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Pinkslit
04-04-2008, 01:25 AM
I sometimes catch myself wondering what a lot of you guys are really like in real life.
Do your posts reflect your true nature and personality or do some of you come here to escape the real world by creating a safe fantasy world?
I don't really care to know, as I have formed images of a lot of you and I'm content with that.
The majority of you appear to be nice people, who enjoy a joke at your fellow members expense or take great umbrage when you rightly or wrongly sense someone is flaming you or taking the piss.
What are your jobs like, your family, your friends, your hopes for the future or the heartbreaking disappointments or tragedies in your life? What makes you laugh, cry, sad or angry?
I speculate a lot and give each of you here, that matter to me, an identity...a life.
GDP has me puzzled though. He is without doubt a macho man, hardened by the career he chose...where life or death often loses it's value...yet he has retained strong morals and has often shown he has a heart and is in touch with his feelings.
I feel he would be a hard man to have a long intimate relationship with, not because he would be cruel but because he would soon get sick of the lack of excitement or direction the relationship took.
He is a loner, yet needs others around him to function at his optimum.
When he says he doesn't give a shit...he usually does.
My idea of GDP's pin up girl...
http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2202&d=1292792921
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8420/pinupku7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Pinkslit
04-04-2008, 03:00 AM
I hate shifting home...I mean I really HATE it.
Packing everything and having to throw out all sorts of treasures that have lost either their usefulness or sentimental value.
And then having to pay some thieving bastards to shift your belongings in a removal truck, fat hungry gutted Jewish plonkers.
Fuck it, I admire you guys that have the ingenuity to bypass these money starved dickwarts and do it yourselves.
(http://imageshack.us)
mcsmc
04-04-2008, 03:11 AM
So what's your take on me?
Josie
04-04-2008, 03:47 AM
When I first glanced through this thread, I though that pic was of Blood. On the idea of that being his pin-up girl... I think maybe not. He would be irritated with her boots and what they say about her methinks.
Ha! And I love the redneck transport system. I could totally see my FIL in that pic :-P
CrAnIuM
04-05-2008, 08:25 PM
GDP has me puzzled though. He is without doubt a macho man, hardened by the career he chose...where life or death often loses it's value...yet he has retained strong morals and has often shown he has a heart and is in touch with his feelings.
Shut your pie hole.
I do in fact have a heart. I killed a homeless hooker last night, her heart is in the freezer.
I feel he would be a hard man to have a long intimate relationship with, not because he would be cruel but because he would soon get sick of the lack of excitement or direction the relationship took.
^^ This, surprisingly, is fairly accurate.
He is a loner, yet needs others around him to function at his optimum.
When he says he doesn't give a shit...he usually does.
Shut up ... :76:
Shade
04-05-2008, 09:21 PM
I think the forum and the internet is a differnt play ground mostly. If you go to one site it may focus on being mean. So even if you are the way you normally are, it will bring out the mean side. Go to a site about puppys, your probly going to see the soft side of you. I honestly think that most people on here are just normal people. I know the ability to flame usually comes from being through alot of serious shit, as its projection most of the time. For me, i'm actually fairly quite and shy, but i have pocess both extremes and usually no middle ground. On the forums i feel i'm myself, it does seem however there is a hell of a greater chance to see my evil dark agressive side then my kind cute cuddly puppy love side. I think again, thats just the nature of the play ground.
Amythist
04-05-2008, 09:24 PM
I sometimes catch myself wondering what a lot of you guys are really like in real life.
Do your posts reflect your true nature and personality or do some of you come here to escape the real world by creating a safe fantasy world?
I don't really care to know, as I have formed images of a lot of you and I'm content with that.
The majority of you appear to be nice people, who enjoy a joke at your fellow members expense or take great umbrage when you rightly or wrongly sense someone is flaming you or taking the piss.
What are your jobs like, your family, your friends, your hopes for the future or the heartbreaking disappointments or tragedies in your life? What makes you laugh, cry, sad or angry?
I speculate a lot and give each of you here, that matter to me, an identity...a life.
GDP has me puzzled though. He is without doubt a macho man, hardened by the career he chose...where life or death often loses it's value...yet he has retained strong morals and has often shown he has a heart and is in touch with his feelings.
I feel he would be a hard man to have a long intimate relationship with, not because he would be cruel but because he would soon get sick of the lack of excitement or direction the relationship took.
He is a loner, yet needs others around him to function at his optimum.
When he says he doesn't give a shit...he usually does.
My idea of GDP's pin up girl...
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8420/pinupku7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I am who I am and that is all I have to say about that...lol
Pinkslit
04-06-2008, 12:01 AM
So what's your take on me?
I haven't had many thoughts of you but here's a quick thumbnail sketch of what I have of you so far.
You come across as abrupt, arrogant and something of a "know-all." You appear to be brusque and find fault in other members posts...even attacking them verbally...with little apparent reason. You show a pleasant likeable personage towards people in authority and your "online friends".
It seems like you have a mistrust of everyone you meet online unless they prove otherwise to your satisfaction. The onus is on them to prove to you they are worthy of your "friendship".
Why are you keeping people from getting close to you? Perhaps you have been betrayed on the Net by someone and you now no longer trust anyone. This bullying behaviour and nastiness you display is NOT the real you but a defence mechanism to protect you from having your feelings hurt again.
I have no doubt you are a nice guy in real life and a very loyal friend to those you care about. Somewhere, sometime, you have had a devastating experience with someone you loved but found out they were using your emotions for their own selfish reasons. Maybe you were an abused child or were bullied at school as well.
You harbour some feelings of inadequacy and must stop running away from yourself and become more self assured like you sometimes display on the net. Learn to love yourself and be proud of who you really are.
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7687/betrayaldv6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Polar Bear
04-06-2008, 12:06 AM
oo! me next!!
Blood
04-06-2008, 12:14 AM
When I first glanced through this thread, I though that pic was of Blood. On the idea of that being his pin-up girl... I think maybe not. He would be irritated with her boots and what they say about her methinks.
That sooooo doesn't look like me!!! haha What a dick.
KommieKat
04-06-2008, 12:41 AM
I haven't had many thoughts of you but here's a quick thumbnail sketch of what I have of you so far.
......................................
Nicely said.
Kudos to you.
You missed the part about him being nasty only because he sits behind the screen making himself safe and out of reach from physical harm.
He would never have the guts to say such things in front of others, thereby making him the worst kind of coward.
KommieKat
04-06-2008, 12:42 AM
oo! me next!!
You like pics of polar bears doing it the Bearry style.
You have no blogs written.
That is all there is to you.
Violet
04-06-2008, 01:55 AM
Hey! I kinda want to be Burbled. Sounds fun. Count me in.
mcsmc
04-06-2008, 02:57 AM
I haven't had many thoughts of you but here's a quick thumbnail sketch of what I have of you so far.
Bullshit. You think about me all the time. Admit it.
