Poll: To dump or not to dump my girlfriend

[Gravy]

Pros
- Good in the sack

Cons
- Stopped paying me rent/utilities yet expects to keep living with me
- Ran up my internet bill to over $5,000 in 2 months
- Doesn't like me using the internet or my phone, despite her constantly hiding away texting/Facebooking
- Currently has no license. Or car. Or any intention of rectifying either of these things
- Using the money she owes me to go overseas next month.


You, along with members on other forums I post at are in control of the outcome! Thought this would be a fun way to help me decide!

[CrAnIuM]

- Ran up my internet bill to over $5,000 in 2 months

- Doesn't like me using the internet or my phone,





Holy fuck ....

That selfish whore .... she has to GTFO forthwith.

[KommieKat]

Fuck her a couple more times then dump the bitch.

[Absinthe]

- Ran up my internet bill to over $5,000 in 2 months


How did that happen??????

[Titty]

She obviously has zero respect for you. It's time to treat her in kind. Posting nudes of her on the internet is a good place to start.

Toss the bitch out on her ass and start fucking one of her friends. Do it soon, as the next logical step in her digging her claws in would be an "accidental" pregnancy.

[Gravy]

How did that happen??????

500GB of movies. On my wireless account. Which is capped at 6GB. Per month.

[Gravy]

Posting nudes of her on the internet is a good place to start.

They're currently sitting in a hidden folder in a sub-root directory of an innocent-looking program. Very tempting.

[Gravy]

Holy fuck ....

That selfish whore .... she has to GTFO forthwith.

Agreed. Just need to find a roomie to help pay the rent!

[Gravy]

Fuck her a couple more times then dump the bitch.

To top things off, she went from a three-hole girl to a 1 hole girl as soon as she moved in.

[Absinthe]

500GB of movies. On my wireless account. Which is capped at 6GB. Per month.

Jeeeez. And apparently she will not pay you back either. Get rid of her. I wouldn't be surprised if she really pulls the "Surprise, I am pregnant" stunt on you pretty soon.


They're currently sitting in a hidden folder in a sub-root directory of an innocent-looking program. Very tempting.

I can understand that you are pissed, but do you really want to go there? No matter what happened, I think that's pretty low.

[SittinGrumpy]

If you are really asking, you already know the answer. Tell her goodbye, work something out with your internet people and find a new roommate. If she isn't splitting the bills now you can live without her there until you find another.

[SlimSkeeter]

Don't even tell her goodbye...start chuckin her shit in the nearest dumpster and tell her to get the fuck out before you chokeslam her through the coffee table. If that doesn't work, I only have two more words on the subject: Bear Mace.



EDIT: you lyin shit, you can't even say shes good in the sack if she cut off two thirds of your fun when she moved in.

[Jenn]

Wow. Sounds like she's totally dependent on you now, and if you keep her around it'll only get worse. You'll be dead broke before you know it, and then she'll leave you for the next guy with money. Before she empties your bank, get rid of her.

[Gravy]

I can understand that you are pissed, but do you really want to go there? No matter what happened, I think that's pretty low.

Ha! I'd never really do anything like that. Not without consent first!

[Absinthe]

Ha! I'd never really do anything like that. Not without consent first!

Well.... maybe you should get her ok and sell the photos. You know, to make up for that internet bill...

[Scabman]

Kick her to the curb and come here to be gay with me!

[CrAnIuM]

Kick her to the curb and come here to be gay with me!


Best proposal ever !!!

[4nik8]

She didn't need your permission to run up your net bill.
You don't need her permission to sell her pics to recoup some of the lost cash.

She obviously has no respect for YOU....so why show any to her?

And, I agree with Titty and Absinthe on the pending "surprise".
Dump her. And QUICKLY.

[Gravy]

Kick her to the curb and come here to be gay with me!

Only if you'll join my Pants Optional Friday religion.

[Wenis]

Hey.. maybe you should raise some of these issues with her and order her to change. Then when she inevitably doesn't do anything kick her out and post her photos here. :laugh:

[Jenn]

Kick her to the curb and come here to be gay with me!

How can you refuse an offer like that?

[Josie]

Oh my. Dump her.

There are plenty of hotties who'll take it in all the right places ;)

Minus the leech factor.

[TopGrey]

Yah, dude, kick her out. Worthless piece of shit ya got there. No amount of good sex is worth a slug laying next to ya when you are done.

[Josie]

Teehee, the day she gets back from her lil trip, you should leave a steamer on her side of the bed with a cute lil note, "just for you"

Really 'dump' her. LMAO




..oh god, i crack myself up far too much. Bed. Gnight.

[Gravy]

Teehee, the day she gets back from her lil trip, you should leave a steamer on her side of the bed with a cute lil note, "just for you"

Really 'dump' her. LMAO




..oh god, i crack myself up far too much. Bed. Gnight.

A poop joke? Are you serious? You are SO immature! You and that disgusting scat fetish should leave. NOW! (lol)

[Mamba]

I'm late to reply, so I hope you've already done it! Does she really have no other redeeming qualities?!

[Gravy]

Yes, yes I have. It's currently in the awkward "get the fuck out of my apartment ASAP and never come back" stage. Shoud leave her shit on the street outside but, alas, my conscience has granted her enough time to have removalists arranged.

[Mamba]

You're a good man, D.

[StrawberryMonkeyFarts]

open door.. foot connect with her buttocks... slam door.

[Ray_Pissed]

Pros
- Good in the sack

Cons
- Stopped paying me rent/utilities yet expects to keep living with me
- Ran up my internet bill to over $5,000 in 2 months
- Doesn't like me using the internet or my phone, despite her constantly hiding away texting/Facebooking
- Currently has no license. Or car. Or any intention of rectifying either of these things
- Using the money she owes me to go overseas next month.


You, along with members on other forums I post at are in control of the outcome! Thought this would be a fun way to help me decide!
It sounds to me like your going out with my sister!

[SlimSkeeter]

Pros
- Good in the sack


It sounds to me like your going out with my sister!

Ewww

[Deadly_Toxin]

Did you fuck her and then leave her right after?

Uhm... cause as my post is late... I do believe that is what you should have done.

[Jenn]

Ewww

Hahahaha.. I was thinking the same thing!