I'm going to buy the Wii for one game only [Archive]

CrAnIuM

10-24-2009, 03:41 PM

This masterpiece!

YouTube - Muscle March debut trailer [HQ] (\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8BcndMxu44\")

My god, what an awesome game!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... WTF ???

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=168&pictureid=2064

SlimSkeeter

10-24-2009, 03:49 PM

NO....No no no....NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Scabman

10-24-2009, 03:57 PM

I like the fact that the Panda player has the Norwegian flag at 1:15.

Pure awesome.

Mamba

11-20-2009, 02:47 PM

Uh, hello. Mario Kart is the best WII game.

Josie

11-20-2009, 06:05 PM

Uh, hello. Mario Kart is the best WII game.

.. mario kart is on the wii ? I'm sold.

semj_gandel

11-20-2009, 06:05 PM

mario party for the win

Josie

11-20-2009, 06:11 PM

kart and party :D

CrAnIuM

11-20-2009, 06:16 PM

Wii-tarded.

Josie

11-20-2009, 06:18 PM

Wii-tarded.

wii understand. sudden movements could fracture a precious hip .. or worse .. your wanky could fall right off :(

CrAnIuM

11-20-2009, 06:37 PM

wii understand. sudden movements could fracture a precious hip .. or worse .. your wanky could fall right off :(

Every game I've seen for the Wii is ignorant at best and pure homo-comical at worst.

SlimSkeeter

11-20-2009, 09:47 PM

Mario Kart, Super Swing Golf (And I hate golf normally), and pretty much any sports game. Gets your ass off the couch and into the game. Its fun. Play it to find out how much.

....though your arms WILL get tired.

Guess Who

11-20-2009, 10:38 PM

Mario go cart, and Mario golf are the best games ever on the Wii.

Titty

11-20-2009, 10:45 PM

NiBBler

11-21-2009, 08:07 AM

I know nothing about games but my children want a Wii for Xmas. Can anyone suggest games for a 7yr old boy and a 9yr old girl?

Josie

11-21-2009, 08:20 AM

I know nothing about games but my children want a Wii for Xmas. Can anyone suggest games for a 7yr old boy and a 9yr old girl?

I have not played anything on a wii... but if the awesomeness factor hasn't decreased any..

Mario Kart
Mario Party
..and that rabbit game looks fun

When it comes to video games, I'm definitely a little kid. Serious games and me DO NOT mix.

However, if Peach's voice is still just as retarded, I may have to shoot her.

NiBBler

11-21-2009, 08:31 AM

I have not played anything on a wii... but if the awesomeness factor hasn't decreased any..

Mario Kart
Mario Party
..and that rabbit game looks fun

When it comes to video games, I'm definitely a little kid. Serious games and me DO NOT mix.

However, if Peach's voice is still just as retarded, I may have to shoot her.
I will look at these.. I must admit, I was under the impression that the wii was all about being physically involved with the game. I was picturing things like tennis, golf, and bowling and such? and breaking TVs? I am gonna have to google it some.

Violet

11-21-2009, 12:19 PM

I will look at these.. I must admit, I was under the impression that the wii was all about being physically involved with the game. I was picturing things like tennis, golf, and bowling and such? and breaking TVs? I am gonna have to google it some.I think the Wii still comes with the Wii Sports game, and it has bowling, tennis, golf and baseball.

My boy is really into Mario Kart and Super Smash Brothers. The Lego Star Wars game is available for $20, and the whole family digs that one. We bought that spiffy-looking Lightsaber Duel game, but it's poop.

I mostly use the Wii for Guitar Hero.

Polar Bear

11-21-2009, 01:51 PM

^ Hahaha...she said "poop".

Also hahaha @ there being a polar bear in that game.

Gzus

11-28-2009, 02:29 PM

Mario go cart, and Mario golf are the best games ever on the Wii.
Only on the Wii.
I read something about getting ass of couches.
LOL @ needing TV games for that.
Take your dogs for a walk.
Ride your MTB.
Or Dirtbike.
Jog.
Walk.
etc etc etc etc

CrAnIuM

11-28-2009, 02:39 PM

Only on the Wii.
I read something about getting ass of couches.
LOL @ needing TV games for that.
etc etc etc etc

Sadly .. in the 'great' US of A .. a large portion of the population needs external stimuli in order to do anything that may be good for them.

Oft times I fantasize of a countrywide food shortage followed by a massive EMP burst that would disable all automotive electronics ...

Less food + no transportation = Country on a diet ~!

rammstein1861

11-29-2009, 11:00 AM

That Game Looks like every other retarded japanese creation for the wii. Lame! And My Verdict for the best Wii game, at least the best One I've played is Super Mario Galaxy.

Deadly_Toxin

11-29-2009, 09:33 PM

Hm. I just remembered. I've had a Wii for almost a year now and I still have yet to play it. I set it up... but I guess I got sidetracked and forgot about it. Reh-Reh.

CrAnIuM

11-29-2009, 09:35 PM

Hm. I just remembered. I've had a Wii for almost a year now and I still have yet to play it. I set it up... but I guess I got sidetracked and forgot about it. Reh-Reh.

Jail ?

Deadly_Toxin

11-29-2009, 11:38 PM

Jail ?

Ah yes. That was most certainly what it was. How could I forget?? Ha.

Gzus

11-30-2009, 03:55 PM

I prefer playing with my WiiWii.

Mamba

12-11-2009, 07:29 PM

Brain Training Academy is awesome for kids. I got that one for my little girl - it's great educational fun.

Mario Kart and Super Mario Galaxy (as mentioned before) are both awesome. I also love Rayman. He's a cool lil dude.

I love the tennis one. Way more fun than it sounds!

And then there's also the Boxing one - which says it's rated Adult but I don't know why, since there's no drug, sex or homicidal references - just plain boxing - beating the shit out of each other. She beats me almost every time we play.

Brat.