Hi

[Hardwood]

Am I banned yet?

[Cúchulainn]

You should be. Give it some time.

I mean, welcome aboard. I look forward to trading insults with you. Fag.

[Hardwood]

You should be. Give it some time.

I mean, welcome aboard. I look forward to trading insults with you. Fag.

Want to take bets on the day or # of posts it takes?
Fag is the nicest thing I have been called today. Thanks

[CrAnIuM]

Want to take bets on the day or # of posts it takes?
Fag is the nicest thing I have been called today. Thanks


Welcome, follow the rules and Banning is not an issue.

[Hardwood]

Welcome, follow the rules and Banning is not an issue.

I actually read them.

[CrAnIuM]

I actually read them.


You are one of the few, I congratulate you on your forethought.

[Violet]

Hello and welcome!

[Hardwood]

Hello and welcome!

Thank you.

Interesting smilies here.........

[Violet]

Thank you.

Interesting smilies here.........Uh huh! The monkeys are the best.



:yociexp42:

[Pinkslit]

Welcome to SC, Hardwood.
An unusual nickname...is it anything to do with having a hard w...., you know what I mean? LOL :yociexp77:

[Hardwood]

Welcome to SC, Hardwood.
An unusual nickname...is it anything to do with having a hard w...., you know what I mean? LOL :yociexp77:

Cum test it out............

[Amythist]

Heya welcome and enjoy....

[Hardwood]

Heya welcome and enjoy....

Thank you.

[Amythist]

Thank you.your most welcome...

[MoonChild69]

Hi you...

[Hardwood]

Hi you...

Back to you, friendly start. Nice.

[4nik8]

Hiya Hardwood.

What's happening man?

[Hardwood]

Hiya Hardwood.

What's happening man?

Seems I'm back. Had a stroke, thats was fucked up!
How are you?

[4nik8]

Seems I'm back. Had a stroke, thats was fucked up!
How are you?

No way, dude.

Are you all right? Get full ROM back and all?

Sorry to hear that, by the way.

[Titty]

Who is Hardwood? Seems this person knows most of us already.

[Pinkslit]

Who is Hardwood? Seems this person knows most of us already.

He is a nice guy who did battle with Incog in a number of forums.

[Titty]

He is a nice guy who did battle with Incog in a number of forums.

Then I already like him. Anyone who hates that brain dead dog cock is good people in my book.

[Hardwood]

No way, dude.

Are you all right? Get full ROM back and all?

Sorry to hear that, by the way.

Short term is fucked, weird. I remember the first time I jacked off to a Playboy foldout though.

[Hardwood]

He is a nice guy who did battle with Incog in a number of forums.

Thanks for the kind words but it wasn't much of a battle since he had all the "buttons"

[Pinkslit]

Then I already like him. Anyone who hates that brain dead dock cock is good people in my book.

I hate Incog but you still told me that I had a stinky vagoo...that wasn't nice!!! :yociexpress09:

[Titty]

I hate Incog but you still told me that I had a stinky vagoo...that wasn't nice!!! :yociexpress09:

I did not. Liar!

[InterStella]

Welcome to SC, Hardwood.

[Hardwood]

Welcome to SC, Hardwood.

Thank you.

[Scabman]

Velkommen! Ta deg en jomfru på huset! ( <-- Norwegian. Translates unto -->) Welcome! Have a complimentary virgin!

[HerCUNTness]

Originally Posted by 4nik8
No way, dude.

Are you all right? Get full ROM back and all?

Sorry to hear that, by the way.


Short term is fucked, weird. I remember the first time I jacked off to a Playboy foldout though.


ROM is range of movement. I think Hardy thought it said memory.

Hello Hardy. hope you have recovered or are recovering......

[Ms. J]

Who is Hardwood? Seems this person knows most of us already.



Hardwood is the best!

[4nik8]

ROM is range of movement. I think Hardy thought it said memory.

Hello Hardy. hope you have recovered or are recovering......

Maybe he was part computer and the ROM got a bit fried?

[Hardwood]

Velkommen! Ta deg en jomfru på huset! ( <-- Norwegian. Translates unto -->) Welcome! Have a complimentary virgin!

What a great offer, I doubt though there are any virgins here.

[Hardwood]

ROM is range of movement. I think Hardy thought it said memory.

Hello Hardy. hope you have recovered or are recovering......

You are correct in my misinterpretation, I am as recovered as I will be, physically I am no different than before the stroke. I do notice some problems with my memory though or maybe I was always that way and just forgot.

[Hardwood]

Hardwood is the best!

Everyone likes hardwood, I am not so well liked though.

