Member picture thread.

[rammstein1861]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v229/417/11/n21727318_1229.jpg

[StumbledOnaRock]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v229/417/11/n21727318_1229.jpg

You "lied' you never lost any weight or cut your hair

[KommieKat]

Yea, I am pretty hot.

I however prefer the term MILF :P

Your arms are flabby. You're starting to look like a Pug. Not taking enough walks around the block?

[Scarlet]

Your arms are flabby. You're starting to look like a Pug. Not taking enough walks around the block?

Hey, stop calling my bitch a pug. :yociexpress09:

[Josie]

Your arms are flabby. You're starting to look like a Pug. Not taking enough walks around the block?

Her arms are not flabby. They're pleasantly meaty.

Flabby is like this:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j214/ffswtmedic/Fat-McDonald.jpg

[Blood]

Ok this for Josie...I remember a while back she wanted to see pics of me with my hack job of a haircut...well here ya go..NO i don't know how to style bangs, they just kinda do what they wannna.

I HATE it, but thankfully it's grown out quite a bit since then.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/Bloodseductress/Picture528-1.jpg

I was trying to be optimistic about it so i figured with my new kiddy bangs i just might be able to pull off the authentic "Chun Li' look...i failed. haha

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/Bloodseductress/Picture534-1.jpg

Yeah, yeah i know shitty quality pics, but my mom took them while i was camming with her...she couldn't stop laughing..but she said i still looked 'cute'. Damn lying mothers...:rolleyes:

ALSO, there are quite a few new members here that haven't posted a pic in this thread yet....hop to it!

[Gzus]

Shitty quality. On Lake Victoria, Uganda.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/LeavingBule-Ek.jpg
Accidental pout.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/cunt.jpg
Why pvc waterpipes are not toys, Fucked up my left eye when I was 10.
Lumpy nose, and sweaty face
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/DSC01096.jpg
Farting around on my whored out scoot
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/windgat2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/DSC00184.jpg

[Blood]

Why pvc waterpipes are not toys, Fucked up my left eye when I was 10.
Lumpy nose, and sweaty face
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/DSC01096.jpg


Holy fuck your eye looks cool!!
How exactly did you do that again? And did it fuck up your vision in that eye at all?

[Gzus]

We (friends and I) were riding around on our BMX's. I found a piece of PVC waterpipe, which I kept hitting against my bike's handlebars, breaking it into pieces. One piece hit me against my eye (didnt enter). Kornea was ruptured, so was my lens.
Couldnt see shit.
I ditched the bike, and ran home like a little fag.
My cornea ruptured in such a manner, that there was a little flap, flappingup and down as I blinked my eyes.
It sucked balls.
Had 2 operations in which they replaced my lens with a silcone lens, and stitched up my eyeball.
My pupil no longer dilates, or constricts. which is a humongous pain the ass.
For some reason, my eye changed colour as well.
Top left of the eye, you can see a white-ish line where they made an incision to implant the lens. There are also 3 fine stitches, which can't be seen in the pic.
Yes, it did fuck up my vision, I can't read this text, but can read read the "straight" in my avatar. Fixed focal lenght, as its a solid silicone lens. Blurry from scars on my cornea.
Corneal transplant is an option, but if my body rejects it, for whatever reason, I risk losing my eye.
So fuck it, its fine as is.

[Gzus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHI3rrsiMYc

[Blood]

Oh god, that sounds awful!!
I get all nauseous thinking about eyeball surgery. haha

Well i guess the bright side is you now have a wicked looking eyeball and a awesomely graphic story to tell! =)

[Gzus]

Surprisingly not many people notice it.
Those who, spot it at first sight.
Watch the vid for more nausea. Pretty much what they''ve done to me, minus those hook thingies, and cataracts.

[Blood]

Surprisingly not many people notice it.
Those who, spot it at first sight.
Watch the vid for more nausea. Pretty much what they''ve done to me, minus those hook thingies, and cataracts.

How long did that take to fully heal?
And exactly how bad did it hurt after the surgery?? haha

God, those eye surgeons are some brave motherfuckers. That shit looks way to delicate to be fucking around in there.

[Gzus]

Can't remember exactly, but I had to walk around like a fkn pirate with an eyepatch for about a month . . . . . I think.
It hurt like hell, was extremely sensitive, and my eyes watering constantly, shitty.
Also had to apply a cream . . . .in my friggin eye, for about two weeks after.
Ever had a hair stuck in your eye?
Imagine having that for a couple of weeks.

ps: You can haz hawtness

[InterStella]

Taken in February at The Ritz on a huuuuge bed....

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/interstella120669/100_0189.jpg

[CrAnIuM]

Taken in February at The Ritz on a huuuuge bed....



