Thoughts To Ponder

[Pinkslit]

1. What's the difference between a novel and a book?
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
3. If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
4. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
5. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
6. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
7. Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
8. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
9. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
10. If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
11. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
12. Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
13. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
14. How is chess considered a sport?
15. If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
16. If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
17. If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
18. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

[Absinthe]

19. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
20. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
21. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
22. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
23. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
24. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
25. How come there aren't B batteries?
26. How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
27. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
28. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
29. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
30. Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
31. Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
32. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
33. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
34. What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

[Scabman]

8. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Answer: The patient.
Reason: There is no reason to try to help a dead person, now is it?

[Pinkslit]

Answer: The patient.
Reason: There is no reason to try to help a dead person, now is it?

The Doctor may be able to be rescucitated. Would you leave your workmate to death without at least trying to revive him?
If there was no reason to help a dead person then CPR and other practices would be obsolete.

[Pinkslit]

35. Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

[Absinthe]

35. Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Hahaha


36. Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

[Shade]

1. What's the difference between a novel and a book?
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
3. If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
4. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
5. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
6. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
7. Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
8. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
9. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
10. If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
11. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
12. Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
13. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
14. How is chess considered a sport?
15. If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
16. If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
17. If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
18. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

There is none. But it's generally believed that a novel has more pages and is writen far more elequently. Popular colture has completely distroyed the meaining

Yes. They still show the movie. Because someone might come in late, and there is no downside to showing it.

Because evolutionary paths are based on envirements. The monkeys that didnt most of been in an envirement where they didnt need to evolve. IE: Pricks house

cause she is a girl

It's put in the refrence section, along with books of angels and the like

Because spongebob needed to be unique. The purpose of the show was to make him a completely unique character

no clue

the patient....part of the medicle oath

Because we like to scare the shit out of our children!!!!

no

no

no

The rest of the questions all sucked

[4nik8]

37. What happened to Preparations A-G?

[Pinkslit]

38. How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

[4nik8]

39. Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
40. Why they call the airport "a terminal" if flying is supposedly so safe?
41. Why the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, but can't he fix a hole in a boat?
42. Why it is when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
43. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
44. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
45. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
46. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
47. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

[Josie]

The Doctor may be able to be rescucitated. Would you leave your workmate to death without at least trying to revive him?
If there was no reason to help a dead person then CPR and other practices would be obsolete.

In ^that^ case, the doctor would have to be pronounced dead after all options for resuscitation(sp) were exhausted, so saying that the doctor died and needs to be worked on is ridiculous.

It would make sense if it read:

"If a doctor suddenly started dying while performing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?"

In which case, he would probably be taken to another OR and worked on by different doctors or flown to another hospital with available doctors.

[Pinkslit]

In ^that^ case, the doctor would have to be pronounced dead after all options for resuscitation(sp) were exhausted, so saying that the doctor died and needs to be worked on is ridiculous.

It would make sense if it read:

"If a doctor suddenly started dying while performing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?"

In which case, he would probably be taken to another OR and worked on by different doctors or flown to another hospital with available doctors.

It would make less sense if the Doctor was performing surgery on himself...would the other Doctors work on the Doctor or the patient.

Fuck it...I'm giving myself a headache. :yociexpress09:

[Pinkslit]

48. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

[Shade]

48. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?


yes. The exception to the exception to the rule are retards. They are always the exception to the exception of the rule. Think about it. No one can get into this school! well the exception is that one guy who busts his ass right? Well retards can try as hard as they want, but they wont ever get into that film school. Thus Retards will never be able to actually do something amazing. Isn't that right Incognito? I mean when was the last time you heard of a retard doing something extrondary. Not to them mind you, but to anyone? It's always like joe-joe flipped a burger! YAY!!! dude a trained monkey can flip a burger. The fact is you never hear a retard become preside...ahhh shit....there goes that arguement. Nope, No exception to the excption of the rule. Bush proves that.