You come across as abrupt, arrogant and something of a "know-all." You appear to be brusque and find fault in other members posts...even attacking them verbally...with little apparent reason. You show a pleasant likeable personage towards people in authority and your "online friends".So I'm confident and sociable when it's advantageous to me?
It seems like you have a mistrust of everyone you meet online unless they prove otherwise to your satisfaction. The onus is on them to prove to you they are worthy of your "friendship".Take away the word "online", and that's accurate. Yes, that's the way I am in real life too.
Why are you keeping people from getting close to you?Why be vulnerable when I don't have to be? And yes, that's a soldier's mentality. It works great for me.
Perhaps you have been betrayed on the Net by someone and you now no longer trust anyone.Your attempt at psychology sucks. Everyone's been let down by someone before. The reason I am the way I am really doesn't have much to do with that.
This bullying behaviour and nastiness you display is NOT the real you but a defence mechanism to protect you from having your feelings hurt again.First of all, I don't bully. Bullying involves going to random people and attacking them for no reason. I have a reason every time I attack. And nastiness? Just because you can't handle my sense of humor doesn't mean I'm nasty.
I have no doubt you are a nice guy in real lifeNot so much. I'm generally NOT the person you'd approach sitting at the bus stop, NOT the person you'd go up to in Wal-Mart and ask if I'd seen so-and-so, etc.
and a very loyal friend to those you care about.Yeah, I don't do the whole meaningless relationships biz. If I'm going to hang out with someone, I may as well hang out with someone I trust. I'm not the type of person that requires a group of "friends" around me to feel happy and fulfilled. Popularity is boring and overrated, because it's just a farce anyway. The minute a "popular" person does something their "friends" doesn't agree with, the popularity is gone.
Somewhere, sometime, you have had a devastating experience with someone you loved but found out they were using your emotions for their own selfish reasons.How about everywhere, everytime, for a number of years. But I figured it out early, and simply learned to deal with it. That was just a stab in the dark you took anyway... and doesn't relate to the rest of this.
Maybe you were an abused child or were bullied at school as well.Maybe, maybe not. Again, either way doesn't really matter.
You harbour some feelings of inadequacy and must stop running away from yourself and become more self assured like you sometimes display on the net. Learn to love yourself and be proud of who you really are.*Yawn* that's a blanket statement that can be applied to anyone, kind of like the "horoscopes" in the newspaper.
mcsmc
04-06-2008, 03:04 AM
Nicely said.
Kudos to you.
You missed the part about him being nasty only because he sits behind the screen making himself safe and out of reach from physical harm.
He would never have the guts to say such things in front of others, thereby making him the worst kind of coward.
You can think what you want. The FACT is, I'm pretty much the only person within the group of people I work with, that people DON'T fuck with.
You like pics of polar bears doing it the Bearry style.
You have no blogs written.
That is all there is to you.
Last I checked, you're inserting yourself where you don't belong... twice. First, you think it's your job to comment on something Pinkslit directed to me. Now, you go and Blurb for her. If you tried that in real life anywhere within earshot of me, you'd have my food lodged so far up your ass, you'd be tasting the rubber sole.
Pinkslit
04-06-2008, 03:08 AM
oo! me next!!
I know I have run into you at another forum where you went under a different user name.
What is your other name? I can't be fucked looking for myself.
Why the need to be so secretive here?
A shy polar bear or something to hide?
(http://imageshack.us)
mcsmc
04-06-2008, 03:14 AM
I know I have run into you at another forum where you went under a different user name.
What is your other name? I can't be fucked looking for myself.
Why the need to be so secretive here?
A shy polar bear or something to hide?
HINT: another name for fake boobs.
Josie
04-06-2008, 04:42 AM
When I first glanced through this thread, I though that pic was of Blood.
That sooooo doesn't look like me!!! haha What a dick.
.....
Josie
04-06-2008, 04:44 AM
If you tried that in real life anywhere within earshot of me, you'd have my food lodged so far up your ass, you'd be tasting the rubber sole.
You eat rubber?
Pinkslit
04-06-2008, 04:48 AM
Your attempt at psychology sucks.
I am very well qualified to do Psychological assessments, however online assessments would be virtually impossible. I use tools like tone of voice, voice hesitation, body language etc and never rely solely on answers or speculation on my part...and that is what this thread is about...my speculating on what others are like and based solely on their posts. Very inaccurate and likely to be wrong.
It is no different to anyone talking to a sexy voice on the phone and imagining them to be a sexy brunette in their 20's, only to meet them later to find an obese late 50's bulldyke.
This is not an "Ask the Psychic" thread.
Polar Bear
04-06-2008, 06:20 AM
I honestly wasn't aware there were still people who were guessing about my identity here.
My aliases: Chapped Ass on FY, Harbinger on EZ.
And I wish I was this guy: Carlos: Cool Guy (http://students.usm.maine.edu/jason.christie/page2.html)
KommieKat
04-06-2008, 07:10 AM
........................ you'd have my food lodged so far up your ass, you'd be tasting the rubber sole.
What are you going to do, rape me with a tomato?
Fucking hypocrite pervert lying sack of shit.
You're always inserting yourself where you don't belong and you're most always attacking for no other reason to get your laughs off. You suck.
mcsmc
04-06-2008, 07:57 AM
I honestly wasn't aware there were still people who were guessing about my identity here.
My aliases: Chapped Ass on FY, Harbinger on EZ.
And I wish I was this guy: Carlos: Cool Guy (\"http://students.usm.maine.edu/jason.christie/page2.html\")
Damn... and here I thought you were someone else. Maybe because you haven't posted on FY in so long. Either way, thanks for your clarification.
mcsmc
04-06-2008, 07:59 AM
You eat rubber?
What are you going to do, rape me with a tomato?
Fucking hypocrite pervert lying sack of shit.
You're always inserting yourself where you don't belong and you're most always attacking for no other reason to get your laughs off. You suck.
You both can suck my balls. Fuck you guys.
InterStella
04-06-2008, 10:32 AM
HINT: another name for fake boobs.
Damn... and here I thought you were someone else. Maybe because you haven't posted on FY in so long. Either way, thanks for your clarification.
I just realised who you thought he was on FY.... and I was JUST about to ask when it hit me.
*daft Stella*
:yociexp28:
Amythist
04-06-2008, 10:41 AM
What are you going to do, rape me with a tomato?
Fucking hypocrite pervert lying sack of shit.
You're always inserting yourself where you don't belong and you're most always attacking for no other reason to get your laughs off. You suck.
If he sucks , then you must be the one to swallow...funny how that works.:khi7h:
mcsmc
04-06-2008, 10:55 AM
I just realised who you thought he was on FY.... and I was JUST about to ask when it hit me.
*daft Stella*
:yociexp28:
Well, I'm more daft for thinking it in the first place.:khi2d:
mcsmc
04-06-2008, 10:58 AM
If he sucks , then you must be the one to swallow...funny how that works.:khi7h:
You have to understand... between me and a few other people, buddhaboy couldn't even come on FY anymore... he was banned on more than one occasion. Basically, him and I have a history... and that history is: he decides to be a cunt, I (and a few others) show him and everyone else that he's a cunt, he gets butthurt about it. I find it hilarious when he gets all flustered, though... he goes on a keyboard-pounding rampage, not making any sense with his rants.
