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SpringChicken
01-31-2011, 03:41 PM
Hi everyone!

I joined about 6 months ago, so maybe I should say hello!
CrAnIuM
01-31-2011, 03:52 PM
My oh my ... welcome!
Scabman
01-31-2011, 04:00 PM
Hiyas and welcome!

Did you do a bit of lurking or just forgot about the site?
SpringChicken
01-31-2011, 04:03 PM
Thanks!

I checked it out after being invited by Mamba, and then just kinda forgot to come back. Then she told me to come back.
CrAnIuM
01-31-2011, 04:25 PM
forgot to come back

That's ok ... I forget about this forum every day !!
Josie
01-31-2011, 04:36 PM
Welcome :27_003:
Capt.
01-31-2011, 05:53 PM
Welcome. I quit drinking everyday too. Which usually coincides with my bedtime...funny how that works.
SpringChicken
01-31-2011, 06:24 PM
Welcome. I quit drinking everyday too. Which usually coincides with my bedtime...funny how that works.
An I.V. drip can solve that problem for you.
Absinthe
01-31-2011, 06:41 PM
Welcome to SC....
Mamba
01-31-2011, 06:49 PM
Hi everyone!

I joined about 6 months ago, so maybe I should say hello!

My friend ^

HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
CrAnIuM
01-31-2011, 07:01 PM
My friend ^


Oh my ...nearly your entire FB friends list is filled with hotties..... so YAAA !!!
SittinGrumpy
01-31-2011, 08:00 PM
Hi, Hello, Howdy, Hey

Welcome.
SpringChicken
01-31-2011, 09:23 PM
Thanks for the welcomes!

See, I told ya I'd post, Em! Let's just ignore the 6 month wait...
KommieKat
01-31-2011, 10:02 PM
We don't use the word "NOOB" here on this forum.

We use the more modern and up-to-date "Greenhorn".

Hope you will comply.
Negativecool
01-31-2011, 10:40 PM
Hi
SlimSkeeter
01-31-2011, 11:42 PM
Welcome! Bout time you said something! This place isn't all that scary.
Wenis
02-01-2011, 06:32 AM
Hi!


This place isn't all that scary.

Just stay out of the Erotic Calender thread.
SpringChicken
02-01-2011, 08:39 AM
Hi!



Just stay out of the Erotic Calender thread.

Too late, I've already been there.
SlimSkeeter
02-01-2011, 10:03 AM
Too late, I've already been there.

Uh oh...then you have to contribute....
SpringChicken
02-01-2011, 11:20 AM
Uh oh...then you have to contribute....

Well, I think April is next and it is my birth month, so it would be fitting...
Saucy
02-01-2011, 11:23 AM
Welcome to swollen cranium! Yeah!
CrAnIuM
02-01-2011, 11:44 AM
Uh oh...then you have to contribute....

Noobs can't post in that part of the forum.
SlimSkeeter
02-01-2011, 12:38 PM
Noobs can't post in that part of the forum.

Guess she will just have to send me a pic and let me post it for her.....
Josie
02-01-2011, 12:40 PM
We don't use the word "NOOB" here on this forum.

We use the more modern and up-to-date "Greenhorn".

Hope you will comply.

^ noob
SittinGrumpy
02-01-2011, 01:12 PM
Guess she will just have to send me a pic and let me post it for her.....

That's not creepy at all



http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=964&d=1243270527
SpringChicken
02-01-2011, 06:51 PM
Guess she will just have to send me a pic and let me post it for her.....
Careful what you wish for! For all you know I might look like Star Jones. But then that might be your cup of tea...
SlimSkeeter
02-02-2011, 12:07 AM
I might look like Star Jones

Before or after the surgery? Her head did NOT shrink to fit the rest of her after that...it was creepy. She's not my cup of tea, no. I like curves, yes, but not a woman who needs two bra's (one for the front and one for the back).

That said, show me what ya got.....
SlimSkeeter
02-02-2011, 01:32 AM
blahdy blah blah blady blah

Don't be hating cuz I didn't ask for your picture....
Josie
02-02-2011, 03:07 AM
Don't be hating cuz I didn't ask for your picture....

can you please make sure that you're on your period for the undercarriage shot?
SlimSkeeter
02-02-2011, 09:58 AM
^^^ I'll direct you to lemonparty.org.
SittinGrumpy
02-02-2011, 10:16 AM
Don't be hating cuz I didn't ask for your picture....