[Scabman]

49. Why is the Caps Lock key not in All Caps?

[Pinkslit]

50. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

[Shade]

If the god was so high and mighty and loving why didnt he just kick the shit out of the devil and make everyone go to heaven?

[Josie]

49. Why is the Caps Lock key not in All Caps?

Because it also works to take Caps Lock off?

[Josie]

If the god was so high and mighty and loving why didnt he just kick the shit out of the devil and make everyone go to heaven?

Several options:




Everyone needs a place for the in-laws.
Everyone needs a trash can.
Eternity needs a little cruel entertainment?

[Scabman]

Because it also works to take Caps Lock off?

Nuh uh, if you take Caps Lock on, you don't take it off. It's like the Chuck Norris of keys.

[mcsmc]

You asked, I'll answer.


19. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Simple... think of it, "drive" and "way", so it's a way to somewhere to drive. Same thing with parkway -- parkways are a way to someplace to park.


20. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?

A train station is where trains are able to do a lot more than stop. Trains do the most switching around (cars, tracks, etc.) at train stations. Work stops at workstations, but it also starts, and there's a lot of switching around with work at workstations as well. It's called multitasking.


21. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

A fax is worth a thousand phone calls. Take, for instance, a Power of Attorney. You can call someone until you're blue in the face trying to take care of someone else's business, but if you fax that PoA over, it will get done!


22. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Of course. Mimes are able to hear and speak, they just perform silent acts for entertainment. They're perfectly capable of talking, and do talk, when not performing. This question would've been better if the word "mute" was used instead of "mime".


23. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?

Because when your account overdraws, or even sticks at zero and they reject transactions, that's extra work for the bank, so they charge for it. Overdrawing costs more because the bank's actually lending you their money which could be better spent (for them) elsewhere, so they're definitely going to charge you for that.


24. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

You don't have to. It's a secret money making scheme.


25. How come there aren't B batteries?

Actually, there are. They're just not commonly used in everyday consumer products.


26. How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

They are put there either by people that walk on the grass to put them there. Why is this such a hard thing to fathom? The signs are there so the grass doesn't get trampled by a ton of people. One person walking on grass will hardly affect it, while hundreds of repeated feet hitting and sliding on the grass day after day will ruin the grass.


27. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Love and lingerie are unrelated. Stupid question.


28. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

Pencils are rated according to darkness/graphite density. Number one pencils are darker than number two's, number two pencils are most popular because they last longer and are sufficient for most tasks.


29. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

You sure can. Dry ice is actually solidified carbon dioxide. You won't get clean from that bath, though.


30. Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?

No, unless your job includes illegal activities.


31. Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

Do you realize how dusty the air would be if all of the dirt wasn't in and on the ground?


32. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

You could refer to any number of other dictionaries. There are many different dictionaries published annually.


33. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

There's no reason to believe mosquitoes were on the Ark. Mosquitoes thrive in and around water.


34. What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

They were formulas that didn't make the final taste test.

[KommieKat]

Someones being a smart ass again.

[Manis_B]

how can a door be a jar?

[mcsmc]

Someones being a smart ass again.

I sincerely hope you're not referring to me. I simply provided honest, real answers.

[Amythist]

Someones being a smart ass again.jealous much???

[Pinkslit]

how can a door be a jar?

ahahaha :10_003:

[mcsmc]

Ask/answer continued!


1. What's the difference between a novel and a book?

Books can be about anything. Novels are fiction involving a complete story, often about one main character and several related characters.


2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?Sometimes yes, sometimes no. It depends on the theatre/cinema. However, shows on cable/satellite play no matter how many people have their TVs on and tuned to that channel, so why can't movie theatres be the same?


3. If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?First of all, that's a big "if", but assuming the case from an evolutionist viewpoint, they are still here because of the same reason all other animals are still here -- because they haven't faced a challenge yet that has completely eliminated their species.


4. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?Anyone that's been to a real beach can attest to the fact that not only are great looking sea shells hard to find, but often the ones sold have been cleaned and polished using methods not easy to reproduce by the common person.


5. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?These days, libraries are more organized than just having two categories of books. Bibles are put in the religious reference section, but ultimately, it would be considered non-fiction. However, the Quran and all other "holy texts" are included along with the Bible in this section.


6. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?First of all, it's a cartoon. Secondly, people commonly reproduce children that look nothing like either parent. Genetics is more complicated than simple external features.


7. Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?Actually, these two sayings relate. When someone offers a penny for your thoughts, they only WANT a penny's worth. People give their two cents almost always when it ISN'T requested/wanted, and often it's at LEAST double of what anyone actually wanted to hear in the first place.


8. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?Since it's a surgical scene, the doctors involved aren't trained for immediate response to emergencies such as a sudden death. In this case, most likely a nurse would either respond to the troubled doctor, or page a doctor properly trained to do so, depending on the cause of death, assuming that the doctor was still able to be possibly saved.


9. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?A lot of Mother Goose nursery rhymes stem from a time period when there was a lot of heartbreaking problems (including the plague, smallpox, horses trampling people, etc.), and people found it easier to deal with these heartaches by making songs that made light of these terrible things. Current recitations are simply a tradition.


10. If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?No, they don't. And often, chefs wear paper hats instead of hairnets, anyway.


11. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?The same reason lawn mowers come with stickers saying that the blade can cause serious injury, loss of limb, or death, if you stick your hand in it while it's running. Because people don't think before they try to entertain themselves in dangerous ways these days.


12. Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?No, they don't.


13. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?Bubbles are the result of soap, and all soap results in a milky white appearance. Even soaps with dye in them lose the dye when stretched thin enough to form a bubble.


14. How is chess considered a sport?Actually, anything involving set rules and competition is considered a sport.


15. If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?It would be sent to whichever gender is listed on its identification records.


16. If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?Most of the time, no. Body hair isn't affected by chemo therapy except in extreme cases.


17. If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?They were originally made out of marble, and the name stuck.


18. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?He has someone else do it for him.

[KommieKat]

jealous much???


About what exactly?

Do we know eachother?

Some of his answers are worth something, the rest is nothing more than a reek of his reputation as a smartass that usually precedes him.

I've learned to walk the other direction just from the smell alone.

[Shade]

why are retards so damn funny

[mcsmc]

About what exactly?

Do we know eachother?

Some of his answers are worth something, the rest is nothing more than a reek of his reputation as a smartass that usually precedes him.

I've learned to walk the other direction just from the smell alone.


Awww shucks, buddha. You're so sweet and caring to me.

[Pinkslit]

51. If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?

[Josie]

Someones being a smart ass again.

Your children must hate you. You have this way of being vaguely condescending and smug that would make any hormonal teen lose their mind.

Dad? Is that you? :yociexp37:

[KommieKat]

Your children must hate you. You have this way of being vaguely condescending and smug that would make any hormonal teen lose their mind.

Dad? Is that you? :yociexp37:

Why.....why......you condescending..........urm............TERMITE!
Yes, you read it correctly! TERMITE!

You destroyer of handmade Swedish wood furniture! BLASPHEMER!

[mcsmc]

Why.....why......you condescending..........urm............TERMITE!
Yes, you read it correctly! TERMITE!

You destroyer of handmade Swedish wood furniture! BLASPHEMER!

The Swedish are the only people that hand make wood furniture?

Seriously dude, are you ever going to give up the opium?

[Josie]

Why.....why......you condescending..........urm............TERMITE!
Yes, you read it correctly! TERMITE!

You destroyer of handmade Swedish wood furniture! BLASPHEMER!

Termites are cute. And they're nutritious.

Are you trying to say you think I'm cute and want to eat me out? No thanks.

[mcsmc]

Termites are cute. And they're nutritious.