So he's just bitter.
Pinkslit
04-06-2008, 05:17 PM
I honestly wasn't aware there were still people who were guessing about my identity here.
My aliases: Chapped Ass on FY, Harbinger on EZ.
Thank you for clarifying that.
I liked you as Chapped Ass at FY...I found you to be very humerous in your posts.
As Harbinger at EZ I enjoyed your straight forward no bullshit posts even though they pissed people off.
You seemed to have different styles in each forum and I wouldn't have picked you were the same person, although admittedly, the forums are quite different regardless of what people say.
Polar Bear seems to be a mixture of these 2 other characters and I will look forward to your future posts.
Scabman
04-06-2008, 05:40 PM
What the hell is a "Burble"?
It sounds like a gay bubble, which in on itself is kinda overkill.
Nevertheless, I want one.
Pinkslit
04-06-2008, 06:31 PM
Hey! I kinda want to be Burbled. Sounds fun. Count me in.
To be truthful, I thought you were an ordinary safe poster until The Skull promoted you to the first Moderator position.
His decision speaks volumes about your capabilities and qualities he feels you must possess and he obviously knows you better than I, so I accept you must be someone unique and I will treat you with the same respect he holds for you..
Also, you go by the name of Violet (an old English name) and you appear to like John Cleese, so I wonder if you are a Brit?
I prefer the British humour to American because it is a lot dryer and is not everyone's "cuppa tea".
Whatever, I think you are a nice lady.
(http://imageshack.us)
Pinkslit
04-06-2008, 06:37 PM
What the hell is a "Burble"?
Burble...prattle...babble... idle or meaningless chatter.
CrAnIuM
04-06-2008, 07:09 PM
To be truthful, I thought you were an ordinary safe poster until The Skull promoted you to the first Moderator position.
Pffft ... I think she's a right nasty bitch ...that's why I wanted her as mod.
KommieKat
04-06-2008, 10:01 PM
If he sucks , then you must be the one to swallow...funny how that works.:khi7h:
If he sucks, HE must be the one to swallow. Funny how that works.
Poor little girl, you don't like me. I think I'll cry.:yociexpress09:
KommieKat
04-06-2008, 10:06 PM
..................... Basically, him and I have a history... and that history is: he decides to be a cunt,
I (and a few others) show him and everyone else that he's a cunt, he gets butthurt about it.
That's the whole point. You're showing off what an idiot you are.
I find it hilarious when he gets all flustered, though... he goes on a keyboard-pounding rampage, not making any sense with his rants.
Pounding rampage....hasn't that already been taken by someone else?
You're not actually stealing others comments due to a lack of your own, are you?
So he's just bitter.
No no, I'm BORED, as in bored with you. Move on.
Celtic Crusher
04-07-2008, 04:10 AM
http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=275
Pinkslit
04-08-2008, 04:13 AM
I am certain many of you sick sick guys would love a remote with these capabilities.
(http://imageshack.us)
Pinkslit
04-10-2008, 02:58 AM
ahahaha...poofter bastard!!!
He sat down at the kitchen table,let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him,
When she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men"?
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right".
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"
(http://imageshack.us)
Pinkslit
04-10-2008, 05:14 AM
The Chauffeur
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo,
and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is
still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take
your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me
drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to
drive today."
"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my
job!
And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing
he'd never gone to work that morning.
"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it
for you," says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in
behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when,
after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the
limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.)
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but
the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh,
dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the
driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop
approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his
motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief
gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of
persistence.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: " The Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "The President?"
Cop: "Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? "
Cop: " No Sir."
Chief : " Then what makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."
(http://imageshack.us)
Pinkslit
04-11-2008, 04:38 AM
"A visit to Swollen Cranium gives one that feeling of contented well-being that can normally only be found after you finish vomiting up bad sushi"
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4512/suscu2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Pinkslit
04-12-2008, 08:27 PM
Blackhawk Down was shown again on our TV station last night, so with nothing better to do I sat down and watched the repeat.
What a thought provoking film it was. The Americans showed such courage against overwhelming odds and refused to leave any of their men behind.
I cannot know if this really happens in times of conflict as I've never been "to war" or even in the Armed Services.
As one soldier said "when the first bullet whizzes past your head you forget about politics." I imagine then it becomes a matter of bringing honor to your fellow comrades and self survival.
I know this is supposed to be a true story, but to GDP, Amadeus and McMc...is it really portrayed accurately?
I have always had the utmost respect for the men and women of the USA Forces and cannot see how their own citizens can dare deride them or their actions.
Men and women who serve their country and lay down their lives without questioning why should be honored and respected by all who strive for democracy.
Based on actual events, Black Hawk Down is the heroic account of a group of elite U.S. soldiers sent into Mogadishu, Somalia in October 1993 as part of a U.N. peacekeeping operation. Their mission: to abduct several top lieutenants of the Somali warlord, Mohamed Farah Aidid, as part of a strategy to quell the civil war and famine that is ravaging the country. Young Rangers and veteran Delta Force soldiers must fight side by side against overwhelming odds. For 18 harrowing hours, they remain trapped and wounded in the most hostile district of Mogadishu until a rescue convoy can be mounted to retrieve them. Outnumbered and surrounded, tensions flare, friends are lost, alliances are formed and soldiers learn the true nature of war and heroism. Eighteen U.S. soldiers and more than 500 Somalians were killed as a result of this conflict.
(http://imageshack.us)
KommieKat
04-12-2008, 08:54 PM
I have always had the utmost respect for the men and women of the USA Forces and cannot see how their own citizens can dare deride them or their actions.
Men and women who serve their country and lay down their lives without questioning why should be honored and respected by all who strive for democracy.[/COLOR]
Their actions are derided when they commit atrocities, which have occurred.
Are you saying that there is honor in sacrificing your life to blind obedience to the powers that be?
Would YOU sacrifice your life of Bush Jr.?
What cause would you put your life on the line for, militarily speaking.
You would never question why the hell your there in the first place, killing people? I call that stupidity. You SHOULD be questioning authority.
Do you think it is honorable to invade other countries in the name of Democracy?
I've asked this question many times and yet no answer to it:
How and in what way is the U.S. striving for democracy when invading foreign soil, since after WW2?
If U.S. decided to invade NZ in the name of democracy, would you put up with that?
Invading and conquering through colonization is a bad name.
We like politically correct terms like "striving for Democracy".
Makes us feel less guilty.
Pinkslit
04-12-2008, 09:41 PM
Their actions are derided when they commit atrocities, which have occurred.
Every civilised nation has caused atrocities whilst at war. The USA appears to face up to the atrocities bought to light and address them in a fair and just manner.
Are you saying that there is honor in sacrificing your life to blind obedience to the powers that be?
