Grandma got ran over

[NiBBler]

I just pulled this off of my facebook. A "friend" posted it ( I met the chic once). My response to her post "You are shittin' me".

I am sorry, but I found this so hilarious, I peed myself. One day, I will probably be paid back for my sick sense of humor, but today, I laughed like hell.

Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=nf) well, my grandma had parked the car in front of her house and forgot to put the e-brake on so the car started to roll back and she tried to jump back in it to put the brake on, well the car knocked her over and ran over her. she's in the hospital with 2 broken ribs. please pray for her. i love you grammie.

about an hour ago (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=620677938&v=feed&story_fbid=173123694733&ref=nf) · Comment · Like (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=78803425&v=feed&story_fbid=557389745109#)

[NiBBler]

Oh yeah, her other friend's responses. I am still laughing.

Becca Feig (http://www.facebook.com/blf513)i called the police for her i didnt see it happen but i saw her outside. tell her i hope she feels better!

about an hour ago

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)wow, that means alot. you have no idea how much i appreciate that, and i will definitely tell her. thankyou :)

about an hour ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v228/573/72/q1398660597_7362.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/blf513)Becca Feig (http://www.facebook.com/blf513)my girl lilli is the one who told me she was walking to her car to leave and i was inside. i'm glad she is gonna be alright though. :)

about an hour ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)girl me too. thanks :)

about an hour ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1827/57/q333501201_7283.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/april.wiblitzhouser)April Wiblitzhouser (http://www.facebook.com/april.wiblitzhouser)praying for her!!!

about an hour ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1586/69/q652506306_1060.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=652506306)Caitlin Louise Martin (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=652506306)Om my goodness, I will pray for her...I am so sorry!

about an hour ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)thankyou guys so much.

about an hour ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)just called her becca, she said thankyou.

about an hour ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1965/111/q1088122258_2255.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1088122258)Helen McNeil (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1088122258)Wow im so sorry, you both are in our prayers

about an hour ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)thanks girl ♥

about an hour ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1149/64/q851385531_6009.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=851385531)Amber Nicole Jackson (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=851385531)OMG GIRL. I hope she gets better. I will send her a special prayer tonight.

30 minutes ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)thankyou amber♥ that means a lot.

28 minutes ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v224/1106/10/q1630837923_7114.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/f.lowrance)Flossie Hartshorn Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/f.lowrance)OMG, I am so sorry, we will be praying for her.

7 minutes ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1636/39/q755566741_8320.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/jabyrd1)Joshua A Byrd (http://www.facebook.com/jabyrd1)oh my gosh! sending prayers and good wishes get well soon!

2 minutes ago

[NiBBler]

Her response to me...

Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)no, im not shittin you lori, thanks flossie, thanks josh♥ love you.

about a minute ago

[CrAnIuM]

LoLz @ the country bumpkin and their silly ass "prayer" invocation.

Stupid hicks .. if prayer is the answer AFTER the car runs down drunk ass gramma, then it would stand to reason that one could also have some preventative prayer and avoid having gramma be a speed bump.



...idjits.

[NiBBler]

LoLz @ the country bumpkin and their silly ass "prayer" invocation.

Stupid hicks .. if prayer is the answer AFTER the car runs down drunk ass gramma, then it would stand to reason that one could also have some preventative prayer and avoid having gramma be a speed bump.



...idjits.
Sigh.. you missed the point.

It's freakin' funny!

[CrAnIuM]

Sigh.. you missed the point.

It's freakin' funny!

I did not miss the point.

I never miss the point.

[SlimSkeeter]

LoLz @ the country bumpkin and their silly ass "prayer" invocation.

Stupid hicks .. if prayer is the answer AFTER the car runs down drunk ass gramma, then it would stand to reason that one could also have some preventative prayer and avoid having gramma be a speed bump.



...idjits.


Sigh.. you missed the point.

It's freakin' funny!