Are you trying to say you think I'm cute and want to eat me out? No thanks.

You sure know how to coax stomach contents into my throat. Anything sex-related referring to old people makes my butterflies crash into windows.

[Josie]

You sure know how to coax stomach contents into my throat. Anything sex-related referring to Pregnant Women makes my butterflies crash into windows.

:yociexpress09:




On a side-note... I hadn't visualized anything until this post... and now I've got a few very amusing images jumping around upstairs, hahaha

[KommieKat]

:yociexpress09:




On a side-note... I hadn't visualized anything until this post... and now I've got a few very amusing images jumping around upstairs, hahaha

Just keep in mind that they are YOUR images and not mine.

[Josie]

Just keep in mind that they are YOUR images and not mine.

Read what I quoted, you oaf.

[KommieKat]

Read what I quoted, you oaf.

I did.

The facts are: I did not "try to say" that I wanted to "eat me (you) out".

And..........

Before typing what you did, you HAD to visualize it first.
Most cases, thought comes before action.

So, that makes me safe on both counts.
You lose, sorry.

[Josie]

I did.

The facts are: I did not "try to say" that I wanted to "eat me (you) out".

And..........

Before typing what you did, you HAD to visualize it first.
Most cases, thought comes before action.

So, that makes me safe on both counts.
You lose, sorry.

No. You are stupid. When I quoted mcsmc, it had nothing to do with you.

When I quoted YOU, like I am now. It had to do with you. Also, it was a joke, and I hadn't pictured anything. It was just a play on words.

:yociexp109:

[Pinkslit]

I wonder if Josie would let ME eat her out.:yociexp37:

[KommieKat]

No. You are stupid. When I quoted mcsmc, it had nothing to do with you.

When I quoted YOU, like I am now. It had to do with you. Also, it was a joke, and I hadn't pictured anything. It was just a play on words.

:yociexp109:

And YOU'RE a bitch. Nothing new with that.

Do use both a favor: If you're going to be an asshole, keep it to yourself.
I don't want to see you suffer so.
Ignoring me is your best option.:laluot_06:

[Josie]

You sure know how to coax stomach contents into my throat. Anything sex-related referring to Pregnant Women makes my butterflies crash into windows.

^this is what the quote I responded to with the below said^


:yociexpress09:




On a side-note... I hadn't visualized anything until this post... and now I've got a few very amusing images jumping around upstairs, hahaha

See? You're panties are tied around your nuts a bit too tightly today. Unwind, READ, relax. Yay!


Read what I quoted, you oaf.

Oh yes, then there was this... which you still didn't get. I s'pose I shouldn't be surprised seeing as I'm MULTIQUOTING right now. Whoa. And, wow, I'm using Firefox.


And YOU'RE a bitch. Nothing new with that.

Butthurt much?


Do use both a favor

Do use both of what? My hands? Because I am. What are you using both of???


I don't want to see you suffer so.

Is this your attempt at ... scaring... me? *raises eyebrow* Buddha, I have news for you. You are neither scary nor do you make any sense.


Ignoring me is your best option.:laluot_06:

For you, maybe. But you're amusing to poke at. You're so stupid that you run in circles, then you get mad and start screaming obscenities. It's fangasmic!

[Josie]

I wonder if Josie would let ME eat her out.:yociexp37:

Without ever knowing what you look like? Pshaw! Of course not.

[Manis_B]

Without ever knowing what you look like? Pshaw! Of course not.

thats half the fun!

blindfolds...duh!

[Pinkslit]

Without ever knowing what you look like? Pshaw! Of course not.

So there is a chance if I reveal to you that I am a big fat ugly bulldyke Maori with hairy armpits and even hairier legs?

[Josie]

So there is a chance if I reveal to you that I am a big fat ugly bulldyke Maori with hairy armpits and even hairier legs?

Uh... :yociexp37:

[Pinkslit]

52. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why did they make a song about it?

