The Confessional

[KommieKat]

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This thread is open for all and one, the faithful and the faithless, to cleanse yourself of any transgressions you have made upon others and most importantly, yourself.



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You are invited to seek salvation here in this holy thread of sanctuary as many times as you desire, to absolve the unholy crimes you have committed.



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Fear not, my child for you shall not be judge by your betters nor shall any god condemn you. You have taken the first step towards righteousness. May you never fall from the path again.


Indulgeo mihi senior , pro EGO sum a scelus sceleris

Now, if you don't mind, I shall go first......

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I confess, during my early years of sowing my seed, I have deflowered three innocent virgins.

[Josie]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/THRONE.jpg.

=(

this picture just reminds me of how perverse old Indian men are.

[Josie]

He's fantasizing about the flower. I just know it.

[KommieKat]

He's fantasizing about the flower. I just know it.

Thank you for your insight-fullness. Now please confess something. Thanks.

[funeeman]

When I was about 13 I used to masturbate to the bra section of an old JC Penny's catalog that I had found. It had some nice nipples poking through in the pictures. It was pretty risky material since porn was much harder to come by back in 1988.

[Wenis]

It was pretty risky material since porn was much harder to come by back in 1988.

Ha, I wasn't even born then. The perfect excuse for your mum finding a Bra magazine under your bed would surely be, "I was going to surprise you for your birthday, what's your size?"

[Mamba]

I did a terrible thing...

[CrAnIuM]

I did a terrible thing...


Well, I enjoyed it at least.

jeez.

[Gravy]

I stole a Chuppa Chupp from the local grocery store back in 1991.

[Mamba]

Well, I enjoyed it at least.

jeez.

No... not THAT.

Something worse...

But I'm not confessing to a catholic priest... or perverted Indian man. Yick.

Anyway, I already confessed. My deity forgave me.

[Gravy]

My deity forgave me.

I did?

[Mamba]

I did?

Well... I thought that's what you meant when you did that thing...

[Toao]

I'd like to come clean for all the personal & private info I posted at crowsnest, but I can't seem to find where it happened.

Give me time, and I'm sure I can think up something bad I've done, but I don't steal, so it makes it kind of hard.

[SlimSkeeter]

I slept with a (technically still) married woman....

I do not feel the least bit guilty.

I'm posting this as bait for Kommie to rally a cry against someone that is apparently the "poster boy" for this particular forum (i.e. me)

[Jenn]

I'm married still.. (just separated from the nasty goon) and have been with someone new for the past 9 months. Some say it's too soon, I say fuck off. ;) But in the catholic church, I'm a sinner.. lol

[Scabman]

I slept with a (technically still) married woman...


I'm married still.. (just separated from the nasty goon) and have been with someone new

Yeah....
This fits just too well.

[SlimSkeeter]

Yeah....
This fits just too well.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed... But I've never met her. Cross my little elephant heart.

[funeeman]

I'm married still.. (just separated from the nasty goon) and have been with someone new for the past 9 months. Some say it's too soon, I say fuck off. ;) But in the catholic church, I'm a sinner.. lol

Doesn't surprise me much. I mean he was such a goon he let you stay home and study and raise the babies etc. Then you lost some weight and felt attractive again so issues became bigger issues and a reason to call it off so you could get your groove on.

[CrAnIuM]

Then you lost some weight and felt attractive again so issues became bigger issues and a reason to call it off so you could get your groove on.

This, my friend,is the reason I used to have zero issues banging the big ladies ... because fat can go away and more often than not a hot ass horny slut is hiding underneath.

[KommieKat]

When I was in the supermarket aisle, I'd do a silent but deadly, high-tail my ass out of there as others would take my spot I just left.

Giggly:yociexp48:

[CrAnIuM]

Confession:

I like big fat pencils. I use them often, they are easier to hold and I really dig em ..

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2244&d=1294717388

[Redline]

This, my friend,is the reason I used to have zero issues banging the big ladies ... because fat can go away and more often than not a hot ass horny slut is hiding underneath. Hmmm, it's been my experience that once the fat goes away, the only thing you're likely to find is stretch marks, an empty 10 pack taco bell case, and the occasional mild sauce packet.

[CrAnIuM]

Hmmm, it's been my experience that once the fat goes away, the only thing you're likely to find is stretch marks, an empty 10 pack taco bell case, and the occasional mild sauce packet.

I guess I got all the good ones then !!

[Redline]

I guess I got all the good ones then !!