No, he just made a new one. The idea of a micromanaging deity seems irksome.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

[FizzyYumPop]

That would have been awkward for the little girl, watching some old lady trying to jump in her run away car then get ran over by it. :D

[NiBBler]

That would have been awkward for the little girl, watching some old lady trying to jump in her run away car then get ran over by it. :D
If it was captured on video, I like so want to see it on youtube.

[urateup]

LoLz @ the country bumpkin and their silly ass "prayer" invocation.

Stupid hicks .. if prayer is the answer AFTER the car runs down drunk ass gramma, then it would stand to reason that one could also have some preventative prayer and avoid having gramma be a speed bump.



...idjits.

It's scared the hell out of me when I discovered I think so much like you dude....lol. Should I commit myself now or wait another year?

[NiBBler]

More from the same person.. I was going to delete her, but she can be somewhat entertaining.

Apparently she has a cold....




http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=mf) Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=mf) pray for me, i have had the WORST cold for SUCH a long time. www.blogtv.com/people/lawrville (http://www.blogtv.com/people/lawrville)


11 hours ago (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=620677938&v=feed&story_fbid=175928726554&ref=mf) · Comment · Like (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=nf#) / Unlike (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=nf#) · View Feedback (9) (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=nf#)Hide Feedback (9) (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=nf#)http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1040/22/q1464818986_8816.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1464818986)Katie Boyd (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1464818986)If it's been more than a week it's not a cold. Go to the doctor.

11 hours ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1040/22/q1464818986_8816.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1464818986)Katie Boyd (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1464818986)And quit beening so dramatic- you don't need prayers.

11 hours ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)actually i dont need your fucking opinion. im not dramatic, i believe praying works. and if you knew the story behind it you would shut the hell up and by the way. i cant afford a doctor so keep your opinons to yourself.

11 hours ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1552/3/q100000391533088_4049.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000391533088)Nibbler
(http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000391533088)Ok... talking about praying while spouting out profanity makes you look the fool. Stop.

8 hours ago · Delete (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=nf#)


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)i really dont need your opinion either.

8 hours ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1552/3/q100000391533088_4049.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000391533088)Nibbler (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000391533088)Wasn't an opinion.. it was a truthful statement. Think about it.

8 hours ago · Delete (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=nf#)


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1040/22/q1464818986_8816.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1464818986)Katie Boyd (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1464818986)You are awfully defensive. I'm going to be a fucking nurse. It wasn't my opinion, it's a medical fact.

7 hours ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1466/90/q1240754721_3185.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1240754721)Stephanie Koonce (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1240754721)That sucks, hope you feel better soon. I will keep you in my prayers, never give up on that :)

6 hours ago


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_9433.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)thanks stephanie, i appreciate that :)

6 hours ago

[SlimSkeeter]

I think I almost shed a tear....

"OMG I'm sick!! Pray for me!"

"Go see a doctor if its real bad." <~~~ fairly sound advice, BTW.

*flipping out, profanity, rant* for your information!! GOD WILL CURE ME, THIS IS JUST A TEST!!






I think someone may have posted a story about ^^^ that kind of thing. I think a kid DIED cuz the parents were trying to pray him/her better.

[Titty]

I think a kid DIED cuz the parents were trying to pray him/her better.


Unfortunately, many kids have died due to their parents' ignorant insistence upon faith healing all.

Faith won't even get you a good cup of coffee.

[SlimSkeeter]

Unfortunately, many kids have died due to their parents' ignorant insistence upon faith healing all.

Faith won't even get you a good cup of coffee.

Sure it will. I pay my 75 cents or whatever to the guy behind the counter, and have faith that what comes my way will be coffee.

[Titty]

Sure it will. I pay my 75 cents or whatever to the guy behind the counter, and have faith that what comes my way will be coffee.

But will it be good?

[SlimSkeeter]

But will it be good?

God works in mysterious ways...

[Titty]

God works

Definitive proof Jesus wasn't black.

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ Dats wasis!!

[Deadly_Toxin]

I think I almost shed a tear....

"OMG I'm sick!! Pray for me!"

"Go see a doctor if its real bad." <~~~ fairly sound advice, BTW.

*flipping out, profanity, rant* for your information!! GOD WILL CURE ME, THIS IS JUST A TEST!!






