How did you get your screen name?

[SittinGrumpy]

My sn is Sittingrumpy...sittin grumpy...

I am American Indian and one day my best friend and I were outside smoking, someone asked what my Indian name was and my best friend spoke up and said...cant you tell, its Sitting Grumpy.

So what's your story?

[Amythist]

I like the stone amethyst. I just chose to spell it differently cause I like it that way. That is about it...

[SlimSkeeter]

Whats a Screen Name? this is the name given to me by the gods on the day of my creation as I sprang fully formed from the navel of a cow, as the only begotten son of the forgotten god Cthulhu.

seriously, though. My nickname has always been skeeter, and when Eminem came out with that "real slim shady" stuff he looked at me and said, "Guess that makes you The Real Slim Skeeter"

[CrAnIuM]

I dunno.

[NiBBler]

Mine story is boring. New beginning for me. That was two years ago and I think I need a new one but it's too much trouble to change.

Any ideas?

1# PinksPet
2# PricksPet


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[SittinGrumpy]

Mine story is boring. New beginning for me. That was two years ago and I think I need a new one but it's too much trouble to change.

Any ideas?

1# PinksPet
2# PricksPet


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How about PinkyPrickPet? lol

[NiBBler]

Leave me out of it.
If you want to go with PricksPulsatingPussy then that's fine. :yociexpress09:Yeah sure.. new chick on the scene and you dump me. Fine.

[SittinGrumpy]

Yeah sure.. new chick on the scene and you dump me. Fine.

OMG how did I get put in the middle!!!!

:yociexp34:

[NiBBler]

OMG how did I get put in the middle!!!!

:yociexp34:Hussy!

[SittinGrumpy]

Hussy!

Bite me lolol I told her you didnt like to share...

[Josie]

Josie is the name of a Balinese kitty I used to have as a pet. She is still living in Austin, but with another family who she knew very well before moving in with. I started using her name as a sn when my brother moved to AK and commented that he couldn't remember any of my emails or screennames because he had no reference for them.

Josie was a shared pet between us, so I decided to start using "josiekittie" so we could talk more. It stuck.

[Gravy]

I'm a guy. My first name begins with D. Simple enough?

[KommieKat]

Buddha is the main man.

[Bunnee]

I've had my SN for a decade, I shortened it, but really, I'm just far too lazy to change it to something else.

[Scabman]

It was the summer when Scatman had one of his hits on the radio, and a friend of mine commented on how shabby clothes I had.
"Shabman" sounds like shit, but "Scabman" got a nice ring to it, so they started calling me it. My style have been upgraded since that, and I now look like tha bomb, but I still use it as a screen name, and theres still one or two old friends who call me Scabman, Scabby, Scabbers, etc, in real life.

Long before I knew any of you I was in the middle of another forum war, between the local hiphop forum and a forum of some weird swedes from Skäne. One of the Swedish tards referenced to me in a shitty song with lame lyrics and the whole "war" kinda just died out after that.

[funeeman]

Here's the real story. . never told before.

I was always called Joker in high school. It came from full metal jacket and I was always the smart ass getting my group into trouble with his mouth. And so on radio, CB, etc they just called me Joker. Well I got the whole email internet thingy started up in college but by that time Joker was taken as a sign on. I refused to have a number like 1 or 1975 etc in the user name. So I tried funnyman and variations of it which were all taken until I came to funeeman. And I've just kind of kept it all the same. I've been able to use it everywhere I've ever wanted to sign up for something.

[Zollo]

I drive a Z4, and I didn't have to try for an hour to find one that wasn't taken...

[Jenn]

It's my name.

[Polar Bear]

I like cold weather, and I eat children.

Also they're the closest thing to real live Wampa.

[Scabman]

never told before.

Bullshit.
You just copy/pasted, didn't ya?

[Silly Cunt]

I tried to type in the name of my idol, Silly Contitz, but I fucked it up.

[InterStella]

^^^ I lolled at most of that truth, and (quite obvious) bollocks.


Well for anyone that doesn't know me I used to like to drink Stella Artois. Can't do it anymore because, well, I have children now and it gives me the worst hangover ever.

But back in the day, I was into Stella.

INTO Stella.

Still don't get it?

I'm not explaining it anymore, you stupid bastard.

