Happy Father's Day! [Archive] - The Swollen Cranium forums

NiBBler

06-21-2009, 03:12 PM

To all you dads...

Happy Father's Day!

Negativecool

06-21-2009, 05:02 PM

I'm not a father yet, thank god.

not because we haven't been trying, it's because my penis is vestigial and doesn't work

CrAnIuM

06-21-2009, 05:39 PM

I provided the sperm that made my two .. and the child support that continues to slowly castrate me.

So if that makes me a "father" then ... Thanks !

SlimSkeeter

06-21-2009, 06:12 PM

http://www.funlobby.com/myuse/2009/images/funny/animalpic/18.jpg

Scarlet

06-21-2009, 07:17 PM

I provided the sperm that made my two .. and the child support that continues to slowly castrate me.

So if that makes me a "father" then ... Thanks !

...and your point is what?
Stop crying like a little girl and impregnate another woman.
Women shouldn't have to work for a living whilst there are horny dumb guys like you around.