I think someone may have posted a story about ^^^ that kind of thing. I think a kid DIED cuz the parents were trying to pray him/her better.


Stuuuupiiiiidddd.

[NiBBler]

Stuuuupiiiiidddd.
What? Which part? or who?

[Mamba]

Amanda Lowrance pray for me, i have had the WORST cold for SUCH a long time. www.blogtv.com/people/lawrville


11 hours ago · Comment · Like / Unlike · View Feedback (9)Hide Feedback (9)Katie BoydIf it's been more than a week it's not a cold. Go to the doctor.

11 hours ago


Katie BoydAnd quit beening so dramatic- you don't need prayers.

11 hours ago


Amanda Lowrance
actually i dont need your fucking opinion. im not dramatic,
i believe praying works. and if you knew the story behind it

you would shut the hell up

and by the way. i cant afford a doctor so keep your opinons to yourself....

11 hours ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I don't need your opinion!

It's almost like she couldn't decide exactly the right defensive tactic to choose....

Give me strength.

[Deadly_Toxin]

What? Which part? or who?

Oh. The prayer bullshit.

Someone gets better and it's automatically a "miracle".

Someone dies and "god works in mysterious ways".

Stuuuuupiiiiid.

[SlimSkeeter]

^^ Oh good...thought it was aimed at me.

[Titty]

^^ Oh good...thought it was aimed at me.


I prayed it wasn't aimed at you.

[SlimSkeeter]

I prayed it wasn't aimed at you.

Hallelujah!!!

[NiBBler]

More from Mandy...I don't know why but this chick bugs the shit out of me and I intend to fuck with her. Or at least until she deletes me, hahaha.


Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=nf) i am SO wasted.

Mon at 11:40pm (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?v=feed&story_fbid=172471484827&ref=nf) · Comment · Like (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#)

Brittany Duke (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603869155&ref=nf) drunkewr than shittt !!! yewAHHHH

Yesterday at 12:58am (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=feed&story_fbid=196765425972&id=603869155&ref=nf) · Comment · Like (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#) / Unlike (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#)

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1611/23/q620677938_5529.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou)wiff me hehehehe

Amanda Lowrance (http://www.facebook.com/mandaxlovesyou?ref=nf) plans for the weekend are set. eep. dinner date on friday & going over to dad's house friday night to spend the night, then work saturday from 6-11 & church sunday mornin! its gonna be a really good weekend.

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http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1552/3/q100000391533088_4268.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000391533088)Lori Kennedy-Perez (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000391533088)Church? With or without a hangover?

11 minutes ago · Delete (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#)

[NiBBler]

That didn't take long.. she deleted me, waaaaaa.

[Deadly_Toxin]

^^ Oh good...thought it was aimed at me.

Naw; not you.

As far as I'm concerned, if there is a god, he's nothing more than a kid with an antfarm.

[TopGrey]

Definitive proof Jesus wasn't black.

Oddly enough I cannot stop laughing about the above qoute. You owe me a new laptop due to the amount of coffee i spewed all over it.

[SlimSkeeter]

Naw; not you.

As far as I'm concerned, if there is a god, he's nothing more than a kid with an antfarm.

I'm curious to find out, actually. Personally, I have a hard time believing that a being who took the time out of his day to create the entirety of the universe, with its billions of galaxies and hundreds of billions of stars and made everything work with everything else is the same kind of being that can truly be fathomed by the people who wrote the "Holy Books" around the world or even the people who devote themselves to said books now.

[Josie]

I'm curious to find out, actually. Personally, I have a hard time believing that a being who took the time out of his day to create the entirety of the universe, with its billions of galaxies and hundreds of billions of stars and made everything work with everything else is the same kind of being that can truly be fathomed by the people who wrote the "Holy Books" around the world or even the people who devote themselves to said books now.

*thumbs up*

(and this same being is worried about stuff like... where you blow your load..? lawl)

[Deadly_Toxin]

I'm curious to find out, actually. Personally, I have a hard time believing that a being who took the time out of his day to create the entirety of the universe, with its billions of galaxies and hundreds of billions of stars and made everything work with everything else is the same kind of being that can truly be fathomed by the people who wrote the "Holy Books" around the world or even the people who devote themselves to said books now.

