What pays your daily bread?

[InterStella]

So, what do you do to earn a crust?

Are you full or part-time? On benefits for any reason? Studying? Retired? Too buggered to work?

Spill the beans!

[Hardwood]

I Have had a few jobs and was retired for the last two years and went nuts. I now work a M-F 9-5 gig. It is sweet except for the suit (and tie). Money is excellent and it is relativly stress free. I am in the music industry.

[CrAnIuM]

So, what do you do to earn a crust?

Are you full or part-time? On benefits for any reason? Studying? Retired? Too buggered to work?

Spill the beans!



Retired military = Pension

Also ..

Just started as a 2 year contract job with AT&T. ( I'll offer no details on what I do .. sorry.)

[lianhan_shee]

Dermagraphic artist and aspiring photographer. Its full time and love every minute of it. There are those that can attest to that..

[Hardwood]

Dermagraphic artist and aspiring photographer. Its full time and love every minute of it. There are those that can attest to that..

I owned a studio that was profitable for 10 fantastic years. I wish you well!

[funeeman]

I sell rocks.

[JackBlack]

I sell Avon, it's been very exciting!

[Shade]

Internet marketing and advertising. You get out of it what you put into it. Usually the money is insane, and plenty of work, but it requires plenty of knowledge and the ability to sell yourself and talk to people.

I also sell my services as a Ninja for suplamental income.

[lianhan_shee]

I owned a studio that was profitable for 10 fantastic years. I wish you well!

thank you..my business has been sucessfull. i am expanding and moving my shop to a bigger building..i had room for one artist and now i have room for atleast 8 or more but ill have no more than 4. too much drama when you get that many people together.

[Hardwood]

thank you..my business has been sucessfull. i am expanding and moving my shop to a bigger building..i had room for one artist and now i have room for atleast 8 or more but ill have no more than 4. too much drama when you get that many people together.

I tried working with one other "artist", never again.
My studio was 2500 sq ft and even that seemed small at times.

[Bunnee]

I'm technically a bum, and pay my rent in food stamps.

[Amythist]

I build doors for homes and I bartend...nothing to exciting...http://www.jeld-wen.com/_images/material_landing/ext_1.jpg

[Hardwood]

I build doors for homes and I bartend...nothing to exciting...http://www.jeld-wen.com/_images/material_landing/ext_1.jpg

Cool door!

[Titty]

I sell propane and propane accessories.

[Hardwood]

I sell propane and propane accessories.

Nice nipple Hank.

[Shade]

I build doors for homes and I bartend...nothing to exciting...http://www.jeld-wen.com/_images/material_landing/ext_1.jpg

what about backdoors, you do that to?

[CrAnIuM]

what about backdoors, you do that to?


I was expecting YOU to ask if the doors 'swing both ways'.

[Josie]

"Domestic Engineer" aka SAHM. My husband is a Plumber. My son is a professional poop factory.

Hopefully, I'll soon be a student at UAA.

[Violet]

I make radio transmitters to track bugs and and animals. Sometimes I help make the receivers, too. Most of the circuit boards I work on are smaller than my pinkie nail, and most of the parts I solder on are about the size of a grain of sand. It's a bit of a pain in the ass.

[Hardwood]

I make radio transmitters to track bugs and and animals. Sometimes I help make the receivers, too. Most of the circuit boards I work on are smaller than my pinkie nail, and most of the parts I solder on are about the size of a grain of sand. It's a bit of a pain in the ass.
Thats very cool. I didn't think people still did that, I assumed machines did.

[Assinhat]

I work for a general contractor.
We specialize in custom homes , but we do most anything.

I'm looking to get a weekend job as a bouncer over the summer.

I also fuck really fat ugly people, profit more than fun.

[Violet]

Thats very cool. I didn't think people still did that, I assumed machines did.Nah, I actually have to hand-make a few of the parts, like tiny coils and the antennas. Some places use solder paste an kinda 'bake' the parts on, but we still do all of our stuff by hand.

It's a bitch when my hands are shaky. In fact, it's kind of a bitch when they aren't. It's always cool to hear what the transmitters will be used for, though. I've made stuff to be attached on anything from birds in Germany to bumblebees in Panama. Plus we make heart-rate and microphone transmitters as well. So, yeah.. that's kinda spiffy.

[Hardwood]

Nah, I actually have to hand-make a few of the parts, like tiny coils and the antennas. Some places use solder paste an kinda 'bake' the parts on, but we still do all of our stuff by hand.