[rammstein1861]

Hmm My sn came from a long line of sn's that started with goten30. In the 90's I was into chatting till wee hours of the morning with lame ass Fucktards. I eventually forgot the password for that sn and not to mention it was a hotmail account that got spammed on a massive basis.

Next was Terminator2029. I have always been a huge Terminator fan, into everything Terminator based. So the year 2029 was the year John Conner crushed Skynet and his father was sent back in time. Also about this Time I had Migrated to Yahoo chat where I found the most fun with booter programs, So I terminated peoples connections to the server when they pissed me off.

Next came Rammstein1861. Rammstein and industrial music is my favorite Genre. SO when I wandered to fy, I came up with rammstein which was taken....so I added the 1861 which as some would know is the beginning year of the Civil War. So it symbolizes my sarcastic chauvinistic and racist symbolism. SO I have had this one for a little more than 2 years now.

[HerCUNTness]

My hubby at the time had an ex. She was something else. I dubbed her " Hercuntness".
It was fitting.
I am now his ex... and I liked the name.
Thats why I use it .

[SittinGrumpy]

Ok we have a few new members and I would really like to know the stories (if any) behind their names...so

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=119&pictureid=1266



OH and since this thread some of you fuckers changed names....explian yourself !

[Superior]

Picked this sn to fuck with other male's with an ego. That's it.

[Cúchulainn]

To start with, I'll cover Society Sucks. I took that username back on FY, during a particularly dark time in my life where I was convinced that society in general, well, sucked. Furthermore, it fit with FY, so I went with it.

Recently, though, I chose Cúchulainn. I chose it because I am particularly proud of my Irish heritage, and recently, I've taken a liking to Irish mythology. For years, I had been turned off from mythology in general, as schools tend to focus on Greek and Roman mythology, and frankly, I never liked them to begin with. Later, as I began reading up on Irish mythology, to further my understanding of my forefather's culture, I found I thought some of that Irish stuff was pretty cool. So I chose Cúchulainn, a hero of the Ulster cycle. It was foretold that while his achievements would be great, he would live a short life. I can identify somewhat with that, as at the age of 22 with an injury that may/may not be permanent, I feel as if I've done a lot, but the rest of my life may well be mundane.

Now you know!

[4nik8]

Well, the first site I ever joined was FuckYou.com

Fuckyou was already taken. I didn't want to make a name that was so close to that that it could be mistaken for another person.

Fornicate was close enough to fuck to suit me but seemed pretty plain.
I went with the phonetic spelling instead.

[Pink]

Sorry no real story i needed a new sn and was listening to music (Pink) and its also my daughters favorite colour. So it seemed fitting for me. Although she has since decided she can wear other colour clothes I still have the name.

[SlimSkeeter]

Sorry no real story i needed a new sn and was listening to music (Pink) and its also my daughters favorite colour. So it seemed fitting for me. Although she has since decided she can wear other colour clothes I still have the name.

So what was the old sn?

[CrAnIuM]

So what was the old sn?

cockpuppet69

I'm guessing she 'out grew' it.

[SittinGrumpy]

cockpuppet69

I'm guessing she 'out grew' it.

She is still a noob BE NICE!!!!!!

[Pink]

She is still a noob BE NICE!!!!!!

From the short time I have been here i haven't seen many nice things be said by Crainum. I am beginning to expect it from him. LOL

[Mustbe18orOver]

My s/n pretty much explains itself.

[SittinGrumpy]

My s/n pretty much explains itself.

I am wondering how many times you went to jail before you decided they had to be over 18?

:biggrin:

[Pink]

I am wondering how many times you went to jail before you decided they had to be over 18?

:biggrin:

LMAO I was kinda wondering the same thing thanks for asking grumpy!!!

[InterStella]

To start with, I'll cover Society Sucks. I took that username back on FY, during a particularly dark time in my life where I was convinced that society in general, well, sucked. Furthermore, it fit with FY, so I went with it.

Recently, though, I chose Cúchulainn. I chose it because I am particularly proud of my Irish heritage, and recently, I've taken a liking to Irish mythology. For years, I had been turned off from mythology in general, as schools tend to focus on Greek and Roman mythology, and frankly, I never liked them to begin with. Later, as I began reading up on Irish mythology, to further my understanding of my forefather's culture, I found I thought some of that Irish stuff was pretty cool. So I chose Cúchulainn, a hero of the Ulster cycle. It was foretold that while his achievements would be great, he would live a short life. I can identify somewhat with that, as at the age of 22 with an injury that may/may not be permanent, I feel as if I've done a lot, but the rest of my life may well be mundane.

