Porn Movies

[Scarlet]

I cannot stand them. I feel they are boring, monotonous and usually with a shit storyline,if any at all. Who wants to watch a woman sucking on a guy for 30 minutes or a guy humping a babe for 5 minutes? Admittedly, some of the more "unusual" or "specialised"clips are of a passing interest.
Often when I attend a party the host/hostess puts on a porn dvd to incite interest but apart from the odd guy nobody seems to watch. Put on a live show with 2 girls at each other then everyones attention is riveted on them. Same when a girl masturbates herself, guys (and a lot of women) seem to be fascinated, but who wants to watch 30 minutes of it on a tape? Not me.
Do you watch porn?
Do you prefer a specialised topic?
Or would you rather just have the "real" thing?

[Zollo]

3 maybe 4 min. I'm done.
You watch them for more than just masterbation?
Why?

[Scarlet]

3 maybe 4 min. I'm done.
You watch them for more than just masterbation?
Why?

Sometimes I will hunt a topic that has a passing interest eg, eskimo girl. I will then watch a few movies on that subject.
If it has a good storyline, like some of the old classics then I will watch it right through to the end.
I dont just watch them for masturbation stimulation.

[Zollo]

I find once I blow a load, I loose all interest.

[CrAnIuM]

I find once I blow a load, I loose all interest.


Bet your date does too.


BAM !

[NiBBler]

Bet your date does too.


BAM !
^^^^ LMAO

[Zollo]

^^^^ LMAO

WELL?

[Scarlet]

I find once I blow a load, I loose all interest.

Do you only watch them to get yourself off?

[Scarlet]

Bet your date does too.


BAM !

That was funny :10_003:

[Zollo]

Do you only watch them to get yourself off?

If I was with some one why would I watch a movie?
I need to do my deal before she looses interest.

[Scarlet]

If I was with some one why would I watch a movie?
I need to do my deal before she looses interest.

Lots of couples watch movies together.
Why would she quickly lose interest in you? Do you have a quick firing mechanism?

[NiBBler]

I have only watched true porn a few times with a partner. I could not really get interested because my attention was focused on other things, lol. But, I have browsed some clips online that were mind boggling. I am amazed by some of the things people are willing to indulge in and I must admit I have seen a few things that I now want to try.

I have never seen live porn but I don’t think that would be my thing. Too personal.

I would have to vote for the “real” thing.

[Scarlet]

I am amazed by some of the things people are willing to indulge in and I must admit I have seen a few things that I now want to try.


One of my points too. If I hear about something new then I Google it to see whats involved. There are a few things that I am very willing to try now, some are things that I thought were too kinky in the past.

[CrAnIuM]

I have seen a few things that I now want to try. .


In case anyone missed that. ^^

[Zollo]

Why would she quickly lose interest in you? Do you have a quick firing mechanism?

No, just am not willing to pay extra to watch a movie..

[NiBBler]

One of my points too. If I hear about something new then I Google it to see whats involved. There are a few things that I am very willing to try now, some are things that I thought were too kinky in the past.Sex in the norm is boring. I don't mean bad, just ordinary. Over the last couple of years, I have developed a couple of fetishes to spice up my sex life. I picked up an idea or two from the internet which when tried were fun. Porn can be educational.:matrix:

[NiBBler]

In case anyone missed that. ^^Continuing education is a must for personal growth.

[Mamba]

Watching porn is fun for a quick turn on.

[funeeman]

I tried to study for my first sexual encounter by watching some 80's porn. I was slightly intimidated because my dick wasn't 34 inches long but figured what the hey. . .I'd give it a go. I finally got some chick to say she's have sex with me and I quickly learned one thing.

Do not thrust your ass clear back in your pumping action. While I didn't have a "porn dick", she didn't have "porn puss" and as a result the easy reinsertion of your dick back into her less than gaping wide vagina at 99 mph isn't going to happen. I ended up with my dick nearly broke and her loins were throbbing for a new reason.

[NiBBler]

Watching porn is fun for a quick turn on.Who wants quick? :yociexp37:

[CrAnIuM]

Continuing education is a must for personal growth.


I don't need to take a class to know that I will not enjoy shoving pine cones up my lover's ass.

[NiBBler]

I don't need to take a class to know that I will not enjoy shoving pine cones up my lover's ass.
You need to stay out of the trees.

[Scarlet]

I don't need to take a class to know that I will not enjoy shoving pine cones up my lover's ass.

Some of us might enjoy you doing that to us.

[Mamba]

Some of us might enjoy you doing that to us.

Speak for yourself! That's horrible.

[Mamba]

Who wants quick? :yociexp37:

...If you're horny, you're horny.

[Scarlet]

Some of us might enjoy you doing that to us.

Yes, a pinecone would be horrible, but there are other things.

[Zollo]

I don't need to take a class to know that I will not enjoy shoving pine cones up my lover's ass.

If it was an apple, it would warrent another "drive by", from nebe

[Scarlet]

Sex in the norm is boring. I don't mean bad, just ordinary.

I agree with you in this one. It does lose it's flavour very quickly and new additions must be found to make it appealing. Whether its new partners or new methods, the excitement must be maintained.