Cardboard Big-Mac containers DO NOT trump taco bell 10 pack taco cases, at least in my book. They're much smaller.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Hmmmm.... once there was a girl who'd been staying with me who pissed me off, so I through all of her belongings onto the lawn and poured bleach on her clothes.

.. I had anger problems as a teenager.

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ I confess, she has incredible looking legs.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Ahahaha. It happens.

[surgicalstrike]

^^^ I confess, she has incredible looking legs.

Yes sir.

I confess that even though the world mocks religion I believe in you GOD.

[Gravy]

I confess (in advance) that when I'm in the USA/Canada next month I intend to try out the local cuisine.

[Gzus]

Sometimes I enjoy uplifting vocal "chick" trance.

Also, there's one song of Rihanna I like.

I'm sorry about that.

[Scabman]

I intend to try out the local cuisine.

Never had an hamburger?

[Scabman]

Also, there's one song of Rihanna I like.

Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world!
*dances*

[CrAnIuM]

Never had an hamburger?


Mocker !

[Gzus]

Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world!
*dances*
Nuh uh.

And feel free to hate, I wont let you get me down!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bffbUu1-8HY

[Mamba]

Sometimes I touch myself, as much as twice a day.

*gasp

[CrAnIuM]

Sometimes I touch myself, as much as twice a day.


Amateur ...

[Negativecool]

I confess that I know Victoria's secret.

[Mamba]

Amateur ...

Excuse me..... I'm surprised yours hasn't fallen off then. :wink:

[CrAnIuM]

Excuse me..... I'm surprised yours hasn't fallen off then

Like my biceps; the penis grows from use.

[SlimSkeeter]

Sometimes I touch myself, as much as twice a day.

*gasp



I call BS.....

[Negativecool]

Like my biceps; the penis grows from use.
I absolutely cannot fathom how large my penis would be right now if it grew at the same rate as standard muscle hypertrophy...I'd have to measure it in miles.

[SlimSkeeter]

I'd have to measure it in miles.


28 years as a virgin..... I'm talkin LIGHT YEARS, not miles...

[CrAnIuM]

I'm talkin LIGHT YEARS


Han Solo calls that a "parsec".

umm ... Just sayin.

[SlimSkeeter]

Han Solo calls that a "parsec".


*puts on coke bottle glasses* ACTUALLY, he used "parsec" in such a way as to suggest a unit of TIME rather than distance. That, plus the various usages of the term "Light Year" throughout the original trillogy indicate that either in that galaxy far away and long ago, a parsec has a different meaning, OR the Kessel run was such a convoluted course through a section of space that it was more important to note distance versus time... "Word of God" says that the Kessel run is through an area that is riddled with black holes, and the safest route through said area equates to traveling some 18 parsecs, and anything shorter than that is skirting the event horizon of at least one, if not several black holes, which would only be done by suicidal pilots or by pilots with extremely fast and maneuverable ships.


uhm..... in any case.... yeah... I really wish I didn't know that.

[Firestorm]

Confession... I have a penchant for younger ladies, current relationship included. I'm 40, she's 24. Can't date someone as young or younger than my kids though, that still creeps me out.

[Stickman]

I'm a delightful human being that has never put a foot wrong. Or I'm an asshole that doesn't give a shit when he does. It's one of the two. I'm getting a bit forgetful these days.

[Mamba]

I call BS.....

Since I'm at a loss at how to prove it to you, and pretty certain I don't really want to.... then that's perfectly fine! :wink:

[Firestorm]

I'm a delightful human being that has never put a foot wrong. Or I'm an asshole that doesn't give a shit when he does. It's one of the two. I'm getting a bit forgetful these days.

You're an asshole. Embrace it. Enjoy it. It's very liberating.

[SlimSkeeter]

Since I'm at a loss at how to prove it to you, and pretty certain I don't really want to.... then that's perfectly fine!

Just sayin...you lowballed it..

[Kill_em_All]

I have a penchant for younger ladies, current relationship included. I'm 40, she's 24

This is the joy of being in my early thirties. I'm young enough to fuck your daughter, but old enough to fuck your mother.

[Mamba]

Just sayin...you lowballed it..

Haha, you think moooooooore?

[SlimSkeeter]

Haha, you think moooooooore?

indeed.....

[Mamba]

indeed.....

Hmmm... really? How many do you estimate?

[SlimSkeeter]

Hmmm... really? How many do you estimate?


More than 2

[Firestorm]

This is the joy of being in my early thirties. I'm young enough to fuck your daughter, but old enough to fuck your mother.