If to not do so would bring dishonor to myself, Country and buddies...then yes.
Would YOU sacrifice your life to Bush Jr.?
If I was an American and was following orders...yes.
What cause would you put your life on the line for, militarily speaking.
Whatever I was ordered to do by a superior.
You would never question why the hell your there in the first place, killing people? I call that stupidity. You SHOULD be questioning authority.
I disagree. The Armed Services can only run efficiently if orders are followed immediately and without question.
Do you think it is honorable to invade other countries in the name of Democracy?
Yes.
I've asked this question many times and yet no answer to it:
How and in what way is the U.S. striving for democracy when invading foreign soil, since after WW2?
To answer this I would have to look at every separate instance and also understand the politics behind each occasion. I am not politically minded and trust the US government enough to know they would never invade another country without good cause or being able to satisfy the rest of the world there was good reasons for it.
If U.S. decided to invade NZ in the name of democracy, would you put up with that?
Yes, and so would the majority of our citizens if the US and UN considered it necessary.
Pinkslit
04-12-2008, 10:39 PM
I was going to write a post about how much I hate terrorists, but with all the hate & death & killing in the news lately, and also the thought of upsetting buddha, I thought maybe I should post about something cheerful and upbeat, instead. So here's
THE HAPPY BUNNY SONG
I wish I were a bunny, with a soft and fuzzy head.
I'd groin-kick all the terrorists, until they fell down fucking dead.
I wish I were a bunny, with a cotton tail of fluff.
Blasting bad guys with my Glock, 'cuz I don't take no guff!
I'd tear their guts out with my paws, and wiggle my pink nose.
And pee upon their ankles as I chewed off all their toes.
I'd chop their heads off with an axe, and play and hop around.
And sing my happy little song, upon the blood-soaked ground.
I'd kill and maim and kill again, spread cute and cuddly death.
And giggle at insurgents, as they draw their final death.
Oh, I'd love to be a bunny, with a fully-loaded gun.
I'd shoot at Incognito - targeting fuckwits is such fun!
Then I'd go to Hollywood and frisk around a bit.
And kick the ass of Tom Cruise (that worthless, lying shit)
Upon his fucked-up, smelly head, I'd hop and hop and hop!
Until his skull is well-caved-in, and out his eyes did pop.
I'd love to join the Air Force, and drop a 'splodey bomb.
Be a stalwart Army officer, or Marine Corps grunt non-com.
And get to slaughter terrorists - oh, that would be divine!
But if I can't be one of those, a bunny would be fine.
(http://imageshack.us)
Cúchulainn
04-13-2008, 12:21 AM
And I bet you've got me all figured out, too, don't you?
Pinkslit
04-13-2008, 12:23 AM
And I bet you've got me all figured out, too, don't you?
Nope...you are right...society DOES suck.
Pinkslit
04-13-2008, 02:17 AM
FOR SALE
One useless fucking cat!!!
Cúchulainn
04-13-2008, 11:38 AM
Nope...you are right...society DOES suck.
That's all you've got? Damn, I was hoping for some amazingly introspective words or wisdom and that's all I got? Wow. I hate you.
Pinkslit
04-13-2008, 02:22 PM
I hate you.
Then I have done my job well...I am now content.
Pinkslit
04-13-2008, 02:39 PM
I do not like porn pics unless they have a humerous aspect to them.
I do, however, like to look at a beautiful nude, male or female.
This one is simply gorgeous.
InterStella
04-13-2008, 05:26 PM
^^^ Wow. That is a beautiful pic.
Cúchulainn
04-13-2008, 05:59 PM
I'd poo in her vagoo, too.
InterStella
04-13-2008, 06:05 PM
I'd poo in her vagoo, too.
Did ya mean to rhyme?
Or was that a well placed mistake?
Cúchulainn
04-13-2008, 06:43 PM
Did ya mean to rhyme?
Or was that a well placed mistake?
Well, that was kinda both. That was the only rhyme I could think of. And its kinda like, "I'd pee in her butt," if y'all remember Amp. At least, I think it was Amp. Anyway, yeah, I though of pooping in your cunt, but then I thought of synonyms and it came out as poo in your vagoo.
Now shaddup before I poo in your vagoo.
gigman
04-14-2008, 11:27 AM
I'm happy and love myself.
Pinkslit
04-18-2008, 11:29 PM
I never did like Michael Jackson. He always was a shady bastard.
(http://imageshack.us)
Pinkslit
04-18-2008, 11:36 PM
Those poofy Greeks will do anything for a piece of ass.
I heard tell that Mcmc had some greek in him.
(http://imageshack.us)
Pinkslit
04-19-2008, 12:46 AM
Here is some nice art....mmmm :yociexp77:
(http://imageshack.us)
Cúchulainn
04-22-2008, 07:45 PM
total white trash....I love it!!!
I'd poo in her vagoo.
Pinkslit
04-22-2008, 07:48 PM
I'd poo in her vagoo.
Kinky...I'd clean her up again. Why not just fuck her?
Shade
04-24-2008, 05:36 PM
So true...
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2341/beforeaftermarriagerq3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
thats fucking great!
Shade
04-24-2008, 06:20 PM
"Do you think it is honorable to invade other countries in the name of Democracy?"
If the other country is either an imedate threat, or will be an imedate threat if you do not act right away. If there are a group of people who are being oppressed, or there are people that are ruthlessly killing their own people.
"I've asked this question many times and yet no answer to it:
How and in what way is the U.S. striving for democracy when invading foreign soil, since after WW2?"
First off one could argue we are attempting to spread it. I dont remember anyone really saying that they where striving for democracy when invading foreign soil. Part of protecting ones country is being proactive. You have to limit the power of anyone who is an imedate or hostile threat to you, else you end up in a full scale war, like WW2. You need to think a bit more globally. If we would of stayed and fought for vietnam, would their be a kim jung ill? Would there be another psycopath with a nuclear weapon in power? I mean, hell, your own people hate them more then us. Generally speaking, the world says 'Fuck it, you deal with it America!' so we tend to have to. Keep in mind that most of the wars we fought where voted on in the UN where it reflected that most if not at times all the country's thought someone needed to stop the specific threat. Of course we get left to do it, because right now we are the super power.
If U.S. decided to invade NZ in the name of democracy, would you put up with that?
What purpose would we have to invade NZ? They haven't murdered are people, and arn't planing on it.
Invading and conquering through colonization is a bad name.
We like politically correct terms like "striving for Democracy".
Makes us feel less guilty.
Name one country we have 'Conquered' peroid. We have gained no new lands since alaska, other then a few islands near hawaii that petentioned the US to be recognized as part of the US. You use the term 'striving for Democracy'. It's not really a term i've heard in war speeches. Usually war speeches go like this. 'they are a threat, we gotta do something, this is what we are going to do.' We talk about protecting the american life and american dream, we do not start saying 'dude, ever country needs to be a democracy'
"Invading and conquering through colonization is a bad name."
