Freewilly
01-26-2011, 07:51 AM
Happy Australia Day
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What's the difference between Aussies and pigs ?
Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
Why was the Christ Child not born in Australia ?
You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin
What do you call a field full of Australians ?
A vacant lot
What do you call an Aussie who scores well in an IQ test?
A cheat.
An Aussie is proof that God has a sense of humour.
How many Aussies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Ten. One to make the batter, and nine to peel the Smarties.
What's the difference between yoghurt and Australians?
At least yoghurt starts with a little culture.
What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What should you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you.
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Did you hear about the Aussie who had a brain transplant?
The brain rejected him a week later.
( Admin edit: Video removed due to copyright and youtube fuckery)
2385
What's the difference between Aussies and pigs ?
Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
Why was the Christ Child not born in Australia ?
You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin
What do you call a field full of Australians ?
A vacant lot
What do you call an Aussie who scores well in an IQ test?
A cheat.
An Aussie is proof that God has a sense of humour.
How many Aussies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Ten. One to make the batter, and nine to peel the Smarties.
What's the difference between yoghurt and Australians?
At least yoghurt starts with a little culture.
What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What should you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you.
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Did you hear about the Aussie who had a brain transplant?
The brain rejected him a week later.