Valentine's Day

[NiBBler]

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What are your plans for Valentine's day? Have you picked out a present for that someone special or made special plans? Are you expecting something special in return?


Give some details.

[CrAnIuM]

Letting the poontang clean up after sex with the good double ply paper towels instead of Kleenex as usual.

Goddamn I'm such a sweetie sometimes.

[Absinthe]

Letting the poontang clean up after sex with the good double ply paper towels instead of Kleenex as usual.

Goddamn I'm such a sweetie sometimes.

Yeah... you are so awesome..... Weeee

[SlimSkeeter]

I'm working. Cuz I hate that holiday.

[Negativecool]

I don't even know what a valentine is, but I apparently have one and I'm supposed to give it things.

[NiBBler]

Letting the poontang clean up after sex with the good double ply paper towels instead of Kleenex as usual.

Goddamn I'm such a sweetie sometimes.

The giving of sex in a relationship is not a gift it is a requirement. Unless of course, you withhold it for long periods of time only for this purpose.

Use your imagination and give her something that you have not already given her again and again and again. Give something relaxing and thoughtful like a mini vacation just for her.

[CrAnIuM]

The giving of sex in a relationship is not a gift it is a requirement. Unless of course, you withhold it for long periods of time only for this purpose.

Use your imagination and give her something that you have not already given her again and again and again. Give something relaxing and thoughtful like a mini vacation just for her.


Every time I show her my junk it's like a trip to the Vatican with all the Oh God ! Oh God!

That woman is lucky I let her live here, pffft to yo gifts.

[Josie]

No plans. He'll probably pick up a card on his way home from work and some twizzlers or something.

[Absinthe]

Every time I show her my junk it's like a trip to the Vatican with all the Oh God ! Oh God!

That woman is lucky I let her live here, pffft to yo gifts.

You are mean... i don't like you very much right now...
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[CrAnIuM]

You are mean... i don't like you very much right now...
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You'll get over it ... or not.

Your alternative is to let the door hit you on the way out.

[SlimSkeeter]

This thread positively wreaks of romance.

[Absinthe]

You'll get over it ... or not.

Your alternative is to let the door hit you on the way out.


Well.... last time I checked, I am the one paying the MORTGAGE... and unlike you I do have a car that runs...

[CrAnIuM]

Well.... last time I checked, I am the one paying the MORTGAGE... and unlike you I do have a car that runs...


You do know ...I pee in your plants at night time while you sleep.

I hope they all die.

[SlimSkeeter]

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[Titty]

You do know ...I pee in your plants at night time while you sleep.

I hope they all die.

Are you sure you two aren't married?

[Absinthe]

You do know ...I pee in your plants at night time while you sleep.

I hope they all die.

Hhhhhmmmm..... maybe I should have cut the break lines instead of messing with the heater core...

[Titty]

Flowers, chocolates, kiss on the cheek, pat on the ass. The usual.

[Cúchulainn]

I'm sending my ex a mail bomb. The package itself will be fine, but I've packed the rusty nails and explosives in one of those heart-shaped chocolate boxes. She'll get to see the nails for about a second before it goes off.

[rammstein1861]

I am going to drink myself retarded and try to forget my useless existence.......no EMo though. Just lack of secks.

[Josie]

.no EMo though. Just lack of secks.

There's a difference?

[Negativecool]

There's a difference?
Emo's at least get buttsecks for valentine's day.

[Blood]

I'm going to go watch the new Friday the 13th movie with my fella, then after that we are going to go eat at this really good Mexican restaurant, after that probably sexin if nothing goes wrong on our date.

He surprised me with mini roses the day before yesterday...heres hoping they live longer than the last billion hes gotten me. haha
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[KommieKat]

I'll be doing the cooking.
She wants steak and Caesar salad. Maybe I'll BBQ the steak.

I was thinking roasting a whole chicken on the BBQ. I saw a Youtube vid and he used a can of beer inside the cavity. Looked interesting.

[Blood]

:yociexp115:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE8ClxVGHuk

[Scabman]

I gave this girl 18 roses last weekend so I can't fucking give her more flowers now, can I?
I was thinking of giving her a heart shaped mouse pad with a picture of my right ass cheek on, but that shit apparently takes time to make. So I say, fuck it.