Now you know!

I knew about the first part (durr) but I never knew you had Irish heritage. How is your sn pronounced phonetically? I know it sounds a bit of a sad question, but the old Irish stuff is rarely as it looks... like my daughters name (Niamh - "Neev") it can be tricky.

[TopGrey]

Simple story: Was working on installing Vector Linux on an old box a good while back. After installing I visited a forum on the site and had to choose a name. By trade I am an electronics tech. Put the two together for a quick sn on that site, but pretty much use it everywhere because I can remember it.

***BTW is it possible to change one's screen name on this site without re-registering?

[Blood]

Simple story: Was working on installing Vector Linux on an old box a good while back. After installing I visited a forum on the site and had to choose a name. By trade I am an electronics tech. Put the two together for a quick sn on that site, but pretty much use it everywhere because I can remember it.

***BTW is it possible to change one's screen name on this site without re-registering?

The answer is yes.
It's one of the reasons I'm so fond of this site!
Not only is the admin hella sexy, he's also really accommodating.

I don't think you can change your screen name a billion times though, so try to pick a guddun before you talk to Cranium about it. =)

[Josie]

Simple story: Was working on installing Vector Linux on an old box a good while back. After installing I visited a forum on the site and had to choose a name. By trade I am an electronics tech. Put the two together for a quick sn on that site, but pretty much use it everywhere because I can remember it.

***BTW is it possible to change one's screen name on this site without re-registering?

For a whole minute, I worked for Vector Marketing (CutCo). Wow. Nightmare. The knives are pretty spiffy though.

My Sister-in-Law and I were hired together and during training, this guy that she developed a crush on kept hitting on me. lawl.

[4nik8]

Simple story: Was working on installing Vector Linux on an old box a good while back. After installing I visited a forum on the site and had to choose a name. By trade I am an electronics tech. Put the two together for a quick sn on that site, but pretty much use it everywhere because I can remember it.

***BTW is it possible to change one's screen name on this site without re-registering?

I envisioned the Vector as what you were referring to.


http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z292/4nik8_2007/1996-vector-m12-3.jpg

[TopGrey]

The answer is yes.
It's one of the reasons I'm so fond of this site!
Not only is the admin hella sexy, he's also really accommodating.

I don't think you can change your screen name a billion times though, so try to pick a guddun before you talk to Cranium about it. =)

Roger that, thanks for letting me know.

[Lethal_Lefty]

Was a pitcher in college, I'm left handed. It's kinda my own brainchild. End of story

[Gzus]

I came back.
Since my hands were severely injured from being nailed to a cross. Still in agonising pain, I couldn't be fucked to type out my whole name.
Serially. I wore a Gsus t-shirt when I registered on Fuckyou.com, and couldnt be asked to come up with a SN.
I looked down in admiration of my beautiful penis, and saw Gsus on my shirt. So i used it as my SN.
http://www.fashionoutletstore.nl/files/categories/1123234430gsus.jpg

[SlimSkeeter]

I came back.
Since my hands were severely injured from being nailed to a cross. Still in agonising pain, I couldn't be fucked to type out my whole name.
Serially. I wore a Gsus t-shirt when I registered on Fuckyou.com, and couldnt be asked to come up with a SN.
I looked down in admiration of my beautiful penis, and saw Gsus on my shirt. So i used it as my SN.
http://www.fashionoutletstore.nl/files/categories/1123234430gsus.jpg

Does that mean you managed to misspell your own sn?

[Gzus]

Yes.
As I said, I was busy admiring my beautiful penis, and pressed the ''z'' instead of ''s''. (Note how close to each other they are)
I thought its still okay, and saved it.

[Lethal_Lefty]

Yes.
As I said, I was busy admiring my beautiful penis, and pressed the ''z'' instead of ''s''. (Note how close to each other they are)
I thought its still okay, and saved it.

Hard to type when all of your concentration is on a magnifying glass?

[KommieKat]

I live in Hong Kong which is not a communist state.

I just like to make the some idiots here think I do.

[TopGrey]

All right...to clear up why I switched from Vectortech to Topgrey:


VT was an off the wall as explained a bit earlier in this thread. So, our generous, glorious, and magnificent leader allowed me a one time change. TopGrey has to do with a mix of happenings in my life.