Again, lets revisit this. how many seperate country's and tribes was china at one point? How many times has china been involved in wars in the last 100 years? Where they striving for the sake of communism?
Pinkslit
04-24-2008, 07:52 PM
"Do you think it is honorable to invade other countries in the name of Democracy?" etc etc
I presume you want me to answer this from an ordinary NZ'ers viewpoint?
Let me think on this for awhile as any deep thinking overexerts my few remaining braincells and makes me tired.
I'll get back to you.
KommieKat
04-25-2008, 11:16 AM
"Do you think it is honorable to invade other countries in the name of Democracy?"
If the other country is either an imedate threat, or will be an imedate threat if you do not act right away. If there are a group of people who are being oppressed, or there are people that are ruthlessly killing their own people.
"I've asked this question many times and yet no answer to it:
How and in what way is the U.S. striving for democracy when invading foreign soil, since after WW2?"
First off one could argue we are attempting to spread it. I dont remember anyone really saying that they where striving for democracy when invading foreign soil. Part of protecting ones country is being proactive. You have to limit the power of anyone who is an imedate or hostile threat to you, else you end up in a full scale war, like WW2. You need to think a bit more globally. If we would of stayed and fought for vietnam, would their be a kim jung ill? Would there be another psycopath with a nuclear weapon in power? I mean, hell, your own people hate them more then us. Generally speaking, the world says 'Fuck it, you deal with it America!' so we tend to have to. Keep in mind that most of the wars we fought where voted on in the UN where it reflected that most if not at times all the country's thought someone needed to stop the specific threat. Of course we get left to do it, because right now we are the super power.
If U.S. decided to invade NZ in the name of democracy, would you put up with that?
What purpose would we have to invade NZ? They haven't murdered are people, and arn't planing on it.
Invading and conquering through colonization is a bad name.
We like politically correct terms like "striving for Democracy".
Makes us feel less guilty.
Name one country we have 'Conquered' peroid. We have gained no new lands since alaska, other then a few islands near hawaii that petentioned the US to be recognized as part of the US. You use the term 'striving for Democracy'. It's not really a term i've heard in war speeches. Usually war speeches go like this. 'they are a threat, we gotta do something, this is what we are going to do.' We talk about protecting the american life and american dream, we do not start saying 'dude, ever country needs to be a democracy'
"Invading and conquering through colonization is a bad name."
Again, lets revisit this. how many seperate country's and tribes was china at one point? How many times has china been involved in wars in the last 100 years? Where they striving for the sake of communism?
Let's start with this: Using the fucking quote button. I don't know WHO you are addressing except yourself, which is the usual case.
Secondly, I don't speak for China. They are not my people. I don't represent them. If you talk shit about any country and you are wrong in what you say, I'll point it out to you whilst kicking your ass out the door.
As far as I am concerned, we are all brothers and sisters. Fuck the regimes of any country.
You want to talk about Imperialism? OK with me.
The idea of an American Empire or better yet, its existance can no longer be questioned. The "once upon a time" denials are now guiltless, boastful pride.
The AE (American Empire) starts with Manifest Destiny. Do I really need to get into the "Trail of Tears" and "Sand Creek Massacre"?
Then we have the "The Louisiana Purchase". What did you actually think? That it was all vacant real estate up for grabs? There were tribes living on those lands.
Ever heard of the Monroe Doctrine? Care to explain it to the class?
Mexican Cession:
That gave us California.
That was a war by the way.
Spanish-American War of 1898:
We really needed to go to the Philippines and conquer them in the name of Democracy.
After that there is the invasion of Cuba, Haiti and the Dominican Republic as well as numerous South American countries.
WW1:
Again another chance at stacking up the real estate.
WW2:
Was not just about the moral imperative to stop tyrannical leaders like Mussolini and Hitler and the Jp Emperor.
ALL of those assholes including the Axis and Allies were involved in imperialism and expansion for their own sakes.
From there we take over lots of Pacific islands, testing our nuclear superiority.
There WERE people living on those islands.
Korea:
That was about getting a foot into the Asian continent now that China is communist, 1950.
Vietnam:
That was about getting some natural resources like Oil, tin and rubber.
Grenada and Panama:
Justifying our world dominance now that the Soviet Empire crumbled.
Iran:
The CIA's overthrow of the democratic Mossadeq government, 1953.
Iraq:
Another foothold into the coveted oil region of the Middle East.
Sept 11th:
Chance to increase the control of U.S. citizens through FEAR.
"We talk about protecting the american life and american dream"---Shade
What a bunch of horse shit. Nothing but rhetoric and to think, you actually swallow that shit, WHOLE. This rhetoric that you get yourself persuaded by gets overturned with the horrors of war that can no longer be denied.
So, let me get this straight: You and your like minded people, actually feel that to protect the "America Life and American Dream" that war is necessary for security and that expansion is fundamental to the American civilization?!
I'd rather we expanded our humanity and not the military.
Cúchulainn
04-25-2008, 12:02 PM
Buddha, you're an idiot. That's all I'm going to say on this topic.
Shade, fuckin' rock on, bro.
Shade
04-25-2008, 01:24 PM
Let's start with this: Using the fucking quote button. I don't know WHO you are addressing except yourself, which is the usual case.
Secondly, I don't speak for China. They are not my people. I don't represent them. If you talk shit about any country and you are wrong in what you say, I'll point it out to you whilst kicking your ass out the door.
As far as I am concerned, we are all brothers and sisters. Fuck the regimes of any country.
You want to talk about Imperialism? OK with me.
The idea of an American Empire or better yet, its existance can no longer be questioned. The "once upon a time" denials are now guiltless, boastful pride.
The AE (American Empire) starts with Manifest Destiny. Do I really need to get into the "Trail of Tears" and "Sand Creek Massacre"?
Then we have the "The Louisiana Purchase". What did you actually think? That it was all vacant real estate up for grabs? There were tribes living on those lands.
Ever heard of the Monroe Doctrine? Care to explain it to the class?
Mexican Cession:
That gave us California.
That was a war by the way.
Spanish-American War of 1898:
We really needed to go to the Philippines and conquer them in the name of Democracy.
After that there is the invasion of Cuba, Haiti and the Dominican Republic as well as numerous South American countries.
WW1:
Again another chance at stacking up the real estate.
WW2:
Was not just about the moral imperative to stop tyrannical leaders like Mussolini and Hitler and the Jp Emperor.
ALL of those assholes including the Axis and Allies were involved in imperialism and expansion for their own sakes.
From there we take over lots of Pacific islands, testing our nuclear superiority.
There WERE people living on those islands.
Korea:
That was about getting a foot into the Asian continent now that China is communist, 1950.
Vietnam:
That was about getting some natural resources like Oil, tin and rubber.
Grenada and Panama:
Justifying our world dominance now that the Soviet Empire crumbled.
Iran:
The CIA's overthrow of the democratic Mossadeq government, 1953.
Iraq:
Another foothold into the coveted oil region of the Middle East.
Sept 11th:
Chance to increase the control of U.S. citizens through FEAR.
