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Pinkslit
03-30-2008, 10:01 PM
What do YOU think that the sexiest thing a male or a female can wear?
What article of clothing is it that looks good on someone or turns you on?

Saucy
03-30-2008, 10:06 PM
I think its sexy when a girl wears stilettos and fishnet stockings. So so sexy.

CrAnIuM
03-30-2008, 10:27 PM
I like it when a girl wears those clothes like the ones they put on dead bodies .. you know.. the ones that are cut
up the back so they are easy to slip on a cadaver ... yeah , mmm thats hella sexxy.

Pinkslit
03-31-2008, 01:28 AM
^^^ You mean a shroud?
Black or white?
"Slip on a cadaver"...translation...eases down on a stiffy.

Jenn
03-31-2008, 01:29 AM
I love sexy guys with great bodies in swim shorts. I love the beach. <3 lol

Pinkslit
03-31-2008, 02:04 AM
On males I love tight jeans showing off their crotch bulge and tight ass.
I love wearing short skirts and pantyhose so seeing another female wearing these turns me on.

Amythist
03-31-2008, 05:43 AM
The way a man can wear a pair of some baggy jeans gets me....ummmmm ya!

Lisa
03-31-2008, 10:43 AM
Yeah, i love a guy in tight jeans with a perfect ass.

gigman
03-31-2008, 11:26 AM
Women that are wearing nothing is pretty sexy to me.
If I had to choose, Maybe a low cut dress showing lots of cleavage with tight fitting dress with about 6 inches above the knees length.

InterStella
03-31-2008, 12:39 PM
I like to see a man with just a towel around his hips.... and still wet from the shower. MmmHmm.

Polar Bear
03-31-2008, 12:45 PM
What do YOU think that the sexiest thing a male or a female can wear?

100 dollar bills.

Manis_B
03-31-2008, 12:54 PM
[COLOR="Sienna"]On males I love tight jeans showing off their crotch bulge and tight ass.
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i was wondering about that, wether or not girls thought bulges were creepy

Titty
03-31-2008, 12:55 PM
What do YOU think that the sexiest thing a female can wear?

Bruises. Nothing turns me on quite like a nice fist-sized hematoma.

Hawt.

Shade
03-31-2008, 02:14 PM
Girls: Fishnets knee high or thigh high black hooker boots, either satin red dress, or like low cut skirt thingy, not that tight ones, and umm a t shirt

Or a shirt thats like cut so the bottom of the boobs are showing, and its really tight

Hmm Guys: Nothing. We can't wear anything and be sexy. Maybie Polar Bear with a white fir pimp coat, or me with a purple feathered hat.....yea thats sexy as hell...I'd totally fuck me!

Celtic Crusher
03-31-2008, 03:20 PM
It all depends. Sexy women don't need clothes to look sexy. But fat ugly chicks need loads of clothes to be as least unsexy as possible.

Josie
03-31-2008, 04:20 PM
I like to see a man with just a towel around his hips.... and still wet from the shower. MmmHmm.

^^^ !!!

Other than that, I'd have to say nice jeans that fit well... but not tightly.

InterStella
03-31-2008, 04:40 PM
^^^ !!!

Other than that, I'd have to say nice jeans that fit well... but not tightly.

So agreeing with you there.... loose, but not baggy - fitting well from the waist to about half way down his arse, and *ever-so-slightly* wrinkled over the footwear.


I'll be back a little later.... Teh Fella is wearing those jeans again!

:10_003:

Scabman
03-31-2008, 04:40 PM
I look good in anything, which is why I masturbate every time I'm near a mirror.

Josie
03-31-2008, 04:51 PM
So agreeing with you there.... loose, but not baggy - fitting well from the waist to about half way down his arse, and *ever-so-slightly* wrinkled over the footwear.


:yociexp77: There are these guys that play volleyball every day (they're from some other country) right outside my apartment... and they all seem to know where to buy their jeans :) It's good stuff. Hehe, and what makes it even hotter is they get all into their game and start shouting in foreign-ese.