It's a bitch when my hands are shaky. In fact, it's kind of a bitch when they aren't. It's always cool to hear what the transmitters will be used for, though. I've made stuff to be attached on anything from birds in Germany to bumblebees in Panama. Plus we make heart-rate and microphone transmitters as well. So, yeah.. that's kinda spiffy.

WOW, that is cool. It has to be really tiny, I had no idea.

[mcsmc]

If you can't figure out what I do from my posts and etc. then you're on my hated stupid list and don't deserve to know. And yes, I'm fucking cranky right now, because I'm running on too little sleep too long. I'm convinced that psychopaths are simply normal people that haven't had decent sleep in awhile.

[mcsmc]

a marine? a pissed off marine?

No.

[mcsmc]

then what? you ARE in the military. arent you?

...

Did you miss this?


If you can't figure out what I do from my posts and etc. then you're on my hated stupid list and don't deserve to know.

[mcsmc]

as you can see, im a noob, and haven't read that many of your posts, dogface.

*Sigh*

The things I do for people.

I COULD just tell you to fuck off until you've read all of my posts (since they haven't gone anywhere)... but no, I'll make the extreme effort to be nice (not because you're special, but because I'm supposed to work on being nice). If you haven't noticed by now, I'm a complete asshole 99% of the time, and that's not just on the internet. So don't get used to this.

Here goes:

I'm CURRENTLY deployed in the Middle East as a soldier in the U.S. Army. My MOS (Military Occupational Specialty, i.e. "job") is a Petroleum Supply Specialist. (Yeah, sounds great, right? I'm a fuel jockey... I transport bulk fuel between the base I'm stationed at, and other bases. Well, I did anyway. I recently was moved against my will into another job/function in my unit, which I don't care to disclose at this time. However, it's more of a challenge at least.)

[KommieKat]

I I recently was moved against my will into another job/function in my unit, which I don't care to disclose at this time. However, it's more of a challenge at least.)

Ya right. A real challenge scrubbing toilets, latrine jockey.
Must be real hard trying to clean dried chunks of shit from the rim.

[mcsmc]

Ya right. A real challenge scrubbing toilets, latrine jockey.
Must be real hard trying to clean dried chunks of shit from the rim.

Did someone give you an insult generator as an early birthday gift? They should've gotten you a foam doughnut for your hemorrhoids.

[Titty]

as you can see, im a noob

As if we've already forgotten you're BleedingV.

Moron.

[mcsmc]

As if we've already forgotten you're BleedingV.

Moron.

News to me. Noted.

[gigman]

I work my ass off. Full time and more than full time.
Not good benefits but my wife has the good benefits through her company.
I work for a security company. Not all that great but it pays the bills.
I used to work maintenance in a major oil refinery called Citgo. Gave that up when I moved to another state. That was one dangerous place to work.

[gigman]

I sell rocks.
Cocaine dealer huh?

[dunamis]

Nothing pays my bread. That's ludicrous! It's bread! Why would bread need money?

[funeeman]

Cocaine dealer huh?

I wish. Then I could get me some coke hos. No one (except blood) wants to hump in the cemetery.

[Scabman]

I sell rocks.

You sell rocks to dead people, now that's a sweet deal!

On topic, I sit in a office and pretend to work as I cruise the web and do a bit of online schooling(on that note, fuck Snorre Sturlason, that Icelandic bastard).
I like the office, they have a big coffee machine there! It grinds it's own coffee beans! <3

"Grind grind" it says as it makes me a cup of Blue Java. Sometimes I make a bass sound so I can dance to the noises it (the coffee machine) makes.

[suki]

I hate children.

usually about 3 1/2 days/week.

young ones, middle ones, teenage ones (<---I hate them the most).

come june 5th...I'll only be hating my own. I'll prolly need to pick up something part-time over the summer, or at least until the house is sold...

then I'll be squeezing out a pup and staying home with it for a while before going back to school.


yes. school. again.

blecht.

[Cúchulainn]

Yeah, I'm a professional bad-ass.

[Amythist]

what about backdoors, you do that to?

yeah we build back doors to.....sliding doors...ect...

[funeeman]

yeah we build back doors to.....sliding doors...ect...

Please tell me you really understood his question.

[Pinkslit]

So, what do you do to earn a crust?

Are you full or part-time? On benefits for any reason? Studying? Retired? Too buggered to work?