"We talk about protecting the american life and american dream"---Shade
What a bunch of horse shit. Nothing but rhetoric and to think, you actually swallow that shit, WHOLE. This rhetoric that you get yourself persuaded by gets overturned with the horrors of war that can no longer be denied.
So, let me get this straight: You and your like minded people, actually feel that to protect the "America Life and American Dream" that war is necessary for security and that expansion is fundamental to the American civilization?!
I'd rather we expanded our humanity and not the military.
Just do me a favor, point out where we gained any new lands in the past 100 years? After we fucked over the indians, that was it. We have gone into those wars and helped new goverments be formed. Most of the time it was the majority of the other country fighting, we just helped supply them and train them. The biggest problem with Iraq and Vietnam is that the people we where helping didnt want our help. Still we had a legitamte interest. Look at korea now.
Another thing i dont get, you say you claim no country, yet your very pro china and anti america. So much so that you seek american based forums to talk about and argue these things. Sure there are people from other country's here, but the majority of people here are actually english speaking americans. Now further more, if you really wernt taking sides, why point out only america's fault? It depicts a raciest idealogy. the thing is it's like a black kid being raciest to a bunch of white guys who arnt. None of us really care, and we kinda laugh at the black kid because we know he's gotta be hurting inside.
Hardwood
04-25-2008, 08:55 PM
Damn Pink, you post some awesome pics of real women!!!
Pinkslit
04-25-2008, 09:00 PM
Damn Pink, you post some awesome pics of real women!!!
I must confess, I stole the last 4 from the other forum. Sorry, but in my defence, I liked them. :yociexpress09:
KommieKat
04-25-2008, 09:16 PM
Just do me a favor, point out where we gained any new lands in the past 100 years? After we fucked over the indians, that was it. We have gone into those wars and helped new goverments be formed. Most of the time it was the majority of the other country fighting, we just helped supply them and train them. The biggest problem with Iraq and Vietnam is that the people we where helping didnt want our help. Still we had a legitamte interest. Look at korea now.
Another thing i dont get, you say you claim no country, yet your very pro china and anti america. So much so that you seek american based forums to talk about and argue these things. Sure there are people from other country's here, but the majority of people here are actually english speaking americans. Now further more, if you really wernt taking sides, why point out only america's fault? It depicts a raciest idealogy. the thing is it's like a black kid being raciest to a bunch of white guys who arnt. None of us really care, and we kinda laugh at the black kid because we know he's gotta be hurting inside.
Anti-America as in anti-American present regime? That would be correct.
Anti-American present regime as well as past and present foreign policy.
There is really no need to further this conversation if you're claiming my allegiance to any one nation when clearly you are not me and you do not know what the fuck your talking about. This is my last attempt.
It's useless to talk about the faults and wrongs of other nations, because they are so clear and expected whereas one does not expect atrocities to occur from a great nation like America, that keeps denying it under a media frenzy.
A nation that makes a great Constitution as in "We the People.....", simple just does not torture, maim or murder the innocents.
It's something like you: Keep denying that your an asshole and I'll keep proving otherwise.
In furtherance, I only take the side of the right and just. It's called TRUTH. Seems you have a hard time accepting that. Do I need my passport to talk about things on "american based forums"? Is that part of the Patriot Act or something?
.....we just helped supply them and train them.
As in the CIA.
The biggest problem ........ is that the people we where helping didnt want our help.
Well, if that were the case, than why the fuck did we go??!!
Ever ask yourself that question?
Typical brainwashed American mentality.
You must have been one of those who failed their geography class.
None of us really care
Ah, but you so do care otherwise, you would not have replied, which proves once again that you, amongst many other members, are nothing more than hypocrite fuck.
Do you even bother to use any logic as well as knowledge backed by research to make your bold claims?
Do me a favor. Keep it up with this ignorance so I can keep throwing it back in your face.
Do yourself a favor, stop now while I am way ahead.
Hardwood
04-25-2008, 10:50 PM
I must confess, I stole the last 4 from the other forum. Sorry, but in my defence, I liked them. :yociexpress09:
There is another forum?
Shade
04-27-2008, 06:40 AM
i......am....a.... hypocrite fuck.
QUOTE]
Look i can misquote you to!!
Buddah, this is a typical propaganist tactic. misquoting or taking things way out of context to prove a point. It's a way to attempt to make it look like someone else is saying something they never said. It shows your running out of points and places to hide. :)
[quote]It's useless to talk about the faults and wrongs of other nations, because they are so clear and expected whereas one does not expect atrocities to occur from a great nation like America, that keeps denying it under a media frenzy.
This was paticularly bothersome. So what your saying is america should be held to a standard of perfection where every other nation shouldn't. The problem with this, is it's actually true alot of the times. We hold ourselfs to a much higher standard then most country's. Your media is countroled by the goverment. Ours is not.
Other nations use this as a way to cheap shot us. We are the country that does our best to do the right thing. Where many country's cheap shot us. For instance, china's breaking every rule and law in both their country and ours via the internet in which the majority of cost from this is coming from american's. Or the fact that we supplied afghanistan with the weapons, training and everything they needed to fight off the russians. Look what they allowed? Do you see anywhere in america that we do not take responsability? Our laws are enforced. Our enforcement may not be perfect, but it's never been our policy to blatently ignore our agreements or those that helped us out. Well, save the indians. If we where any other country, we would be shooting all the mexicans coming in our country, we would of brutally tortured all the prisoners, we would of forgone trials, and we might of even thrown in a public execution. It's a testement to america that international criminals flock to america when they know they are going to get cought. Because its the one place they can receave a fair trial.
As for the media, we have fox news, who is republican, and propagandist. We have CNN which is neutral. We hae a newspaper for every city and town. We have independant reporters, radio shows, comedy acts, Hell, i played a M.U.D. with the guy who started youtube. All of these report the news. The way it is setup is since we have freedom of the press, you can't realisiticly hide things for very long. For instance, the prisoners that where tortured where reported by an american news agency. Infact i want you to give me one example, any example, of an attrocity that american reporters did not report. Hell i'll even accept ones they didnt report first. How can that be propaganda? Now when reporting the actiivitys each news outlet has their own views. it's interesting because you can hear the same story told a ton of differnt ways. All appear impertial for the most part as well.
The fact is, your brainwashed into picking out all the flaws of us round eyes. You hold us to an impossable standard. One which you don't dare hold to yourself or any other country. You judge us unfairly, you assume things, and show hatred for americans, because they are americans, and for no other reason. That is nothing short of racism.
KommieKat
04-27-2008, 07:05 AM
Your media is countroled by the goverment. Ours is not.
You judge us unfairly, you assume things, and show hatred for americans, because they are americans, and for no other reason. That is nothing short of racism.
I am NOT Chinese. It is NOT my media.
I am American. Honky American. Round eyes.
I don't hate Americans. That shall be the last time I repeat that statement.
