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KommieKat
02-02-2010, 06:10 AM
Bitches..............out!!

[DNH]


Dudes, you know those times when you're fucking and sucking, and then some sucking and fucking, then some more fucking?
You role off of her or whatever the position at the time, squirt your load and lay down to rest and the bitch just won't leave you alone?

She keeps pulling and tugging at the willy and you JUST PUT THE DOG IN THE HOUSE!

You try to explain to her that you need a 5 minute brake, but the bitch just won't have it that way?
What's a man to do?

On top of that, the turtle is in it's shell, and the woman wants to be huggy wuggy. Now what's up with that shit??
Woman, I just want a good 5 minutes to myself. Do You Get It?!
Leave me the fuck alone. I want to rest. I don't want to hug. I don't want smoochies.
I just finished fucking you like you've never been fucked before and if you leave me be for a short spell, I'll do it again and again...................

Goddamn women..............I love them........
CrAnIuM
02-02-2010, 07:01 AM
Life fact # 6:

Dead hookers never want to snuggle.
4nik8
02-02-2010, 10:33 AM
[DNH]
Woman, ...
Leave me the fuck alone. I want to rest. I don't want to hug. I don't want smoochies.

Reading this explains the other thread you made and why you have to lie to your woman to get head.
KommieKat
02-02-2010, 01:26 PM
Reading this explains the other thread you made and why you have to lie to your woman to get head.

Wives are not included...........they be something special.
funeeman
02-02-2010, 02:38 PM
I guess I don't have that problem as 99% of the time I've made sure that she has had an orgasm first and is ready to get me off. That was way when we're done I can get up, grab a towel, put on my underwear and go to sleep.
Negativecool
02-02-2010, 05:16 PM
http://www.zilefile.com/files/282_lceuz/slap%20a%20bitch%20-%20because%20you%20too%20can%20own%20this%20look%20of%20satisfaction.jpg
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KommieKat
02-02-2010, 08:15 PM
I guess I don't have that problem as 99% of the time I've made sure that she has had an orgasm first and is ready to get me off. That was way when we're done I can get up, grab a towel, put on my underwear and go to sleep.


For some reason, I pictured you grabbing your undies and high tailing it out the door, diving under the bed or hanging on the window sill outside....
Titty
02-02-2010, 08:57 PM
That was way when we're done I can get up, grab a towel, put on my underwear and go to sleep.

A really good woman will clean you up and dress you, then leave the room so you can sleep uninterrupted.
funeeman
02-03-2010, 09:54 AM
A really good woman will clean you up and dress you, then leave the room so you can sleep uninterrupted.

Point taken.
Scabman
02-03-2010, 11:52 AM
I just like to beat the girl over the head with my sloppy and floppy penis, while yelling "QUIT SNUGGLING BITCH!".
It usually works.
KommieKat
02-03-2010, 09:53 PM
I just like to beat the girl over the head with my sloppy and floppy penis, while yelling "QUIT SNUGGLING BITCH!".
It usually works.

Hell YEahS! We be men!~...........................................as as we being men!........................we don't cry tears of salty water!.......................we cry hot molten lava!
Gravy
02-04-2010, 02:41 AM
If she won't quit bugging you for more, why not scratch your nuts and ask her if she brought crabs to the party? Buzzkills like that work wonders.