Spill the beans!

Part time nurse.
I can also supplement my income when necessary. :yociexp50:

http://www.privateadultpics.com/images/pinkslit/5a.jpg

[InterStella]

Please tell me you really understood his question.

Well, obviously not. Although I had a giggle about it... but then I would do, living with the man known locally as the "Backdoor Bomber".


Part time nurse.
I can also supplement my income when necessary.

Can you live-in? I'm getting a tad bored with the Bomber trying the Backdoor.


:yociexp63:

[Pinkslit]

Can you live-in? I'm getting a tad bored with the Bomber trying the Backdoor.
:yociexp63:

Nope, I wont live in, but for the right price I'll handle The Bomber.

[Amythist]

Please tell me you really understood his question.


Yes I did...I just choose to answer it the way that I did!

[CrazyJames]

I have been in the auto repair business for 20 years.
I have recently started my own mobile repair service.

[MoonChild69]

NO!

[Stormcrow]

I cut & grind iron & brass with Compu Numeric Controlled machines. I also have the pleasure of manipulating a 15' tall articulated robot arm.

[Jenn]

Right now, my husband is the one bringing in the money.

[Titty]

I have been in the auto repair business for 20 years.
I have recently started my own mobile repair service.

In other words, you worked at Jiffy Lube for 20 years at base pay while being leap-frogged by those of greater skill, intellectual capacity, and most importantly, ambition. You were fired by your 18 year old manager for stealing pennies from customers' cup holders.

You now drive around in your '87 Celebrity with 3 cases of 5w30 stolen from Wal-Mart in the trunk, offering oil changes in exchange for a bowl of soup and pack of Kools.

Let us know how it works out for you. Or better yet, don't.

[4nik8]

In other words, you worked at Jiffy Lube for 20 years at base pay while being leap-frogged by those of greater skill, intellectual capacity, and most importantly, ambition. You were fired by your 18 year old manager for stealing pennies from customers' cup holders.

You now drive around in your '87 Celebrity with 3 cases of 5w30 stolen from Wal-Mart in the trunk, offering oil changes in exchange for a bowl of soup and pack of Kools.

Let us know how it works out for you. Or better yet, don't.

Wow.

You're just so funny. How do you keep coming up with your witticisms?
_________

I'm a Job Site Superintendent for a major, nation wide General Contractor.
We build major commercial buildings ranging from distribution centers to federal prisons.

[Amadeus]

I throw trash into the back of a truck all day.


Work fucking sucks, but the pay is fucking tits.

[suki]

In other words, you worked at Jiffy Lube for 20 years at base pay while being leap-frogged by those of greater skill, intellectual capacity, and most importantly, ambition. You were fired by your 18 year old manager for stealing pennies from customers' cup holders.

You now drive around in your '87 Celebrity with 3 cases of 5w30 stolen from Wal-Mart in the trunk, offering oil changes in exchange for a bowl of soup and pack of Kools.

Let us know how it works out for you. Or better yet, don't.


aaaaaaaaaaaahahahah.

that was my first car.

well, my second actually. my first I only had for 2 hours before I totalled it (on a brand new porsche)...

the day I got my license.

[frozenstar]

Tactical Network Specialist, United States Marine Corps.

Essentially, that means my primary job is to play with high-tech, classified computing and network equipment all day while also being prepared to blow shit up if necessary.

I'm fortunate to be with a unit that deploys constantly throughout Asia, so I get to meet lots of new people and see lots of new places. At the moment, I'm in Thailand.

[Titty]

How do you keep coming up with your witticisms?

Awww....was I picking on one of your little ExplishitZone butt-buddies? It's always nice to see solidarity among the rats.


I'm sure he'll be happy to check your fluids and lube your rear end in exchange for your continued assistance. He might even throw in a good buffing if you play your cards right.

[Titty]

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahah.

that was my first car.

well, my second actually. my first I only had for 2 hours before I totalled it (on a brand new porsche)...

the day I got my license.

Damn, woman! Have you ever owned (or even driven, for that matter) a vehicle you didn't crash?

[4nik8]

Awww....was I picking on one of your little ExplishitZone butt-buddies? It's always nice to see solidarity among the rats.

As usual, you're wrong again.
Until you mentioned it, and I checked, I had no idea he was even a member at EZ.
Ya know, for a person who professes never visiting there...you sure are savvy about who is/isn't a member.




