Freewilly
09-17-2010, 07:56 AM
Yer so thought I would break the ice and take the piss outta myself and all ya other Aussies (whether ya like it or not ) Lmao :48_002:
What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
Why was the Christ child not born in Australia?
You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin!!
How many Aussies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Ten. One to make the batter, and nine to peel the Smarties
What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
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What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
Why was the Christ child not born in Australia?
You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin!!
How many Aussies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Ten. One to make the batter, and nine to peel the Smarties
What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
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