InterStella
03-31-2008, 04:57 PM
:yociexp77: There are these guys that play volleyball every day (they're from some other country) right outside my apartment... and they all seem to know where to buy their jeans :) It's good stuff. Hehe, and what makes it even hotter is they get all into their game and start shouting in foreign-ese.

Wow.... gratuitous eye-candy!

But, if Teh Fella started talking all foreignese I would have to kill him. I prefer to understand the dirty talk. Ya know?

Pinkslit
03-31-2008, 05:54 PM
start shouting in foreign-ese.

"foreign-ese" lmao :10_003:

Scabman
03-31-2008, 06:00 PM
Wow.... gratuitous eye-candy!

But, if Teh Fella started talking all foreignese I would have to kill him. I prefer to understand the dirty talk. Ya know?

Is the fella a foreigner?

InterStella
03-31-2008, 06:05 PM
Is the fella a foreigner?

To you? Yes.

Wanna borrow him?

:yociexp63:

Scabman
03-31-2008, 06:09 PM
To you? Yes.

Wanna borrow him?

:yociexp63:


Yes please, I need a foreigner to take care of my small garden and I can't find any Poles that aren't criminal.

Pinkslit
03-31-2008, 06:13 PM
Yes please, I need a foreigner to take care of my small garden and I can't find any Poles that aren't criminal.

You need a guy to tend your pee patch? ewwww

funeeman
03-31-2008, 06:13 PM
Sexiest thing a woman can wear. . . .One of my white button down collared dress shirts.

InterStella
04-01-2008, 04:01 AM
Yes please, I need a foreigner to take care of my small garden and I can't find any Poles that aren't criminal.

I found you one!

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/interstella120669/ATT000011.jpg

Scabman
04-01-2008, 04:06 AM
^Hah!
Fantastic.

Celtic Crusher
04-01-2008, 04:04 PM
I can't find any Poles that aren't criminal.

The crime rate dropped by 40% in Poland when they started coming over here to Ireland.

mcsmc
04-01-2008, 04:13 PM
The crime rate dropped by 40% in Poland when they started coming over here to Ireland.

Pollocks invade every country but their own. It's another form of pollution that needs to be controlled.

Celtic Crusher
04-01-2008, 04:19 PM
Pollocks invade every country but their own. It's another form of pollution that needs to be controlled.

They wouldn't piss me off half as much if the fuckers actually took the fucking time to learn English.

InterStella
04-01-2008, 04:26 PM
The town I live in has, over the last couple of years, become overrun with the conniving little fuckers from Poland. I had no idea of the intensity until I noticed a sign in a local shop window advertising Polish bread. In fucking Polish. Grrr.

mcsmc
04-01-2008, 04:30 PM
They wouldn't piss me off half as much if the fuckers actually took the fucking time to learn English.

All the ones I know do know English. They just pronounce U's with more emphasis than the Catholic church puts on Christmas and Easter combined.

For instance, the mobile media player, Microsoft's Zune... instead of saying Zu(u pronounced "ew")ne, they say Zooooooooooon!!!!!11111eleventyones!

It makes me want to punch them in the mouth, even when they're not talking.

Celtic Crusher
04-02-2008, 05:54 AM
The town I live in has, over the last couple of years, become overrun with the conniving little fuckers from Poland. I had no idea of the intensity until I noticed a sign in a local shop window advertising Polish bread. In fucking Polish. Grrr.

Bread?? That's it?? In my town alone they have about three grocery shops, one hairdresser and a bar. And the doormen at the bar turn the local people away most of the time.


All the ones I know do know English. They just pronounce U's with more emphasis than the Catholic church puts on Christmas and Easter combined.

For instance, the mobile media player, Microsoft's Zune... instead of saying Zu(u pronounced "ew")ne, they say Zooooooooooon!!!!!11111eleventyones!

It makes me want to punch them in the mouth, even when they're not talking.

They speak broken English here. They know all the basics. But for example, if you're in a restaurant with Poles working and you want to deviate away from the menu ever so slightly, that begins a five or ten minute explaining ordeal.

MoonChild69
04-02-2008, 08:50 PM
I prefer my man to be naked, with a raging hard-on.