Ha! You can have mom, hell I'll even spring for the plane ticket. Just remember that you don't have to worry about disease, your junk will fall off on its own three days after.

[KommieKat]

Dear Gzus,

I fed my dog, a snippet of chilli that was on one of the morsels of fried shrimp I hand fed him.

Viglio Stupeo Cachinno

[Josie]

I confess to being overly sexually charged a majority of the time. Yep.
And when lacking some good, hot pounding... I instead bake pork ribs at 2 in the morning.
..and text my sis.
..and sip on liver destroying, acne creating, hfc filled off brand coke.

[Mamba]

hfc filled off

Huh?

[CrAnIuM]

Huh?


HFC (http://www.hfc.edu/) <--- oviously.

[Firestorm]

I confess to being overly sexually charged a majority of the time. Yep.
And when lacking some good, hot pounding... I instead bake pork ribs at 2 in the morning.
..and text my sis.
..and sip on liver destroying, acne creating, hfc filled off brand coke.

No need to bake ribs....unless you're cooking for me after.. just sayin

[Josie]

Huh?

lol, there ain't no holy in ma cheap soda. it's a shortened form of high fructose corn syrup

[Josie]

No need to bake ribs....unless you're cooking for me after.. just sayin

<-- fails to perform on an empty stomach.

[Firestorm]

<-- fails to perform on an empty stomach.

In that case, lay out your menu and I'll cook for you :)

[SlimSkeeter]

In that case, lay out your menu and I'll cook for you :)

*coughdesperatecough*

[CrAnIuM]

*coughdesperatecough*

Kettle .. meet pot !

[SlimSkeeter]

Kettle .. meet pot !


Two words, Mr KettlePot.. "Mambas Facebook"

[CrAnIuM]

Two words, Mr KettlePot.. "Mambas Facebook"

I'm an innocent admirer is all ...

[SlimSkeeter]

^^Little drool...just there.. yeah, you got it that time.

[Firestorm]

*coughdesperatecough*

That would be a no, but thanks for playing. I've had a thing for Josie for....damn its been a long time.

[CrAnIuM]

damn its been a long time


Any more that 5 years back and it was a felony based taboo !!!

[SlimSkeeter]

felony based taboo

Looking is not a crime.... I don't care what that lawyer said.

[Firestorm]

Any more that 5 years back and it was a felony based taboo !!!

This from the same guy who wanted to bring some... "friends" home for Taiwan in his rucksack? Geez

[Josie]

Oh wow, I totally missed this thread for a bit!


In that case, lay out your menu and I'll cook for you :)

Mmm.. I'm craving savory meaty things lately (no, really).

[Mamba]

Mmm.. I'm craving savory meaty things lately (no, really).

Hahaha.. this couldn't have been more of a come on if you´d tried! Tee hee.


^^Little drool...just there.. yeah, you got it that time.

Hush now, play nice... haha.

[Mamba]

lol, there ain't no holy in ma cheap soda. it's a shortened form of high fructose corn syrup

Ah right. I had no idea! Soda is just soda to me..... I usually drink Aquarius anyway.

[Josie]

Tee hee.

I know =/ Truth though. I want some grilled chicken with veggies covered in some sort of yummy sauces.

[Mamba]

I know =/ Truth though. I want some grilled chicken with veggies covered in some sort of yummy sauces.

I just made some grilled chicken with penne, corn and tomato and onion sauce if you waaaaaaants? I'm thinking this fulfills above criteria.

[Josie]

I just made some grilled chicken with penne, corn and tomato and onion sauce if you waaaaaaants? I'm thinking this fulfills above criteria.

:yociexp83: !!

I just made chicken with barbecue sauce over rice and a ton of veggies smothered in cheese.

Yours sounds healthier .. and yummier lol

[Grim_Legion]

:yociexp83: !!

I just made chicken with barbecue sauce over rice and a ton of veggies smothered in cheese.

Yours sounds healthier .. and yummier lol

Public holiday in South Africa today, having a braai, some friends over, and most likely it's a good thing I had the Foresight to take tomorrow off

[Mamba]

I just made chicken with barbecue sauce over rice and a ton of veggies smothered in cheese.

Yours sounds healthier .. and yummier lol

I looooooooove barbeque sauce and chicken.. mmmmmmmm




and most likely it's a good thing I had the Foresight to take tomorrow off

I read this as "good thing I had the foreskin to take off tomorrow"

*goes directly to bed
*does not pass GO
*does not collect €200

[Josie]

foreskin to take off tomorrow"



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