Hey !

Can I show you what a 'flying kidney wiper' feels like ?

[InterStella]

Hey !

Can I show you what a 'flying kidney wiper' feels like ?

What what? I mean, huh?

[CrAnIuM]

What what? I mean, huh?

Just say yes .. and I'll do the rest, honey !

[InterStella]

Just say yes .. and I'll do the rest, honey !

Depends.


Did I win the raffle?

:laugh:

[CrAnIuM]

Depends.


Did I win the raffle?

:laugh:


No ... but damn it .. had I known that I could have gotten sexual favors for as little as $300 you would have !

[Josie]

Cute cute, blood ! ....and that's all I got. I'm wiped. sleeeeeeeep....

[Scarlet]

What what? I mean, huh?

kidney wiper=penis

[Pink]

Me

[Kill_em_All]

Me

I've got your super soaker dangling in my Calvin's.

[Pink]

ok 1 more

[CrAnIuM]

ok 1 more


Oh no !!!


Your shirt is on fire .. quick, take it off !

[Scarlet]

Oh no !!!


Your shirt is on fire .. quick, take it off !

^^^ Lame

[CrAnIuM]

^^^ Lame


Blaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[NiBBler]

The Nibbler.


*edit: Don't know how to post a thumbnail... fuck it.

( Admin: Fixed it for ya)

[Gzus]

this is me
=
Is this you?


(pic removed because the pic host has too much load)

[TopGrey]

So i says to da wife "cut mah hur, dimmit" and this is what I get:

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=151&pictureid=1756

[Saucy]

Oh I didn't know Cranium's brother joined SC. Welcome!

[Josie]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Josiekittie/Me/Summer09Unedited049.jpg

From the most recent pinking :)

[Josie]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Josiekittie/Me/6296_100869499924491_10000004324701.jpg

this winter before i went pink in the spring.

[Negativecool]

Hotness w/ babay.
You remind me of this chick:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/Polliejean/IbenHjejle.jpg
She was in "Defiance" that I just saw yesterday.

[Josie]

You remind me of this chick:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/Polliejean/IbenHjejle.jpg
She was in "Defiance" that I just saw yesterday.

Now you're just tryna make me feel bad! haha, she's way hotter :baffled:

[Negativecool]

Now you're just tryna make me feel bad! haha, she's way hotter :baffled:
Oddly, I wasn't even trying to compliment. Simply statement of fact.

I watched Defiance and was like "Ohmguh, it's Josie!"

[Josie]

Oddly, I wasn't even trying to compliment. Simply statement of fact.

I watched Defiance and was like "Ohmguh, it's Josie!"

Hmm.. I gotta see this movie now

edit: upon googling, I realized I have seen this movie. but I only remember Daniel Craig and lots of sad noises. I was sewing while the hub watched it. That chick does not look familiar at all =/ I need to go rent it again..

[CrAnIuM]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Josiekittie/Me/6296_100869499924491_10000004324701.jpg

this winter before i went pink in the spring.


There's some sorta shmutz on yer chest ... scrape it off.

[Scarlet]

There's some sorta shmutz on yer chest ... scrape it off.

That's her sprogget, fool!

[Josie]

There's some sorta shmutz on yer chest ... scrape it off.

haha, he looks so grumpy cuz he's not big on my mother. And especially when he was still little little - he really didn't like her. She's the one holding the camera.. calling his name all sing song like and smiling at him. He gave her that dead pan look the entire time.

[Blood]

Hooray for new member pictures!!!

Top..you shoulda just rocked the mohawk, that shit looks awesome!

Josie... I hate you and your stupid super light hair....I'll bet you can dye it any durn color you want.
My hair is way to dark so color either doesn't stay in it. Or if the color I'm going for is to light, after a while i get stuck with orange hair.

So yeah, you suuuuuck!

But on the bright side, your midget is adorable..i wanna hug him and squeeze him and call him George. :biggrin:

[TopGrey]

Almost kept it because, as so "not me" as it was I did like it. But, and there always is one, most of my clients and my boss wouldn't have been too fond of it. It was worth it, though, to see my daughters face crumble with the knowledge of impending embarrassment when she thought I might be greeting her friends with the 'mofro....

[funeeman]

Me. . . in LA two weeks ago.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/funeeman/me-1.jpg

[SittinGrumpy]

Me. . . in LA two weeks ago.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/funeeman/me-1.jpg

This picture and the picture of your balls just don't seem to go together... you look so young and innocent lol

[Josie]

Me. . . in LA two weeks ago.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/funeeman/me-1.jpg

There's this place called the Iron Cactus in Austin. I swear, it looks just like wherever you are! Still lookin good ; )

[funeeman]

There's this place called the Iron Cactus in Austin. I swear, it looks just like wherever you are! Still lookin good ; )

Thanks. That was actually a steak and seafood place call McCormick & Schmick's. Good food and they actually make their menu each day depending on what fresh meats and fish, veggies etc they can buy.