I'm sure he'll be happy to check your fluids and lube your rear end in exchange for your continued assistance. He might even throw in a good buffing if you play your cards right.
Between you practically begging me to post more pics and now with your homo erotic euphemisms, I've gone from playfully calling you a fag to meaning it, fag.
It's astounding that someone who thinks so highly of themselves, at least you come off sounding that way, can make some of the most childish fucking posts I've had the displeasure of reading.

[OutKast]

Right now, I'm working two part time jobs. One in customer service and the other as a dietary aide.

[CrazyJames]

Fuck you TITTY your a real punk ass piece of shit

[Pinkslit]

Fuck you TITTY your a real punk ass piece of shit

http://www.privateadultpics.com/images/pinkslitx/ti.jpg

[mcsmc]

Wow.

You're just so funny. How do you keep coming up with your witticisms?

I agree, he is pretty fucking funny.

You, on the other hand, are completely unoriginal. Do you really have to quote Family Guy (Stewie in this instance) to express your feelings? Use your own brain once in awhile!

[Absinthe]

I'm a Civil Engineer. Work full time and some extra. It's pretty interesting and I don't get really get bored. Some of the stuff that's going on drives me nuts (or close to), but that's a different story...

[KommieKat]

I'm a Civil Engineer. Work full time and some extra. It's pretty interesting and I don't get really get bored. Some of the stuff that's going on drives me nuts (or close to), but that's a different story...

A good friend of mine is a Civil Engineer.

He said the most difficult construction are tunnels and airport strips.

He also said his favorite mathematical equation was Force: F = m x a,
Newtons second law.

Would you agree?

[Shade]

A good friend of mine is a Civil Engineer.

He said the most difficult construction are tunnels and airport strips.

He also said his favorite mathematical equation was Force: F = m x a,
Newtons second law.

Would you agree?

F = buddah's personality
M = Narsasistic
A = Annoying

[KommieKat]

F = buddah's personality
M = Narsasistic
A = Annoying

Who invited the fucking village idiot?
Adults are talking here, jr.
Go hobble over to a pile of manure and seek some fun elsewhere.

[Titty]

As usual, you're wrong again.
Until you mentioned it, and I checked, I had no idea he was even a member at EZ.
Ya know, for a person who professes never visiting there...you sure are savvy about who is/isn't a member.

I didn't actually know he was a member there. I assumed. I can't help it if I'm a good guesser.

I recall he had some comments in one of the many spam threads by your brothers-in-arms, Quasi and Celtic Cruster. Considering his propensity for making idiotic, nonsensical posts and obvious dim-witted demeanor, he seemed to fit the mold of a typical EZ member. Add in that Lisa seemed familiar with him in his introduction thread, and it wasn't much of a leap.

Maybe if you stopped to read a few posts before pressing the submit button dozens of times daily in pursuit of some dubious form of notoriety, you might actually reach a conclusion or two on your own without having them continually explained to you in a simplistic manner so you can easily understand them.

Or not.



Between you practically begging me to post more pics and now with your homo erotic euphemisms, I've gone from playfully calling you a fag to meaning it, fag.

How dare you infer my comments were anything along those lines. It's not my fault you immediately interpret everything as metaphors for homosexuality. Perhaps the subject is at the forefront of your mind throughout much of the day (and night).

I guess it's a good thing I didn't predict he'd offer to inspect your tailpipe. You'd probably immediately break out the Astroglide and Anal-Ease.


I found it exceedingly ironic you decided to broach the subject of homosexuality in the first place given this pic you've previously posted:

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x303/tittyluvr2/4nik8drinksjizz.jpg

The only things that would serve as a greater evidence of you being a poofer would be the minister standing in the background after performing your commitment ceremony, video of you two performing an Elton John duet at the reception, a Just Married sign along with tin cans on strings hanging from the back of the purple scooter you two will ride off into the sunset on, and a picture of your lips wrapped around the dude's cock on a pink bed.

Nice purple beads, too, Sally. They just scream masculinity.