KommieKat
04-02-2008, 10:06 PM
I prefer my man to be naked, with a raging hard-on.


What if that "raging hard-on" was nothing more than an over-sized wart?:yociexpress06:

MoonChild69
04-02-2008, 10:15 PM
What if that "raging hard-on" was nothing more than an over-sized wart?:yociexpress06:

No, that would be out of the question. Why? Do you have an oversized wart?

:yociexp37:

Josie
04-02-2008, 10:17 PM
Do you have an oversized wart?

He is an oversized wart.

Pinkslit
04-03-2008, 01:50 AM
I prefer my man to be naked, with a raging hard-on.

I prefer your man when he is naked, with a raging hard-on too. :khi7h:

MoonChild69
04-04-2008, 10:01 AM
I prefer your man when he is naked, with a raging hard-on too. :khi7h:

Sorry Pink.. I'm not sharing this one.

Jenn
04-04-2008, 06:47 PM
The crime rate dropped by 40% in Poland when they started coming over here to Ireland.

Wow, where I live has a lot of polish people and they are all high class, hard working people. And most of them migrated here from Poland. I never knew of them to be trouble makers or anything like that. Then again, I only see what I see. Down here, it's mainly African americans who cause all of the trouble.

Celtic Crusher
04-05-2008, 04:24 AM
Wow, where I live has a lot of polish people and they are all high class, hard working people. And most of them migrated here from Poland. I never knew of them to be trouble makers or anything like that. Then again, I only see what I see. Down here, it's mainly African americans who cause all of the trouble.

America has much stricter policies about letting outsiders in to the country. And rightfully so. There is very poor control on this in Ireland at the most.

A lot of them do come here to work and keep to themselves. But like every group, they have their bunch of fuck heads too.

The whole back street of my town has been taken over by them. They've even started telling old Irish people to move out of their houses because the street is theirs now.

A few months ago in the neighbouring town, a few Pollacks assaulted a young woman with iron bars. And they weren't using the bars to hit her, if you know what I mean.

Well, that's this rant over for now. Besides, it's the blacks and the Cheque Republicans that really piss me off.

Jenn
04-05-2008, 07:04 PM
America has much stricter policies about letting outsiders in to the country. And rightfully so. There is very poor control on this in Ireland at the most.

A lot of them do come here to work and keep to themselves. But like every group, they have their bunch of fuck heads too.

The whole back street of my town has been taken over by them. They've even started telling old Irish people to move out of their houses because the street is theirs now.

A few months ago in the neighbouring town, a few Pollacks assaulted a young woman with iron bars. And they weren't using the bars to hit her, if you know what I mean.

Well, that's this rant over for now. Besides, it's the blacks and the Cheque Republicans that really piss me off.

Oh wow, I feel so sorry for that woman who was assaulted. =(

Titty
04-05-2008, 10:50 PM
Polish chicks are hawt.

Pinkslit
04-06-2008, 12:09 AM
Polish chicks are hawt.


...and stink...and have hairy armpits!!!

Titty
04-06-2008, 12:14 AM
...and stink...and have hairy armpits!!!

Nuh uh!!

Pinkslit
04-06-2008, 02:45 AM
Nuh uh!!

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/8624/ha1ap4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Polar Bear
04-06-2008, 06:43 AM
^ I've seen better.

Amythist
04-06-2008, 10:52 AM
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/8624/ha1ap4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Now that is just wrong!

mcsmc
04-06-2008, 11:11 AM
Now that is just wrong!

But you could totally photoshop the hair out of it and use it for bation material.

4nik8
04-06-2008, 12:20 PM
A woman that is dressed with style.
ie nice suit/skirt combo, hair up and glasses on for effect.

A nurse does it for me too.

Pinkslit
04-06-2008, 02:26 PM
A nurse does it for me too.

Thank you darling. xxx

Cúchulainn
04-11-2008, 11:29 AM
Chains. I like bitches in chains with a little bit of leather. *Nods* Chained to my wall in the basement. So they can be me sex toy.

I love chloroform.

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