[Scabman]

I only masturbate to efukt (http://www.efukt.com) and I often put it on at parties and other social gatherings.
For some reason, people tend to coin me as "the weirdo" afterwards.

[NiBBler]

I only masturbate to efukt (\"http://www.efukt.com\") and I often put it on at parties and other social gatherings.
For some reason, people tend to coin me as \"the weirdo\" afterwards.*FLOPPING ON FLOOR IN SEIZURES* Thanks, now I am ruined.

[Zollo]

Yes, a pinecone would be horrible, but there are other things.

such as? coat hanger? :yociexp63:

[SittinGrumpy]

You have to spice it up, esp if you have been married as long as I have; otherwise you become one of those non-sex marriages!

[NiBBler]

You have to spice it up, esp if you have been married as long as I have; otherwise you become one of those non-sex marriages!
And then you die.

[Scabman]

Thanks

My pleasure.

[Scarlet]

Not long into my marriage my hubby and I decided a movie of us making love would be exciting to watch.
Who to ask to film us? Not family or friends. So a discreet ad in an out of town newspaper. Lots of replies but only 2 that seemed sincere. They both turned out to be sickos who wanted to join in, they were ejected, so no movie ever filmed. Just as well because after our divorce hubby would have plastered the movie all over the internet. I've seen some of these ex girlfriend/ex wife sites, and people think women are spiteful, you men are far worse.

[SittinGrumpy]

Not long into my marriage my hubby and I decided a movie of us making love would be exciting to watch.
Who to ask to film us? Not family or friends. So a discreet ad in an out of town newspaper. Lots of replies but only 2 that seemed sincere. They both turned out to be sickos who wanted to join in, they were ejected, so no movie ever filmed. Just as well because after our divorce hubby would have plastered the movie all over the internet. I've seen some of these ex girlfriend/ex wife sites, and people think women are spiteful, you men are far worse.

You know, you can use tripodes and record it yourself...

[NiBBler]

You know, you can use tripodes and record it yourself...I think maybe they wanted a third party.

[Scarlet]

You know, you can use tripodes and record it yourself...

We were poor and didn't think of that anyhow. I'm unsure if you would be able to get "close ups" either.

[Scarlet]

I think maybe they wanted a third party.

Not then, but a 3some would be heavenly now. I only need 2 more people.

[Zollo]

We were poor and didn't think of that anyhow. I'm unsure if you would be able to get "close ups" either.

Could have sold it on "bum fights"

[NiBBler]

Not then, but a 3some would be heavenly now. I only need 2 more people.Let's go get some popcorn and make a movie.

[Josie]

Man, pornos are like plastic sex - totally fake... and not fun at all. Now... a home movie? That could be fun :)

[Scarlet]

Let's go get some popcorn and make a movie.

Hell yes. Will you be the leading lady or me?

[SlimSkeeter]

Man, pornos are like plastic sex - totally fake... and not fun at all. Now... a home movie? That could be fun :)

Taking volunteers? *raises hand* OOO pick me!!

[Negativecool]

In case anyone missed that. ^^
Ass to mouth loving whore confirmed!

[NiBBler]

Hell yes. Will you be the leading lady or me?ME! Now kiss my nipples.

[Zollo]

ME! Now kiss my nipples.

Slice off and feed to the dogs

[SittinGrumpy]

I have never been into watching porn. I think the reason was the first one I ever watched had a plot...there is no plot to fucking lololol

[SittinGrumpy]

Ass to mouth loving whore confirmed!

What the hell are you talking about?

[Zollo]

What the hell are you talking about?

Ass fucked then str8 to your mouth...? Ass to mouth, get it....

[SittinGrumpy]

Ass fucked then str8 to your mouth...? Ass to mouth, get it....

I get what he is saying but who was he saying it to......


Ass to mouth loving whore confirmed!

who is the whore confirmed?

[Scarlet]

ME! Now kiss my nipples.

I have been waiting for you to say that. :yociexp77:

[Scarlet]

Ass fucked then str8 to your mouth...? Ass to mouth, get it....

That is disgraceful. Who would do that and why? Yukkie.

[Zollo]

That is disgraceful. Who would do that and why? Yukkie.
Ask peache

[Scarlet]

Ask peache
No, I refuse to know.

[NiBBler]

That is disgraceful. Who would do that and why? Yukkie.
I think it was said that I would do such a thing. I am hurt.

[Scarlet]

I think it was said that I would do such a thing. I am hurt.

If you said it then there must have been a good reason.
If you didnt say it then I can understand your pain.

[Zollo]

I think it was said that I would do such a thing. I am hurt.

Next time take your time... I believe it wont hurt as much

[SittinGrumpy]

Next time take your time... I believe it wont hurt as much

what do you know about that?

[Scarlet]

what do you know about that?

Do you think he has...*gasp* ...tried it?

[Blood]

Porno's are so damned fake and unlikely that it almost becomes comical to watch.
I mostly do a mystery science theater 3000 and just sit there with my fella and do voice overs for all of the actors. hehe

But seriously, nothing beats voyeur/viral/amateur porno's, with those you still get the reality element that i find most porno's lack these days.

Oh, and efukt FTW! It's my favorite too and i watch something off their every single day....i guess my fella checked my search history and now thinks I'm a total freak. =/