And need we mention your continual use everywhere of that ridiculous avatar? You do know what an earring in your right ear signifies, don't you? Of course you do.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x303/tittyluvr2/urafag.gif


My comment regarding you posting the same picture multiple times wasn't a request for more pics, pillow-biter. You somehow think you've impressed someone and continue to tout that single piece of shoddy photography as evidence you're something other than a middle-aged, paunchy, toothless coffee runner. You more resemble a prospector from the 1840's than the strapping young buck you'd so desperately rather have as your likeness.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x303/tittyluvr2/4nik8fatcunt.jpghttp://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x303/tittyluvr2/oldface.jpg



It's astounding that someone who thinks so highly of themselves, at least you come off sounding that way,

If there's an egotist to be found on this site (and elsewhere, for that matter), it certainly wouldn't be moi. You've run around like a child in dire need of attention since you first discovered how to navigate the web sometime last year. Anyone who makes statements like these clearly perceives himself to be of greater ability and substance than everyone else. I won't bother to supply links since I'm not in the habit of promoting other sites. They're no more than a google search away, if so inclined.


They can NOT HANDLE ME. simple as that.

I'm here to be me. I ain't afraid of NONE of you fucks though. Call me out...bitches......we'll scrap. Leave me be and we can have a good time. The only difference between real life and on here......ya'll don't bleed.

Are you SERIOUS?!? All the SHIT you've talked? Mother fucker....please...You couldn't handle a straight fist from a horse stance from me let alone a full on punch kick. I'd dust you off a mat like a slight summer breeze would. I've tackled big mouths like you for state championships before. Do you beat your old lady t0o.....to keep you masculinity in mind? You,.....are a fucking CHUMP to me. Shall I post my arsenal of weapons as well? Is a GUN making you BAD........NOW? I have ONE pistol that cost me over THREE time the gun your posing with.......does that make me COOLER? (It's an HK 45 with laser sight and roller rocker inside to counter act the kick) Tell me now....douche bag....how does it feel to be DE FUCKING THRONED as the bad ass?!?!

Get the fuck outta my way.I hereby name myself ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The
NEW
asshole of this site. Fuck with me cunts....

I'll tell ya what, baby sniff. Gather yourself. Come at me when you feel MANLY. Right now....you look like a chump. Save face, douche. Back up and regroup. You dismissed me FAR.....too soon. You'll get to know my wit. or FEAR it...if you wanna challenge me....the choice is yours, butt smatterer. Tell me what you wanna do.


can make some of the most childish fucking posts I've had the displeasure of reading.

Well...well....ur mom has crabs! So there!

[Titty]

Right now, I'm working two part time jobs. One in customer service and the other as a dietary aide.

LOf'nL

Cha...right.

[Titty]

Fuck you TITTY your a real punk ass piece of shit

Good to see you again, James.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x303/tittyluvr2/toothless_freak_show.jpg

[suki]

titty,

can we make teh sexorz?

thanks,
teh sook

[Titty]

titty,

can we make teh sexorz?

thanks,
teh sook

Absotively.

And I won't even need to worry about knocking you up. Bonus!

[4nik8]

I didn't actually know he was a member there. I assumed.


I recall he had some comments in one of the many spam threads


How is it you didn't know he was a member and just assumed he was yet recall some of his comments?
Can you be any more full of shit OR contradictory?




Considering his propensity for making idiotic, nonsensical posts and obvious dim-witted demeanor, he seemed to fit the mold of a typical EZ member.

Seems now you've made the leap from just guessing he was a member to actually knowing his style of posting at EZ.
That, in my book, qualifies as liar or a retard.

I'd say it's an equal blend of the two.


Maybe if you stopped to read a few posts before pressing the submit button dozens of times daily in pursuit of some dubious form of notoriety, you might actually reach a conclusion or two on your own without having them continually explained to you in a simplistic manner so you can easily understand them.
Tell me more about this notoriety I'm seeking.
I was unaware till you brought up.







How dare you infer my comments were anything along those lines. It's not my fault you immediately interpret everything as metaphors for homosexuality. Perhaps the subject is at the forefront of your mind throughout much of the day (and night).

I guess it's a good thing I didn't predict he'd offer to inspect your tailpipe. You'd probably immediately break out the Astroglide and Anal-Ease.

How dare I infer? I didn't infer, you bumbling fuck...I outright stated that you're a fag. You naming two types of butt lube with such ease just verifies it. Go ahead...tell me you use it on the wife and that's how ya knew.
If you could hit the pussy with any degree of satisfaction on her part...the over flow of cunt juice would more than suffice as a lube.
Yeah..you dig reaching down and grabbing a pair of nuts when you're hitting the asshole though...admit it.



