Penis Envy.

[CrAnIuM]

Nah .. this thread is NOT about penis envy, not really.


So yeah, I'm looking to decentralize some moderation controls.

In simpler terms this means I will assign a MOD to each of the main sub forums.

So if you would like to help moderate either the Green Zone, Red Zone or the Free Fire zone then simply send me a PM with your interwebs resume and a reason why you want the job, please specify the Zone you are applying for.


Who may apply:

Members with MORE than 100 posts.

Members that visit the forum on a daily, or near daily basis.

Members with a modest amount of intelligence and the ability to understand complex instructions.

Members that can act on a non personal basis and not take advantage of the position.


This moderator position will NOT have the full set of mod tools that a forum wide moderator has. The sub forum mod will only have controls for the particular sub forum they are responsible for.

[CrAnIuM]

Well fuck you guys then ...

[Sittingrumpy]

Give it time man...

[CrAnIuM]

Q : What is an interweb resume?

A: An interweb resume is a short history of you and your time in the E-world.

You may include any forums you have been a part of. Special bonus to those that have Mod before.

[CrAnIuM]

Thanks for the applications I have received so far.

I will let this run for another week or so, then notify the persons of interest.

[NiBBler]

Members with a modest amount of intelligence and the ability to understand complex instructions.


Pfft... no need for me to apply, I would be rejected because I am overqualified.

[CrAnIuM]

Pfft... no need for me to apply, I would be rejected because I am overqualified.


Splain yo sef.

[Josie]

I'm here every day... but I don't know a damn thing about mod controls :(

[CrAnIuM]

I'm here every day... but I don't know a damn thing about mod controls :(

You can learn.

They are limited.

Its easy.

Stop being a tard.

[NiBBler]

Splain yo sef.
It was a joke.






See what I mean?

[Scarlet]

It was a joke.


I got your joke.
It's a pity those with limited and modest amounts of intelligence can't.

[CrAnIuM]

I got your joke.
It's a pity those with limited and modest amounts of intelligence can't.



Stop lying.

Her response was enigmatic and obtuse.

[Scarlet]

Stop lying.

Her response was enigmatic and obtuse.

*Translation....I STILL don't get the joke.

[NiBBler]

I got your joke.
It's a pity those with limited and modest amounts of intelligence can't.
Yep, yep.


**You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Scarlet again.

[Titty]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd308/cuppycakeeeee/funny/funny.gif

[Negativecool]

So if you would like to help moderate either the Green Zone, Red Zone or the Free Fire zone then simply send me a PM with your interwebs resume and a reason why you want the job, please specify the Zone you are applying for.


Who may apply:

Members with MORE than 100 posts.

Members that visit the forum on a daily, or near daily basis.

Members with a modest amount of intelligence and the ability to understand complex instructions.

Members that can act on a non personal basis and not take advantage of the position.


This moderator position will NOT have the full set of mod tools that a forum wide moderator has. The sub forum mod will only have controls for the particular sub forum they are responsible for.
http://www.fivedigits.net/pix/phun/itsatrap.jpg

[Cúchulainn]

Yeah, not me. I'd fucking instaban Kommie.

[Negativecool]

I'd want to be moderator of the Green Zone. There's so much opportunity for ambiguity and personal interpretation that I could easily abuse power and still be justified.

[CrAnIuM]

I'd want to be moderator of the Green Zone. There's so much opportunity for ambiguity and personal interpretation that I could easily abuse power and still be justified.

The green zone is very clearly defined, I seriously do not see why you tards have so many issues with it.

[Scarlet]

The green zone is very clearly defined, I seriously do not see why you tards have so many issues with it.

Agreed. Anyone familiar with the rules can Mod the Green Zone (or any zone) If you understand where the boundaries are, and know when someone crosses that invisible line, then it is very simple.

[Mr. D]

I vote for KommieKat.

[Titty]

I seriously do not see why you tards have so many issues with it.

The Green Zone tried to touch me where I pee.

[CrAnIuM]

Pfft ,,,,,

I'll add the forum mods and post the rules for forum mods this weekend.

[Titty]

Pfft ,,,,,

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj91/THEALCORNS1998/FUNNY.jpg

[Scarlet]

Pfft ,,,,,

I'll add the forum mods and post the rules for forum mods this weekend.

I wanna be Porn Queen...um...I mean Porn Mod.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3606/whatrudoing.jpg (http://img190.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whatrudoing.jpg)

[CrAnIuM]

I wanna be Porn Queen...um...I mean Porn Mod.



Actually ... I will consider it.

[Titty]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q166/itwastheturtles/squidward.jpg

[Negativecool]

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj91/THEALCORNS1998/FUNNY.jpg

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q166/itwastheturtles/squidward.jpg
Soooo.....



Were these your formal applications?

[Scarlet]

I'll add the forum mods and post the rules for forum mods this weekend.

Any progress or are you all tuckered out from ploughing your paddocks?

[CrAnIuM]

Any progress or are you all tuckered out from ploughing your paddocks?


Yeah today was complete "me" time.

I'll do this thing on Sunday.

[CrAnIuM]

Yeah, my bad .....

I zapped my PM inbox by mistake ... please submit name and forum desired again.


K thnx .. byeee !

[CrAnIuM]

I have to wait a day more on this because I have not received enough requests.

[Scarlet]

I have to wait a day more on this because I have not received enough requests.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/245/47379983.jpg (http://img199.imageshack.us/my.php?image=47379983.jpg)








Just joking.

[Titty]

http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv21/subrata01_2009/dickhead.jpg

[CrAnIuM]

Yeah, I've selected the Forum mods ..

I need a while to make all the adjustments to the mod controls, as well as write a Do and Do not list for each.