If you keep at it like this (that I am Chinese and that I hate Americans), then I have nothing further to say.
mcsmc
04-27-2008, 09:12 AM
I am NOT Chinese. It is NOT my media.
I am American. Honky American. Round eyes.
I don't hate Americans. That shall be the last time I repeat that statement.
If you keep at it like this (that I am Chinese and that I hate Americans), then I have nothing further to say.
You're living in Hong Kong. Before that, you lived in what, China? You haven't been to the U.S. in years and years, not even for a visit. You were in Japan for a longass time. You speak Oriental languages... even your insults are calling people by Asian insect names. Hell, you married a Jap.
You have NOTHING good to say about the U.S., ever. You constantly ridicule Western culture, our military, our government, and yes, our people.
The only American you have left in you might be some paperwork stored in some U.S. Customs department archive server. And yeah, you haven't been able to afford plastic surgery to slant your eyes yet. Big fucking deal.
If you were American, you'd live in (or at least visit) the U.S., have the slightest bit of patriotism for the U.S., its flag, and its military service members, and not talk shit about everything the U.S. does and stands for on a constant basis.
In short, shut the fuck up, you lying hypocritical bitch.
InterStella
04-27-2008, 02:15 PM
.... If you keep at it like this (that I am Chinese and that I hate Americans), then I have nothing further to say.
Yay!
YOU ARE CHINESE, AND YOU HATE AMERICANS!
If I'd known it was that easy to have you SHUT THE FUCK UP I'd have done it fucking ages ago.
mcsmc
04-27-2008, 02:47 PM
Yay!
YOU ARE CHINESE, AND YOU HATE AMERICANS!
If I'd known it was that easy to have you SHUT THE FUCK UP I'd have done it fucking ages ago.
Notice he had NOTHING to say to my above post. Yet, he had time to whine and bitch in his flatfaced tranny thread.
Why? Because he and everyone else knows it's all completely true, and he's a sorry suicide target.
InterStella
04-27-2008, 02:51 PM
^^^ Lol. Kudos was attempted, but I apparently need to spread the love a little further before you get more from Stella.... wtf?
CrAnIuM
04-27-2008, 02:54 PM
^^^ Lol. Kudos was attempted, but I apparently need to spread the love a little further before you get more from Stella.... wtf?
I have them set VERY low. You must be giving 'it' to her on a continual basis.
That's just nasty.
InterStella
04-27-2008, 03:32 PM
I have them set VERY low. You must be giving 'it' to her on a continual basis.
That's just nasty.
What can I say.... Mac makes me feel nasty. And a tad dirty. And I get the strange (but distinct) sensation of sand in the vagoo.
But hey! It's better than poo!
:11_003:
mcsmc
04-27-2008, 04:29 PM
I have them set VERY low. You must be giving 'it' to her on a continual basis.
That's just nasty.
Keep dreaming.
Homo.
KommieKat
04-27-2008, 10:48 PM
Why? Because he and everyone else knows it's all completely true, and he's a sorry suicide target.
Shut the fuck up already, Oprah. You can continue wearing the flag as a diaper for all I care, with all the shit you spew.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/oprah20no20makeup21-1.jpg
Hardwood
04-27-2008, 10:54 PM
Shut the fuck up already, Oprah. You can continue wearing the flag as a diaper for all I care, with all he shit you spew.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/oprah20no20makeup21-1.jpg
Are you constipated?
Titty
04-27-2008, 10:59 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d168/gknells/f7bf4fe9.jpg
KommieKat
04-27-2008, 10:59 PM
Are you constipated?
Are you being an asshole? (not a question)
Hardwood
04-27-2008, 11:10 PM
Are you being an asshole? (not a question)
I tend to be an asshole at times, I think this is one of them. I fart in your general direction.:khi7h:
KommieKat
04-28-2008, 02:40 AM
Yay!
YOU ARE CHINESE, AND YOU HATE AMERICANS!
If I'd known it was that easy to have you SHUT THE FUCK UP I'd have done it fucking ages ago.
Psssss.....! Right! I'll let yer in on a wee secret: Yor a real stewpid twit. Eever yor sufferin' from silicon poisonin' due ter it leakin' out of yor tit sacks, yor yer've 'ad a labotomy from them 2 D-cup sized 'emispheres yer called a Michael Caine that were transplanted ter increase the size of yor teets. Me statement were in context ter a chat on fings political, not general chat, ya wanker.
Josie
04-28-2008, 02:53 AM
Psssss.....! Right! I'll let yer in on a wee secret: Yor a real stewpid twit. Eever yor sufferin' from silicon poisonin' due ter it leakin' out of yor tit sacks, yor yer've 'ad a labotomy from them 2 D-cup sized 'emispheres yer called a Michael Caine that were transplanted ter increase the size of yor teets. Me statement were in context ter a chat on fings political, not general chat, ya wanker.
:yociexp109: :laluot_24: :47: :dribble:
gigman
04-28-2008, 08:57 AM
Psssss.....! Right! I'll let yer in on a wee secret: Yor a real stewpid twit. Eever yor sufferin' from silicon poisonin' due ter it leakin' out of yor tit sacks, yor yer've 'ad a labotomy from them 2 D-cup sized 'emispheres yer called a Michael Caine that were transplanted ter increase the size of yor teets. Me statement were in context ter a chat on fings political, not general chat, ya wanker.
Speak english you dumb fuck. I don't understand moron.
KommieKat
04-28-2008, 10:39 AM
:yociexp109: :laluot_24: :47: :dribble:
She's a Brit and a Londoner at that.
I do understand your reaction but that is the way Brits talk.
She'll understand her own lingo.
KommieKat
04-28-2008, 11:10 AM
Hey! That's Buddha's wife. Where'd you get that.
Sir Gigman,
At the scene of your brutal violent car crash, the forinsic team would have been perplexed piecing your body back together again to determine cause of death.
The difficulty would have been your skull, therefore, a team of Physical Anthropologist would have been called in from the University of Paris to determine what age you came from, what extinct specie your were and how the hell you managed to live as long as you did with that prominent sagittal crest running along the center of your head.
So don't feel so bad about your life being completely useless and without purpose because you would be more valuable to modern science upon the time of your death.
Cheer up little feller!
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/gigman.jpg
InterStella
04-28-2008, 05:27 PM
Psssss.....! Right! I'll let yer in on a wee secret: Yor a real stewpid twit. Eever yor sufferin' from silicon poisonin' due ter it leakin' out of yor tit sacks, yor yer've 'ad a labotomy from them 2 D-cup sized 'emispheres yer called a Michael Caine that were transplanted ter increase the size of yor teets. Me statement were in context ter a chat on fings political, not general chat, ya wanker.
Erm, what? Sorry, but could you try that again, maybe using something resembling the English language? Yeah, thanks.
She's a Brit and a Londoner at that.
I do understand your reaction but that is the way Brits talk.
She'll understand her own lingo.
Erm, what? I'm from Manchester, you fucking geek. Are you hard of reading? It's right there, under my username, dickhead.