I found it exceedingly ironic you decided to broach the subject of homosexuality in the first place given this pic you've previously posted:

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x303/tittyluvr2/4nik8drinksjizz.jpg

You know what I found ironic?
The fact that you saved it.
Had I known you'd keep it to use as visual stimuli, while you simultaneously jerked off and finger banged your own ass, I'd have probably kept that one to myself.
Nahh...what others do with a pic I post is beyond my control.
Don't approve of it but who am I judge your actions?


And need we mention your continual use everywhere of that ridiculous avatar? You do know what an earring in your right ear signifies, don't you? Of course you do.

MY ridiculous avatar?
I guess maybe you're right. When I get as cool as you I can have a fat kid in a TMNT costume or upgrade to a Disney character.
No thanks. I'll stick with mine.
And yeah I know what an earring in the right ear means. But as it's in the drawing and not in MY ear, I don't see how you could make that leap.

Oh wait.... are you one of those that still take the avatar to be the user?
For shame...and here I thought your years on the net would have taught you something by now.
Instead of titty, I'll just think you as a boob from now on. Not the mammary ...the idiotic type.



My comment regarding you posting the same picture multiple times wasn't a request for more pics, pillow-biter.
Sure. I believe you too.
Shame that the whole reason I had to repost it (for what?....the 2nd time?) because buddha deleted it in the thread where HE was calling me fat was lost on you.


You somehow think you've impressed someone and continue to tout that single piece of shoddy photography as evidence you're something other than a middle-aged, paunchy, toothless coffee runner. You more resemble a prospector from the 1840's than the strapping young buck you'd so desperately rather have as your likeness.

Hey, dumb ass, it was posted in the members photo section. You know....the place where members post photos of themselves. How was that, in any way, meant to impress?
Speaking of impress though, the impression I'm getting from you is one of an extremely fragile ego. After only a couple of nice comments, who comes in with negative ones? Why YOU, of course. Is there a reason why my pic should bother you so much?
Let me clear you up on another mis-assumption of yours.
The last pic is the latest. The previous were after a rather nasty car wreck.
Having broken all the ribs on my left side, punctured a lung, torn my diaphragm, and stuffed my stomach and some of my intestines into the newly opened cavity...I got fat as FUCK from not being able to be active. Hell, even after being released from a week-long stay in Cardio Pulmonary Intensive Care, I still wasn't allowed to cough, for fear of tearing the stitches in my diaphragm, let alone do anything strenuous.
I got razzed by family and friends for not being as cut up as I usually am.
Hence the "Ain't I just a fatty" caption (that I sent them as a update) typed over the latest pic that seems to be a thorn in your side.
So, hell, to have you refer to me as a strapping young buck is one hell of a compliment. Especially at the ripe old age of 40.
Hold on...are you hitting on me?
Fag.



http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x303/tittyluvr2/4nik8fatcunt.jpghttp://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x303/tittyluvr2/oldface.jpg
I have to hand it to you...the likeness there is simply amazing. The fact that you'd go and search out the pic of my Dad to post, I'm guessing to show what I'll look like when I get older, is just scandalous.
You should have posted a pic of my mom though. Everyone know I favor her more. --->http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z292/4nik8_2007/toothless.jpg





If there's an egotist to be found on this site (and elsewhere, for that matter), it certainly wouldn't be moi.

How do you even type this kind of drivel?
If it weren't for your constant condescension, you'd rarely have anything to say.


You've run around like a child in dire need of attention since you first discovered how to navigate the web sometime last year. Anyone who makes statements like these clearly perceives himself to be of greater ability and substance than everyone else. I won't bother to supply links since I'm not in the habit of promoting other sites. They're no more than a google search away, if so inclined.

You're familiar with the old saying "Opinions are like assholes......" right?
How you perceive me is no more important to me than how you express it.
I couldn't care less if you liked, disliked or felt indifferent about me.
To have you come around doing what ever you think possible to cast a bad light on my recent posting of a pic though....that's just funny as hell.

Keep trying, blow hard. You may find a button to push one of these days but you're sorely missing any of them right now.







Well...well....ur mom has crabs! So there!

There's the adult boob I've come to expect.
Tell me though...why did you skip the fact that I smoke dope?
I figured along with the rest of your weak ass attempts to prod, you'd sling that one in there. I'm disappointed.

Cheer up though...I've got something else for you to try and tear down.
Since you've run my "young buck" pic into the ground, I'll toss a pic of my house in for you to have fun with.

http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/1026475abca6656c3.bmp


Ya' know....there's nothing worse than being a successful, middle aged, dope smoking guy with a body that still turns heads.