[Josie]

Taken after a long, stressful day - and without make up =/ So I look like hell...

But the hair is really cute !!! :laluot_18:


http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=180&pictureid=2228

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=180&pictureid=2229

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=180&pictureid=2230

The colors come out darker on "film" - it's actually really bright pink, red, and blonde. The red looks almost black in the photos? =(

[Scabman]

Apparantly, I look like Thai superstar Chulachak "Hugo" Chakrabongse.

http://mandig.blogg.no/images/282510-10-1252515729789.jpg

[InterStella]

Nah ^^^.


You're way fitter.

[SleepieAce]

Pics are overrated.

I think funee has lost weight.

[Josie]

Pics are overrated.

I think funee has lost weight.

!!! :laluot_32: Where have you been?

[InterStella]

Pics are overrated.

I think funee has lost weight.

You think right.




!!! :laluot_32: Where have you been?


What she said.

[funeeman]

Pics are overrated.

I think funee has lost weight.

Eat shit noob. I'm still fat.

[CrAnIuM]

Pics are overrated.

I think funee has lost weight.


!!! :laluot_32: Where have you been?




What she said.


^^ What they said ....

Where you been @ foo ?

I thought you may have gotten yourself tits up and so on.

[AcId FaIrY]

150

Me. Halloween. Drunk.

Get innnn... haha!

[SleepieAce]

Eat shit noob. I'm still fat.

If you want to think you're fat, that's fine with me. I flew over Nebraska recently and didn't think of you at all. How you like that, jackass?:tongue:

For all the questions about where I've been...I've been busy...

[funeeman]

Pics are overrated.

I think funee has lost weight.


If you want to think you're fat, that's fine with me. I flew over Nebraska recently and didn't think of you at all. How you like that, jackass?:tongue:

For all the questions about where I've been...I've been busy...
That cuts deep. I thought EAR and I were always in your heart.

[SleepieAce]

That cuts deep. I thought EAR and I were always in your heart.

Heh. And it probably wouldn't hurt so much to be wrong if you weren't fat as well.

[Mamba]

Pics are overrated.

I think funee has lost weight.

SLEEEPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sent you about a hundred offlines!

Okay, just three.

BUT STILL!

[Scabman]

The other day I was drinking and playing board games with some friends. One of my friends managed to trip and spill red wine on my tailored shirt, so I had to be topless for the rest of the night.
Don't want them stains on my shirt, ya know?


I still looked fashionable. Yo.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=193&pictureid=2506

[Josie]

Nice kitchen

[Scabman]

Nice pecs

Thanks!

[Llamageddon]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2dkjzd.jpg

That be me :D

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ Sorry scabby....shes just cuter than you...

[Josie]

geddon is a cutie!

[Guess Who]

Okay these look like crap but i am posting them anyway.

[Deadly_Toxin]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1977/72/104/1593553166/n1593553166_84285_7621.jpg

One of the most recent; though my hair keeps changing colors.

[SlimSkeeter]

Oooh...Deadly_Toxin is cute too...


Hiya doin? :biggrin:

[CrAnIuM]

One of the most recent; though my hair keeps changing colors.


Prom pics FTW !!

MMmmmmm high school girls ....nom nom nom.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Oooh...Deadly_Toxin is cute too...


Hiya doin? :biggrin:

Ba ha ha; I'mma seksi rawkstar.


Prom pics FTW !!

MMmmmmm high school girls ....nom nom nom.

Prom pics? Naw; this was taken waaay after my prom. I'm a college girl silly.

[CrAnIuM]

Prom pics? Naw; this was taken waaay after my prom. I'm a college girl silly.



Then eww.... waay too old for my tastes.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Then eww.... waay too old for my tastes.

Good. We're on common ground. After all, I do aspire to be a cougar.

[Polar Bear]

Yall niggas iz crazy ... Its a duuuuuuuude !






Classic GDP!



http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/darthprick-1.jpg

[SlimSkeeter]

Ba ha ha; I'mma seksi rawkstar.

That too...whats yer sign?

[NiBBler]

Good. We're on common ground. After all, I do aspire to be a cougar.

To aspire to greatness is commendable.

[Deadly_Toxin]

That too...whats yer sign?

Ba ha ha.
Err. Cancer.


To aspire to greatness is commendable.

I certainly agree. And a great cougar I shall be.

[SlimSkeeter]

Ba ha ha.
Err. Cancer.