I've an eleven y.o. named Emma. She was the absolute pinnacle of perfection IMHO (being her dad she has to be). Not long after my brother died leaving only myself and a sister to "carry on" our last name. Well, sis couldn't do to our patriarchal society and between the both of us we had only daughters. My wife and I decided our 1 child rule could be changed to 2 children with the hopes of possibly having a son. Well, as luck would have it, plus lots of voodoo and mojo, we did have a boy. We named him Greyson, Grey for short. Damn fine young man, you can see him in my album. Anyway, one of my friends said in an email once that "you can't top Grey" and I liked it. In one respect, no, we couldn't "top" grey as he's about as perfect a kid could be. On the other hand my wife had recently been pointing out that I was starting to show signs of gray hair...As such, I thought TopGrey was good enough and have used it in most places.

[InterStella]

^^^ That's a great reason to choose a username, if ever I heard one.

Keep on loving those kids - they sound great. Puberty doesn't last forever. Hehehe.

[Mamba]

Well... back in can't remember the year .. but (the good old days) people used to say that I looked like Uma Thurman. In Kill Bill she was referred to as Blackmamba.

However, at that stage of my life, I changed my hair colour from blonde to black to red ad nauseam so I just decided to stick with Mamba.

[NiBBler]

I was nicknamed Nibbler by a guy I work with. He almost lost a nipple to me and remembers the moment fondly.

[RedKrem1in]

Mine was easy, since i'm a Soviet born Commie, i chose Red, and since i'm big, Kremlin seemed like a good choice.

[Negativecool]

Mine was easy, since i'm a Soviet born Commie, i chose Red, and since i'm big, Kremlin seemed like a good choice.
Initially I was thinking Kommie alt. Thank you for clarifying.

[semj_gandel]

this was the name i picked for my first dungon and dragons toon

[SlimSkeeter]

this was the name i picked for my first dungon and dragons toon

Nerd

[urateup]

I picked this screen name because honestly...well most people in the world are ate up (backwoods slang for screwed in the head).

[D-Day]

I was watching Animal House. Then when I went to take a piss there was a book titled "True Stories of D-Day" laying on the shelf in the bathroom. Seemed like to much of a coincidence.

[Fishypancake]

a10lbbagofWTF

Its what the girls I date got hit the the face with before I met them. Made em all.....weird lookin, and lumpy....

Fishypancake

I think everyone knows this story , but i used to run a resturaunt when i first signed up here , sold it, but I used to stock pile tequila , mushrooms , weed , pancake batter , mozzarella cheese , and a few other special ingredients [sorry , anicent chinese secret] to make pancakes that had to be super secrectly special ordered. Bo Bice came in one time. I looked at his ID and booted his ass.

[Llamageddon]

I have no iea except to say... What if Armageddon was orchestrated by Llamas?

LLAMAGEDON!!!!
Yeah. My name's a pun. <3

[lianhan_shee]

got my name from a friend a few years back. I ended up with some irish in me when i was screaming alot lol

[SlimSkeeter]

got my name from a friend a few years back. I ended up with some irish in me when i was screaming alot lol

Irish by injection.

[perfectlyimperfect]

The husband said it too me when I was puting on my makeup one morning. Seemed fitting I guess

[lianhan_shee]

*!injection* heehee thats what he said.

[RapedBySeveral]

Was raped by several guys.

[Josie]

Was raped by several guys.

I really hope you are not serious. =/

[Titty]

I really hope you are not serious. =/

It's much funnier if he is.

[RapedBySeveral]

Sorry to disappoint you tit.

[mcsmc]

Technically, I typed it into the 'screen name' field when signing up.

[4nik8]

:45:

[Gravy]

I used my hacking skills to steal this account from some loser.

[bahumbas]

I was in the 5th grade and I was poor at spelling (still am to a certain level) and I wanted to spell the bahamas. So instead I spelt bahumbas and all my friends instantly liked it. Everywhere I have used it has everyone recognizing who I am in an instant. I love this name and I will continue to use it wherever I go online.

[KommieKat]

I live in Hong Kong which is not a communist state.

I just like to make the some idiots here think I do.

Christ I hate my posting, typing, spelling and lack of grammar. So damn embarrassing.

If I used the excuse or reason that I think faster than I type, would you believe me?

[Titty]

If I used the excuse or reason that I think faster than I type, would you believe me?

It depends upon how slowly you type.