In short, take your opinions and allegations a shove 'em where your shit stained vibrator normally goes....

[suki]

I, for one...

did not read ^ that.

[Bunnee]

Ha!

You're not the only one, suk

I saw how long it was and thought, 'fuck that, this dude has got some issues'.

[Shade]

Ha!

You're not the only one, suk

I saw how long it was and thought, 'fuck that, this dude has got some issues'.

I did...it was like ummm ....it was a good flame war! Titys a bit more old school, where the other guy clearly made some stupid statements. The thing about the house was kinda pathetic, because he probly lives with his mom, or the house is that tiny white dot on the hill.

Personally i've noticed the real badass's are the ones who don't say shit. The usually fuck around and do there own thing, never claiming to be a badass. For instance, a badass wouldn't scream I OWN A GUN!!! or I COULD KICK YOUR ASS!! repeatedly. Most of the time there generally content with that knowledge. Thus that part goes to titty as well.

As far as rythm the other guy did pick up on titty's style, and did give equal rythm, but failed to set his own.

the questionability of saving the picture was very good on the other guys part. He gets points for that. However he lost alot by insuing knowing anal lube makes you gay, and further more that anal sex means you suck at normal sex. Mainly because fucking a girl in the ass can be one of the most rewarding expierences. Then he also loses some points because it's the 'gay' thing which tity already used. So it kinda was like 'im not gay, your gay!' which isnt that great. But he does get points for the picture comment.

The noterity thing was a big burn and could cost the other guy the match. As it was clearly stated in one of this posts that he was naming himself the forum badass. Which says 3 things to me. 1 i'm not a badass, 2, i want attention, and 3, it's better to make shit up and pretend i'm something then just be me. Which further totally discredited his earlier statement of being here for me.

The talleys so far:

Titty = 73%

It was good, and defently maticulas, however it lacked the 'oh wow' factor or the humor. Partially the way it was presented had flaws. It was factiual with logical assumptions thrown in there. It only made it slightly entertaining due to the length. And to get better then a C you need to throw in that 'wow' factor. All in all, not one of your best, but pretty entertaining.

Other guy = 56%

Though you made a decent case, and had some humor, again it was bland. You lacked less of the wow factor, but honestly there really wasn't much of one. You got points taken off for using unoriginal jabs, and clitche's. Don't let this get you down though. Your young, and i look forward to seeing your style devolp.

Love,
Shade

[Amadeus]

I didn't read that ^^^, either.

[CrAnIuM]

I didn't read that ^^^, either.

[Amadeus]

I didn't read that ^^^, either.

[KommieKat]

I saw how long it was and thought, 'fuck that, this dude has got some issues'.

I'd recommend you just doing that, staying the fuck out of it, including unwarrented comments.

WTF, if you didn't read it then why bother commenting?
Ask yourself that. I dare ya! I double dare ya!

[KommieKat]

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The talleys so far:

Titty = 73%


Other guy = 56%



Let's see......73 + 56 = 129. The max has to be set at 100%
Jeez, please don't tell me your one of those typical Americans who failed at geography as well?

[Bunnee]

I'd recommend you just doing that, staying the fuck out of it, including unwarrented comments.

WTF, if you didn't read it then why bother commenting?
Ask yourself that. I dare ya! I double dare ya!


I didn't read it because I didn't want to.

What are YOU gonna do about it, huh?

Chump.

[Josie]

I didn't read it because I didn't want to.

What are YOU gonna do about it, huh?

Chump.

Bitch, Moan, Cry... you know, the usual.

[mcsmc]

Let's see......73 + 56 = 129. The max has to be set at 100%
Jeez, please don't tell me your one of those typical Americans who failed at geography as well?

Fucking re-re. Those percentages aren't supposed to go together with each other. Shade was using those percentages like grades (notice the mention of a C?). Please do pay attention, fudge nuts.

[Pinkslit]

http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/1026475abca6656c3.bmp


Nice home, Nik. How many rooms does it have? Is it hard to heat in your winters? Do you hold title to the lake and are there any fish in it? The dwelling seems awfully close to that forest(?) so do you get lots of nasty creatures and insecty things visiting you?

[KommieKat]

Fucking re-re. Those percentages aren't supposed to go together with each other. Shade was using those percentages like grades (notice the mention of a C?). Please do pay attention, fudge nuts.