[KommieKat]

^



For you, maybe. But you're amusing to poke at. You're so stupid that you run in circles, then you get mad and start screaming obscenities. It's fangasmic!

You're still a bitch and smartass.
I've tolerated your nonsense for some 2 years that we have been acquianted on the net and enough is enough.

1. I am not here to meet your preconcieved thinking.

2. I am not here to be one of your cool hip hippity hippster buddies.

3. I am not here to give you a hard time.


If you think for a moment that I am going to sit back and take your crap, think again, because I'm going to throw your medicine back at you and if you don't want that, than I see it best to cut down on the dosage.

If I recall correctly, it was you who said "I don't like you" out of the blue on some long lost forum some long lost past, yet I haven't forgotten nor forgiven.
I don't think I provoked you at any one time, period, yet you just HAVE to make a follow up when I don't even communicate directly with you.

Must be your prego hormones or something. You've either been preg or breast feeding these last 2 years which is your usual excuse for your embarressing outburst.

Does us BOTH a favor as little bunny here::laluot_21: but not too much please. It's not good to give developing embryos too much stimulation.
They just may grow an extra appendage on their feet or some other ghastly thing.

[Josie]

You're still a bitch and smartass.
I've tolerated your nonsense for some 2 years that we have been acquianted on the net and enough is enough.

1. I am not here to meet your preconcieved thinking.

2. I am not here to be one of your cool hip hippity hippster buddies.

3. I am not here to give you a hard time.


If you think for a moment that I am going to sit back and take your crap, think again, because I'm going to throw your medicine back at you and if you don't want that, than I see it best to cut down on the dosage.

If I recall correctly, it was you who said "I don't like you" out of the blue on some long lost forum some long lost past, yet I haven't forgotten nor forgiven.
I don't think I provoked you at any one time, period, yet you just HAVE to make a follow up when I don't even communicate directly with you.

Must be your prego hormones or something. You've either been preg or breast feeding these last 2 years which is your usual excuse for your embarressing outburst.

Does us BOTH a favor as little bunny here::laluot_21: but not too much please. It's not good to give developing embryos too much stimulation.
They just may grow an extra appendage on their feet or some other ghastly thing.

You. Have issues.

btw, you don't have to speak directly to me to display that you're a smokin' retard.

[KommieKat]

You. Have issues.

btw, you don't have to speak directly to me to display that you're a smokin' retard.


Your reputation follows you from one forum to the next like a cat follows a skank in heat.

Give it a fucking break already. You're obnoxious and boring.
Not a very good combination.

[mcsmc]

You're still a bitch and smartass.
I've tolerated your nonsense for some 2 years that we have been acquianted on the net and enough is enough.

1. I am not here to meet your preconcieved thinking.

2. I am not here to be one of your cool hip hippity hippster buddies.

3. I am not here to give you a hard time.


If you think for a moment that I am going to sit back and take your crap, think again, because I'm going to throw your medicine back at you and if you don't want that, than I see it best to cut down on the dosage.

If I recall correctly, it was you who said "I don't like you" out of the blue on some long lost forum some long lost past, yet I haven't forgotten nor forgiven.
I don't think I provoked you at any one time, period, yet you just HAVE to make a follow up when I don't even communicate directly with you.

Must be your prego hormones or something. You've either been preg or breast feeding these last 2 years which is your usual excuse for your embarressing outburst.

Does us BOTH a favor as little bunny here::laluot_21: but not too much please. It's not good to give developing embryos too much stimulation.
They just may grow an extra appendage on their feet or some other ghastly thing.

Bitter much? I thought Buddhists weren't supposed to be bitter. Hypocrite.


Your reputation follows you from one forum to the next like a cat follows a skank in heat.

Give it a fucking break already. You're obnoxious and boring.
Not a very good combination.

So now you're the person that determines other people's reputations? I don't think so, Corky.

[KommieKat]

Bitter much? I thought Buddhists weren't supposed to be bitter. Hypocrite.