Yeah. It's not really something I'm too interested in to be completely honest. As far as I'm concerned, if we were meant to know, we would. I agree with you on the idea that we are just incapable of understanding it. It's beyond us.

And to me; blind faith is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

But. On that note. Power to you to believe what you want. I just don't want people trying to impose said beliefs on me.

[SlimSkeeter]

Yeah. It's not really something I'm too interested in to be completely honest. As far as I'm concerned, if we were meant to know, we would. I agree with you on the idea that we are just incapable of understanding it. It's beyond us.

And to me; blind faith is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

But. On that note. Power to you to believe what you want. I just don't want people trying to impose said beliefs on me.

That is my biggest bitch about any organized religion. I've got friends from several and none of them try to convert me. Some say they will pray for me if things are going tough, and thats fine by me, its meant as a support and not as a coersion. But "You are going to hell unless you repent NOW and believe what I do" makes me wonder what kind of people they would be if they didn't have the fear of God to keep them in line. I mean, whats better? Being good because you are a good person, or being good because you are afraid of what would happen if you weren't?

[NiBBler]

.... makes me wonder what kind of people they would be if they didn't have the fear of God to keep them in line.

hmmm.. wonder if the kid would run in the traffic if the mom didn't put the fear of a spankin' into them?

[Deadly_Toxin]

hmmm.. wonder if the kid would run in the traffic if the mom didn't put the fear of a spankin' into them?

Maybe the kid wouldn't run into traffic if the mom put the fear of moving vehicle's into them.

[Deadly_Toxin]

That is my biggest bitch about any organized religion. I've got friends from several and none of them try to convert me. Some say they will pray for me if things are going tough, and thats fine by me, its meant as a support and not as a coersion. But "You are going to hell unless you repent NOW and believe what I do" makes me wonder what kind of people they would be if they didn't have the fear of God to keep them in line. I mean, whats better? Being good because you are a good person, or being good because you are afraid of what would happen if you weren't?

Yeah really.

Or better yet, being bad and using religion as an excuse.

[NiBBler]

Maybe the kid wouldn't run into traffic if the mom put the fear of moving vehicle's into them.
Same thing.

Pain by vehicular impact (short term danger)

or

Pain by the rod (up your ass 24/7 variety)


Which makes a lasting impression?

[Deadly_Toxin]

Same thing.

Pain by vehicular impact (short term danger)

or

Pain by the rod (up your ass 24/7 variety)


Which makes a lasting impression?

Ba ha ha. Put in those terms the kid might just run into traffic to get away from the rod.

[SlimSkeeter]

hmmm.. wonder if the kid would run in the traffic if the mom didn't put the fear of a spankin' into them?

Irrelevant. The kid DOES have a parent to teach them the little niceties of life. And the spanking is immediate and real.

[Titty]

I tell my kids to behave or I'll hit them with my truck.

Even the baby heeds my warning.

[SlimSkeeter]

Yeah really.

Or better yet, being bad and using religion as an excuse.

You can prove anything by the bible....

Some of the other books teach "good things" that make my skin crawl.

[Deadly_Toxin]

You can prove anything by the bible....

Some of the other books teach "good things" that make my skin crawl.

Precisely. The bible is far too easy to manipulate into serving a person's own needs.

[SlimSkeeter]

Precisely. The bible is far too easy to manipulate into serving a person's own needs.

hehe...I got into a discussion about that with someone handing me a flyer about going to church. I asked if he read the whole bible, (yes) and I asked how he managed to reconcile the contradictions. Answer: There are no contradictions in the Bible!



:baffled:

[Deadly_Toxin]

hehe...I got into a discussion about that with someone handing me a flyer about going to church. I asked if he read the whole bible, (yes) and I asked how he managed to reconcile the contradictions. Answer: There are no contradictions in the Bible!



:baffled:

Ba ha ha. Well that's silly.