And you're a little fucking Nazi running around the board spreading lies and propaganda.

Guess what? I'm going to take that registered pic of yours, fuck it up with photoshop and repost it.

What'cha going to do about? Figures, bitch moan and cry.

[KommieKat]

Bitch, Moan, Cry... you know, the usual.

Do I hear a FUCKING HYPOCRITE popping her head out of her ass just long enough to take a breather?

Yep, sure is.

[Bunnee]

What'cha going to do about? Figures, bitch moan and cry.

I swear I've read that before.. recently..somewhere.

I just can't figure out where I saw it being posted...

*scratches her head*

Oh yeah!

In THIS thread. You dirty, rotten, post thief!

Go and think of your own shit, instead of stealing mine (and Josies).

Chump.

[KommieKat]

I swear I've read that before.. recently..somewhere.

I just can't figure out where I saw it being posted...

*scratches her head*

Oh yeah!

In THIS thread. You dirty, rotten, post thief!

Go and think of your own shit, instead of stealing mine (and Josies).

Chump.

You don't hold a legal patent for the English language, much less speak it correctly, so that being the case..........drum roll..............

What'cha going to do about? Figures, bitch moan and cry.

[Shade]

Let's see......73 + 56 = 129. The max has to be set at 100%
Jeez, please don't tell me your one of those typical Americans who failed at geography as well?

Look! Chinese math!!!

[Bunnee]

I am a post thief and I stole Bunnee's material as well as Josie's. I am pathetic. Please piss on me.


Yeah I figured as much.

[Amadeus]

You don't hold a legal patent for the English language, much less speak it correctly, so that being the case..........drum roll..............

What'cha going to do about? Figures, bitch moan and cry.

Dude, how many times have I told your stupid ass?

If you're gonna botch the english language, at LEAST do it right.

Geez.

[4nik8]

Nice home, Nik. How many rooms does it have? Is it hard to heat in your winters? Do you hold title to the lake and are there any fish in it? The dwelling seems awfully close to that forest(?) so do you get lots of nasty creatures and insecty things visiting you?

Thank you, Pinkie.
It now has 7 bedrooms, each with it's own full bath, and there is is a half bath down stairs. Not hard to heat, no. Central heat gets a bit pricey in the winters though. On average about $500 month since propane had gone up. Just converted the heating unit to electric though and that dropped the cost quite a bit. Down to around $300 month. Yes. The lake is with the home and yes there are fish in it.
When the house used to be a bed and breakfast the lake was operated as a "pay lake" (pay to fish) and was kept stocked.
As far as creatures and insects...not too big a problem.
5 male cats roam the property and keep the critters down. The occasional snake left by my door (as a present) will scare the hell out of me though.

[Pinkslit]

Thank you, Pinkie.
It now has 7 bedrooms, each with it's own full bath, and there is is a half bath down stairs. Not hard to heat, no. Central heat gets a bit pricey in the winters though. On average about $500 month since propane had gone up. Just converted the heating unit to electric though and that dropped the cost quite a bit. Down to around $300 month. Yes. The lake is with the home and yes there are fish in it.
When the house used to be a bed and breakfast the lake was operated as a "pay lake" (pay to fish) and was kept stocked.
As far as creatures and insects...not too big a problem.
5 male cats roam the property and keep the critters down. The occasional snake left by my door (as a present) will scare the hell out of me though.

Wow, that's amazing...thanks.
You must earn plenty of daily bread to be able to afford to live in a mansion like that.

[4nik8]

Wow, that's amazing...thanks.
You must earn plenty of daily bread to be able to afford to live in a mansion like that.

You are just too damned nice to me, Pink.


I just finished remodeling it and am (finally) leaving this god forsaken state. So it's about to go on the market.
I'll never get back what I was hoping for, due to the market's condition now, but considering what I paid for it and put into it, I'll still get a big return.
As for my daily bread, yeh...I do pretty well.

[KommieKat]

Dude, how many times have I told your stupid ass?

If you're gonna botch the english language, at LEAST do it right.

Geez.

Best you stick to taking care of yourself here, fool.

Looks like Pinks doing a great job with your pics, asswipe.

[InterStella]

Best you stick to taking care of yourself here, fool.

Looks like Pinks doing a great job with your pics, asswipe.

Are you ever, ever, remotely pleasant? To anybody?

By they way, I mean are you ever nice, without publicly requesting kudos for your creepiness?

*shudders*