You are full of shit...you do not need my pic cause you know what I look like lol you know you are creepy so hush.
Mamba
02-02-2011, 02:41 PM
Thanks for the welcomes!

See, I told ya I'd post, Em! Let's just ignore the 6 month wait...

Hehe. A girl could go old and grey waiting for you to put in an appearance!

Glad you found your way back, now post up.!

Do you want to use the hand tattoo pic for April? :laugh:
SpringChicken
02-03-2011, 12:18 PM
Before or after the surgery? Her head did NOT shrink to fit the rest of her after that...it was creepy. She's not my cup of tea, no. I like curves, yes, but not a woman who needs two bra's (one for the front and one for the back).

That said, show me what ya got.....
Hopefully I don't resemble her before or after (I am a 29 year old white woman, so I'm guessing I don't,) though I do have a big, lumpy head. Do those count as curves? :biggrin:


Hehe. A girl could go old and grey waiting for you to put in an appearance!

Glad you found your way back, now post up.!

Do you want to use the hand tattoo pic for April? :laugh:
If I remember correctly, it was pretty much a direct shot of my bosom, so it would work. Do you actually still have it? I might also...
CrAnIuM
02-03-2011, 12:26 PM
29 year old

Eww.
SpringChicken
02-03-2011, 12:30 PM
Eww.
Too old? I'll take my walker and shuffle over to someone who appreciates my scent of Ben Gay and death. :wink:
CrAnIuM
02-03-2011, 12:36 PM
my scent of Ben Gay and death

Now hold on, you never said you had an odor of decay... nom nom nom.
Mamba
02-03-2011, 12:38 PM
Too old? I'll take my walker and shuffle over to someone who appreciates my scent of Ben Gay and death. :wink:

Ignore him, as soon as a chick hits 21 she's over the hill for old Gary's tendencies.
Mamba
02-03-2011, 12:39 PM
If I remember correctly, it was pretty much a direct shot of my bosom, so it would work. Do you actually still have it? I might also...

Hmmm, that was years ago. Wouldn't that be kinda stalkerish?
SpringChicken
02-03-2011, 12:48 PM
Hmmm, that was years ago. Wouldn't that be kinda stalkerish?
Yes, but why should that stop you? I enjoy a good stalking as long as the stalker is hot.
Mamba
02-03-2011, 12:58 PM
Yes, but why should that stop you? I enjoy a good stalking as long as the stalker is hot.

Hmmm... let me see then. I might have saved it for er.... research purposes.
SlimSkeeter
02-03-2011, 01:09 PM
^^^ Mamba has her own...tendencies
SpringChicken
02-03-2011, 01:20 PM
^^^ Mamba has her own...tendencies
Oh yes, I know....
Mamba
02-03-2011, 01:36 PM
Oh yes, I know....

Oh hush!

No luck. Damnit, turns out I didn't keep that pic.

I think I can do one better though....


















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/BritPrincess/Trevor.gif
SlimSkeeter
02-03-2011, 01:41 PM
Oh yes, I know....

Wonder what would happen if we compared notes....
SpringChicken
02-03-2011, 01:58 PM
Wonder what would happen if we compared notes....
A lady never kisses and tells. And neither do I.
CrAnIuM
02-03-2011, 02:21 PM
Wonder what would happen if we compared notes....

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2405&d=1296760862
Mamba
02-03-2011, 02:28 PM
^ Have to agree!!
SpringChicken
02-03-2011, 04:12 PM
http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2405&d=1296760862
The note is quite appropriate.

I'm creepy too though, but in a different way.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/BritPrincess/Trevor.gif
TREV! LOVE!
SlimSkeeter
02-04-2011, 12:23 AM
Eff yew all.
Josie
02-04-2011, 03:27 AM
Eff yew all.

Oh goody. Start with Kommie, plz.
SlimSkeeter
02-04-2011, 01:33 PM
Start with Kommie, plz.

He has never been even on my list of people to pork...sorry! You gotta take one for the team, this time.
Josie
02-04-2011, 02:32 PM
He has been on my list of people to pork...sorry! .

You did say all
SlimSkeeter
02-04-2011, 11:54 PM
You did say all

But I never said I would be doing the fuckin
KommieKat
02-05-2011, 03:12 AM
But I never said I would be doing the fuckin

Thank god for that.
Josie
02-05-2011, 04:28 AM
I would be doing the fuckin

Indeed. You did say eff.
SlimSkeeter
02-05-2011, 11:02 AM
You did say eff.

yes...but did not say "I wanna" in that sentence anywhere.