We Buddhist will kick some ass when threatened. Haven't seen the news recently?:53_002:




So now you're the person that determines other people's reputations? I don't think so, Corky.

It means that if you think for a moment that I will take your crap, guess again.

Keep family members out of it, porky.

I have a right to judge anyones reputation as I see fit. You have nothing to be proud about.

[Pinkslit]

53. Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?

[mcsmc]

We Buddhist will kick some ass when threatened. Haven't seen the news recently?

That doesn't relate to holding grudges from things that happened (on the internet, no less) years ago. Please do try and keep up.



It means that if you think for a moment that I will take your crap, guess again.

No need. You take it, and the only thing you "retaliate" with is crying and whining.


Keep family members out of it, porky.

In the post IN THIS THREAD you just quoted, I didn't mention family members. Is it hard for you to separate posts and threads? It sure seems to be.


I have a right to judge anyones reputation as I see fit. You have nothing to be proud about.

Okay, then so do I. Your reputation is similar to that of Hank Davidson. Don't know who that is? That's because no one does. He's a nobody.

[Josie]

53. Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?

Because I don't own a remote? :after_boom:

[mcsmc]

Because I don't own a remote? :after_boom:

You're kidding...

[Josie]

You're kidding...

Ha. Nope. It's very amusing to go to friend's houses where they will literally search for a remote for 20-30 minutes to do some simple thing like TURN ON THE DVD player. *shakes head* People are so stupid.

I'll try to help and be like, "Well, I can just turn on the tv for you and do it over here if you want *gesturing towards tv and dvd stuff* "

NO!! I need to find the remote anyways, and then when the main menu comes up, I'll need it to start the movie anyways.

"You can push the play button on the player and it does the same thing."

Oh, well I need to find the remote anyways, so it's important that I do it now.
________

Hahahahaha! More like people have become so wedded to their crap that they resist any and all attempts to prove them unnecessary.

[mcsmc]

Ha. Nope. It's very amusing to go to friend's houses where they will literally search for a remote for 20-30 minutes to do some simple thing like TURN ON THE DVD player. *shakes head* People are so stupid.

I'll try to help and be like, "Well, I can just turn on the tv for you and do it over here if you want *gesturing towards tv and dvd stuff* "

NO!! I need to find the remote anyways, and then when the main menu comes up, I'll need it to start the movie anyways.

"You can push the play button on the player and it does the same thing."

Oh, well I need to find the remote anyways, so it's important that I do it now.
________

Hahahahaha! More like people have become so wedded to their crap that they resist any and all attempts to prove them unnecessary.

Haha, I agree that people DEPEND on remotes and such far more than they should.

In my house, we have a designated spot for the remotes when they're not being used, to eliminate the remote hunt time and energy waster. A few times, a couch cushion has caught one when we're actually using the TV, etc., but otherwise locating the remotes has been a non-issue. However, I'll be the first one to go directly to the device a remote controls if the device is a shorter distance from me than the remote, etc.

Remotes are supposed to be a convenience. When they are more inconvenient to use than not, that defeats the entire purpose of them. Unfortunately, most functions devices have nowadays are ONLY accessible via the remote, which I think is stupid. Oh well.

I still think it's crazy that you don't have any remotes for anything in your house. I probably have half a dozen or more.

[Pinkslit]

54. Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

[Pinkslit]

55. If you can see your breath outside on a cold day, could you see your fart?

[Shade]

Why is it so easy to kill someone, yet so hard to die accidently?

[Violet]

Why is it so easy to kill someone, yet so hard to die accidently?Umm.. How can anything accidental be difficult? If you're trying to die accidentally, it's no longer an accident.


You're a fucking wierdo, Shade.

[Pinkslit]

56. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

57. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

58. Is it possible to be totally partial?

59. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?

60. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

61. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

[Titty]

61. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

No. See Shade for proof.

[Shade]

No. See Shade for proof.

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