board