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Jenn
03-03-2011, 09:32 AM
Is it true that in Hong Kong a married woman is allowed to kill her cheating spouse if caught, but only using her bare hands?

Someone just told me that.. and I like that.. ;)
CrAnIuM
03-03-2011, 09:43 AM
Yeah Kommie ... is it true?


Also this one:

I heard that Chicks in Asian countries give their teenage sons blow jobs so that he will concentrate on his school studies rather than be distracted by the power of teenage poon.
SlimSkeeter
03-03-2011, 12:23 PM
I heard that Chicks in Asian countries give their teenage sons blow jobs so that he will concentrate on his school studies rather than be distracted by the power of teenage poon.

Annnnnddddd I'm done with tacos for lunch.....
KommieKat
03-03-2011, 09:17 PM
Is it true that in Hong Kong a married woman is allowed to kill her cheating spouse if caught, but only using her bare hands?

Someone just told me that.. and I like that.. ;)

Absolute silliness. If that were true, there'd be only about 5 guys walking around right now seeing as lots of men, though not all of course, have a mistress across the border.


Yeah Kommie ... is it true?


Also this one:

I heard that Chicks in Asian countries give their teenage sons blow jobs so that he will concentrate on his school studies rather than be distracted by the power of teenage poon.

There was mention of this happening in Japan.
Mothers are known as Kyoiku mama which means Educational mama. They are responsible in the marriage side to take care of little Kenji's education and piano lessons.
The idea of mommy doing it to Kenji is to get his mind off of the girls and back into the books, preparing for the University entrance exams.
Some have been know to push the limits, however, there is no validity to this, nor if it does exist, it's not the norm.


Now, it's my turn for some seriousness:
Is it true that American women have 3 tits?? I once read that someplace.
CrAnIuM
03-03-2011, 09:24 PM
Is it true that American women have 3 tits


I've never met her.
Scabman
03-08-2011, 04:02 PM
Is it true that American women have 3 tits?? I once read that someplace.

Yep!
http://ablog4guys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/s320x240.jpeg
funeeman
03-08-2011, 04:47 PM
Total Recall?
Scabman
03-08-2011, 04:53 PM
Total Recall?

Total Recall!
SittinGrumpy
03-08-2011, 04:59 PM
Yep!

That's a waist of a good boob, one in the mouth one in the hand and one left completely out? There is a new thread what to do with a third boob LOLOL
Gzus
03-09-2011, 05:20 AM
I have two hands.
SlimSkeeter
03-09-2011, 09:17 AM
what to do with a third boob

There SHOULD be three. Two on the front as now, with a third one on the back to hold onto while dancing.
SittinGrumpy
03-09-2011, 10:52 AM
I have two hands.

I think that would just be odd... well unless the mouth was on the one in the middle... yup that would work.


Two on the front as now, with a third one on the back to hold onto while dancing.

The bra's we would have to wear would be horrible.
SlimSkeeter
03-09-2011, 12:35 PM
The bra's we would have to wear would be horrible.

Like they aren't already? Wouldn't be too bad. Modify that clasp-in-the-front style to incorporate a third fun bag. Boom, bam, done. AND it would give most men a reason to not mind cuddling. Win-Win situation.
SittinGrumpy
03-09-2011, 01:10 PM
Like they aren't already?

Yes, bra's suck now but adding one in the back would make it suck worse. For those of us who have boobs bigger than a training bra, I am not thinking a third boob would be a win for us.
Josie
03-09-2011, 02:35 PM
I am not thinking a third boob would be a win for us.

There would be no comfortable way to lie down :-(
Gzus
03-09-2011, 04:50 PM
The breast bearers' comfort is of far less importance.
Josie
03-09-2011, 04:54 PM
The breast bearers' comfort is of far less importance.

So you want chica to walk around lookin like the hunchback of notre dame? Hawt.
Gzus
03-10-2011, 01:05 AM
Hmmmm . . . . . no, but okay. Why the fuck not?

Having her permanently bent over might not be all that bad.
SlimSkeeter
03-10-2011, 03:02 AM
There would be no comfortable way to lie down :-(

On your side with your honey next to you? Curled up and cuddling? Not comfy? pfft....best sleep I ever got....
Josie
03-10-2011, 05:26 AM
On your side with your honey next to you? Curled up and cuddling? Not comfy? pfft....best sleep I ever got....

prefer the tummy snuzzle.
SlimSkeeter
03-10-2011, 08:17 AM
prefer the tummy snuzzle.

Well....ends up with her head on my chest with me flat on my back... which still does not eliminate the triple boobage.
CrAnIuM
03-10-2011, 08:40 AM
^ Gross.
Mamba
03-10-2011, 02:55 PM
This thread took a very er.... interesting turn. Hahaha.