[SlimSkeeter]

Emo's at least get buttsecks for valentine's day.

God damn it....whats below Emo? :yociexp34:

[Mamba]

Shit. Completely forgot to buy something. And I went for a few drinks tonight after work, so completely understandable that I would have forgotten, right¿???

Damn, must send e-card or something.

[KommieKat]

Ok, we just finished our dinner.

I BBQ'd two steaks. After spicing them up with salt, pepper, garlic, cumin, chili powder and taramic, I placed those puppies directly over the fire for a few.
Later, I put them aside on the grill, out of the fire, to simmer for another few.

As that was going, I made a Ceasar Salad.....

Dressing:
1 Egg yolk
White wine vinegar
salt
pepper
garlic
anchovey
parmasen
olive oil
Werchestire sauce

Salad:
Romain lettuce
artichoke hearts
tomato
smoked salmon

Dessert was a Banana/Strawberry/Blueberry Smoothie.
Last but not least, was a hearst shape box of chocolates.


Now, I'm I getting teh sex tonight or what!

[NiBBler]

My Valentine's day was sweet. I spent my day shopping with my children and just hanging out with them until they went to their dad's. Then I spent my evening out with family having dinner and laughs.

I was given two homemade cards, one by my eight year old and one by my six year old. Their childish handwriting and crayon drawings made my heart tighten the way a valentine from a lover has yet to do. I remember past valentines where I was given chocolates, flowers, and expensive gifts that held no meaning and left me feeling disappointed, memories that leave me with no regrets about what I am supposedly missing out on now.

Yesterday reminded me again of what my life really is about and how much I appreciate and cherish my children and my family.

Hope everyone had a great Valentine's Day.

[CrAnIuM]

Hi, I'm shallow and pedantic. My kids come first and you can fuck off if you have a problem with that.

^^

Resembles most profiles on dating sites, when one uses the search string of : Divorced+woman+ desperate+high maintenance.

[KommieKat]

Last but not least, was a hearst shape box of chocolates.

Surprised no on got this.
Hearst. Hearst shape box of chocolates. Not good. Not good at all.

[NiBBler]

Divorced+woman+ desperate+high maintenance.

If being labeled incorrectly as such is the price I have to pay for my sanity, then so be it. Knowing the statement is coming from such a cynical hard ass, discredits it validity and it's power to affect me. Think what you will.

[Gravy]

I fucked my girlfriend against the window of our 74th-floor apartment in World Tower.

Before this was my little sister's wedding/reception. After this was even more mass alcohol consumption at the casino with my brother and uncle.

I woke up at 2121hrs Sunday, such was the level of my hangover!

[Assinhat]

I worked my ass off.
The boss got pizza and beer after.
Life is good.

[MoonChild69]

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[Cúchulainn]

Yah, my Valentine's Day sucked. It was full of beer and fail.

[Amythist]

I spent 12 hours driving in my car moving to Minnesota. I would say it sucked ass. However on a good note I guess I can say I moved in with my man on V-day. I drove me car. He drove da moving truck....Fucking truck company only had 2 seater trucks so we couldnt use the tow dolly for my car being my kiddo needed to be buckled in his car seat. Ughh... We are gonna do the V-day thing this Fri. So I suppose I will report back then..heheh Hope everyone had a good one!

[SlimSkeeter]

I spent 12 hours driving in my car moving to Minnesota. I would say it sucked ass. However on a good note I guess I can say I moved in with my man on V-day. I drove me car. He drove da moving truck....Fucking truck company only had 2 seater trucks so we couldnt use the tow dolly for my car being my kiddo needed to be buckled in his car seat. Ughh... We are gonna do the V-day thing this Fri. So I suppose I will report back then..heheh Hope everyone had a good one!

I suppose someone is gonna call me jealous for this one too, but oh well: Congratulations, I'm happy for ya. 'skinda sweet, moving in on V-Day.

[NiBBler]

I suppose someone is gonna call me jealous for this one too,
I would call you a hopeless romantic.

[SlimSkeeter]

I would call you a hopeless romantic.

Not hopeless. It just tickles my fancy when people make a go at beating the odds.

[Amythist]

Thanks ya much Skeeter!

[SlimSkeeter]

Thanks ya much Skeeter!

Yer welcome, sexy.