:yociexp109: :laluot_24: :47: :dribble:
Yes. What ^^^ she said.
KommieKat
04-29-2008, 06:49 AM
Yes. What ^^^ she said.
You're a lying. You know exactly what it says.
You're living in denial. The denial that the Brit from of English sucks and has been taken over by American English, WORLD WIDE.
Speaking about denial, you denied the size of your tits for most your life, you decided to pay a shit load for silicon leaking sacks that have managed to poison your brain, ya wanking twit. Go bugger off.
Shade
04-29-2008, 05:34 PM
You're a lying. You know exactly what it says.
You're living in denial. The denial that the Brit from of English sucks and has been taken over by American English, WORLD WIDE.
Speaking about denial, you denied the size of your tits for most your life, you decided to pay a shit load for silicon leaking sacks that have managed to poison your brain, ya wanking twit. Go bugger off.
deck the frows with browls of howry fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
Pinkslit
04-29-2008, 07:53 PM
pinker than me...
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4446/pinktl9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hardwood
04-29-2008, 08:20 PM
pinker than me...
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4446/pinktl9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
She had to hurt for days...........
Hardwood
04-29-2008, 09:50 PM
I'd hit it..........
Assinhat
05-01-2008, 10:28 PM
I humbly request fewer fat chicks.
Hardwood
05-01-2008, 10:32 PM
I wonder why a lot of you guys rubbish fat chicks.
My cousin is slightly plumper than this chick and she does very well sexually. (Yes, I'm jealous of her.)
So who has the courage to admit they'd "slip one into her?"
Thats Rosie Odonell 10 years ago. Not even I would do that........
Pinkslit
05-01-2008, 10:37 PM
I humbly request fewer fat chicks.
I could give you some cute chicks but it's against the rules...sorry.
RULE #6
PORNOGRAPHY
This site is for adults only and therefore the occasional posting of pornographic images is allowed with the following limitations and explanations;
• ALL nude images posted by the member called Pinkslit will be deemed to be grossly pornographic and should be avoided at all costs. Please inform Admin if you notice these so they, and her, can be deleted immediately.
Assinhat
05-01-2008, 10:44 PM
words
Well, hell.
I s'pose fat naked chicks are better than no naked chicks.
Hardwood
05-01-2008, 10:46 PM
Well, hell.
I s'pose fat naked chicks are better than no naked chicks.
In most cases this is true. This however is the exception......................
Violet
05-01-2008, 10:54 PM
Thats Rosie Odonell 10 years ago. Not even I would do that........
Ha! Wow, you're right. The resemblance is uncanny.
Pinkslit
05-02-2008, 08:13 PM
I would fuck that.
With Incogs dick.
She wouldn't let that diseased thing near even a wrinkle of hers.
Josie
05-06-2008, 05:04 AM
She's so fat her areolas disappeared into her stretch marks. Ew.
KommieKat
05-09-2008, 08:45 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/BushArrest.jpg
Silly Cunt
05-10-2008, 08:53 AM
What the hell is a "Burble"?
It sounds like a gay bubble, which in on itself is kinda overkill.
Nevertheless, I want one.
You've got one, you just haven't popped it yet.
KommieKat
05-18-2008, 06:28 AM
Hey bitch,
I gave you a challenge to come back with some of your Asian bigoted remarks yet I don't see any as of recent. Change of heart?
You come off as a bad ass bitch but since the quake that killed off about 32,000 with an estimate of 50,000 and 128,000 injuries, surely you see this as a prime time to come off with some knee-slapping "Chinky" comments?
Come on, show us what a bad ass you are.
By your standards, "a good chink is a dead chink", right?
Your fans are waiting.
Polar Bear
05-18-2008, 02:59 PM
Yeah!!
....oh, sorry, lol!
Scabman
05-18-2008, 03:13 PM
Yeah!!
....oh, sorry, lol!
Hah!
Shade
05-18-2008, 06:20 PM
YouTube - South Park Funniest Moment Ever (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xf_kewSNEgw&feature=bz303)
KommieKat
05-18-2008, 07:26 PM
You pleaded with me not to have 2 threads for pics and I informed you at the time that this thread was going to die.
Why have you bumped it up again?
Are you really as thick as pigshit or do you work hard at being a fucking plonker?
Let the bastard thread die, damnit!!!
Go fuck yourself.
You've put your foot in your mouth so many times, why stop now?
This "change of heart" is nothing but pretentiousness, covering up the fact that your a cold blooded snake.
Come on, bitch. Give the board some more of your "Chinky" comments
Now is the opportune time to do it.
Show us how you like sucking on your salt encrusted toes, asshole.
Hardwood
05-18-2008, 08:36 PM
Go fuck yourself.
You've put your foot in your mouth so many times, why stop now?
This "change of heart" is nothing but pretentiousness, covering up the fact that your a cold blooded snake.
Come on, bitch. Give the board some more of your "Chinky" comments
Now is the opportune time to do it.
Show us how you like sucking on your salt encrusted toes, asshole.
That is the worst case of butt hurt I ever read. Sad to see on display for the public. Buddhaboy, tuck your tail under and STFU.
KommieKat
05-18-2008, 08:49 PM
That is the worst case of butt hurt I ever read. Sad to see on display for the public. Buddhaboy, tuck your tail under and STFU.
Sage words my friend ... sage words.
Sage words my ass.
How many times have you reminded me of my past statements?
She has opened her mouth one too many times with bigoted fucked up remarks.
She has even wished death upon these people, so justly, I am calling her loud mouth out on it. Was it not you who said "what you say on the Internet will come back to haunt you" ? Reneging on that?
Ah, I see. You're covering for her because she's your Mod. Got it.
I make my statements about the U.S. Gov and its policies and forever I am a traitor in your eyes and it's constantly thrown in my face by members including YOURSELF.
Now that tragedy hits, no comments from the Queen of the Grotesque?
Your sad to see butt pain yet where the fuck where you when she displayed her own foot suckling?
Figured, a couple more hypocrites.
KommieKat
05-19-2008, 12:31 AM
That is the worst case of butt hurt I ever read. Sad to see on display for the public. Buddhaboy, tuck your tail under and STFU.
You are in no position to say nothing.
You're double standard. You go on and on and on about Incog, here, there and quack quack everywhere whether he is present or not.
Enough all fucking ready.
You're as about unbiased as a Neo-Nazi joining a Klan rally.
If that Queen bitch were to wipe out 20 kids in a Burger King, you'd most likely support.
She opened her mouth, now I am challenging it. Has nothing to do with you, so shut your face, sit back and watch the circus.
KommieKat
05-19-2008, 12:32 AM
I can honestly tell you that if I were able to mobilize with a relief effort I would be en route tonight.
I can not.
I empathize with the plight of those people, I truly do.
YOU can say whatever you wish about the US, I've never told you otherwise.
Pinkslit ENJOYS stirring the shit pot .. thats her thing, haven't you figured that out by now ?
I applaud you.:78:
I know she stirs the pot and I'll call her out on it if it's OK.
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