[Hardwood]

Maybe he was part computer and the ROM got a bit fried?

If I was I did.

[Blood]

Howdy Hardwood!
And welcome to SC.:yociexp106:

[Hardwood]

Howdy Hardwood!
And welcome to SC.:yociexp106:

Thank you!!!

[InterStella]

What a great offer, I doubt though there are any virgins here.


Hmm. Maybe you're right.... although some might be 'virgin' on the ridiculous.

[Hardwood]

Hmm. Maybe you're right.... although some might be 'virgin' on the ridiculous.

How long do you have to go without sex to become re-virginized (I coined a new word)?

[InterStella]

How long do you have to go without sex to become re-virginized (I coined a new word)?

I have no idea. But my mum said she's a born-again virgin, and it's been about 8 years.

This is way too much information for me to take from my mother. I really hope she decides against letting me know if the situation changes. Eww.

:khi2d:

[Hardwood]

I have no idea. But my mum said she's a born-again virgin, and it's been about 8 years.

This is way too much information for me to take from my mother. I really hope she decides against letting me know if the situation changes. Eww.

:khi2d:

I hate to say if that is the case I am a born-again virgin.

[Blood]

I have no idea. But my mum said she's a born-again virgin, and it's been about 8 years.

This is way too much information for me to take from my mother. I really hope she decides against letting me know if the situation changes. Eww.

:khi2d:

Eww, that reminds me of the time my mom tried to tell me about her and my fathers sex life. "Your father was a once a day kind of man" double ewww, that made me smell mayo and assjuice. :yociexp37:

[Hardwood]

double ewww, that made me smell mayo and assjuice. :yociexp37:

That is some picture you painted............

[Blood]

That is some picture you painted............

Yes, yes it was. :yociexp77:

[Stormcrow]

SC welcomes Hardwood to SC.


Hmmmm....Prickles, a donation. http://www.crowsnestforums.com/forums/blackrazor_fire/smilies/IluvSC.gif

[CrAnIuM]

SC welcomes Hardwood to SC.


Hmmmm....Prickles, a donation. http://www.crowsnestforums.com/forums/blackrazor_fire/smilies/IluvSC.gif


I don't understand.

[Hardwood]

I don't understand.

Ummmmm, me neither.

[Stormcrow]

I don't understand.


Ummmmm, me neither.

See, I found this smiley. I kept it because people call me SC. It just occurred to me that people also call your site SC...


:khi2d: I hate it when I have to explain myself, ruins what little humor I could muster to begin with.

[Hardwood]

See, I found this smiley. I kept it because people call me SC. It just occurred to me that people also call your site SC...


:khi2d: I hate it when I have to explain myself, ruins what little humor I could muster to begin with.

OK that makes sense..................
Fucking with a rubber is like feeling a tit through a bra........

[Scabman]

You are correct in my misinterpretation, I am as recovered as I will be, physically I am no different than before the stroke. I do notice some problems with my memory though or maybe I was always that way and just forgot.

uhm

Being that you actually had a stroke and, according to the shout box, quit smoking a whole year before I was BORN, I would guess that you are old as shit.
Maybe even older than buddha?
What are you, 50-60?

[dunamis]

Cum test it out............

I read until this awful pun :(

I even like awful puns, and that one warranted a sad face.

[Hardwood]

uhm

Being that you actually had a stroke and, according to the shout box, quit smoking a whole year before I was BORN, I would guess that you are old as shit.
Maybe even older than buddha?
What are you, 50-60?

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[Hardwood]

I read until this awful pun :(

I even like awful puns, and that one warranted a sad face.

Blow me............please

[Titty]

Blow me............please

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m254/Amanda26_02/urafag.gif

[dunamis]

Blow me............please

I can't wait to engage you in intelligent debate over the finer topics in the world. You're on my A-list, buddy! :)

[Hardwood]

I can't wait to engage you in intelligent debate over the finer topics in the world. You're on my A-list, buddy! :)

Oh shit.......
I am fucked!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not edjumecuated........

[Pinkslit]

Oh shit.......
I am fucked!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not edjumecuated........

Don't worry about it. It is a blessing that the intellectual bozo's leave us alone without engaging us in their longwinded claptrap.
The edjumecuated ones can go to the Left Brainers to chat with each other, I hope.

.http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7524/cautionnf6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Hardwood]

Don't worry about it. It is a blessing that the intellectual bozo's leave us alone without engaging us in their longwinded claptrap.
The edjumecuated ones can go to the Left Brainers to chat with each other, I hope.

.http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7524/cautionnf6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Cool, I went to colledge with Bluto. I still have not grown up.....