Bah..nvm then. I'm a cancer too. WTF am I saying? Wanna go get jiggy wit it?

[SlimSkeeter]

Oh...and Llamageddon... I still think yer hot, too ;)

[Scabman]

slim is a slut

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ True...I haven't been paid yet. Jealous?

[Josie]

Josie got new clothes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laluot_18:

edit: no, no pic. not yet. it's not nearly as purtifuls as the new meat =)

[SlimSkeeter]

Josie got new clothes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laluot_18:

edit: no, no pic. not yet. it's not nearly as purtifuls as the new meat =)

I'd beg to differ...but then I'd be accused of being after your ass, too.....
















I beg to differ anyway...spiffy!

[CrAnIuM]

I'd beg to differ...but then I'd be accused of being after your ass, too.....


I beg to differ anyway...spiffy!

She's full of babies !

[SlimSkeeter]

She's full of babies !

She could be sporting a litter of them and I would still think she was cute...






yeah...

[KommieKat]

She could be sporting a litter of them and I would still think she was cute...






yeah...

Have any idea how stretched out a vag can get after a litter?
Not a pretty site.

[SlimSkeeter]

Have any idea how stretched out a vag can get after a litter?
Not a pretty site.

wasn't talking about fucking...

[CrAnIuM]

wasn't talking about fucking...


It's Josie ... of course we're talking about fucking ... jeeeez.

[SlimSkeeter]

It's Josie ... of course we're talking about fucking ... jeeeez.

......yeah, yer right. Dunno what the hell I was thinking.

[Josie]

Have any idea how stretched out a vag can get after a litter?
Not a pretty site.

That's nasty.

[NiBBler]

That's nasty.
...and not always true.

[Kill_em_All]

I still looked fashionable. Yo.



You've got a humongous skull. Like seriously on par with bowling balls and fucking snowmen.

You could be head butt champion of the world with that thing. Does your neck constantly hurt?

Do you have to buy hats at the big and tall store?

I find it strangely appropriate that you're a regular poster on a website called swollen cranium.

[Josie]

...and not always true.

Yep. To prove it, pics would have to be posted, though. So I'll leave that one alone ;)

Haha! ...and keep some more embarrassing commentary to myself :laugh:

[Scabman]

You've got a humongous skull. Like seriously on par with bowling balls and fucking snowmen.

You could be head butt champion of the world with that thing. Does your neck constantly hurt?

Do you have to buy hats at the big and tall store?

I find it strangely appropriate that you're a regular poster on a website called swollen cranium.

i have yet to find a hat that suits my head :(

[KommieKat]

That's nasty.

Of course I'm exaggerating a bit. The vag, as you well know, is an elastic piece of pleasurable miracle and can reshape itself, but after a few babies, it can slop a bit.

Take the instance of a rubber band:
We know from experience when fully extended, the rubber band will contract to its actual shape and form from whence it first started.

Now, if we take that same band, hold it out for say, a year, it will loose it's elasticity because the molecules will reshape themselves to the force exerted on it.

If we were to take your vag, stretch it out out for that same period of time, it is plausible that it will loose it's elasticity as well.
This is of course is not going to happen, unless Slimskeeter volunteers himself to hold it out for you.

So, in conclusion, we can safely assume that having 2 or more babies is equivalent to holding a rubber band out for one year.

[Josie]

Of course I'm exaggerating a bit. The vag, as you well know, is an elastic piece of pleasurable miracle and can reshape itself, but after a few babies, it can slop a bit.

Take the instance of a rubber band:
We know from experience when fully extended, the rubber band will contract to its actual shape and form from whence it first started.

Now, if we take that same band, hold it out for say, a year, it will loose it's elasticity because the molecules will reshape themselves to the force exerted on it.

If we were to take your vag, stretch it out out for that same period of time, it is plausible that it will loose it's elasticity as well.
This is of course is not going to happen, unless Slimskeeter volunteers himself to hold it out for you.

So, in conclusion, we can safely assume that having 2 or more babies is equivalent to holding a rubber band out for one year.

1) That's nasty.
2) a rubber band doesn't have muscles..
3) some are smaller than others
4) and it can't masturbate ;)

No.

[Mamba]

Most recent.

[NiBBler]

4) and it can't masturbate ;)

The secret to being a good rubber band. :)

[FizzyYumPop]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_7e330e7ccd2af0f202bca9c62b4cb8a2.jpg

Tada!

[TopGrey]

###Update###

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=151&pictureid=2520

My oldest and I downtown in Hendersonville. She came up with, designed, and made the costume. My wife did her makeup.

[Josie]

Rut Ro. fuz pump is another suki-ish type hippie... cranium is going to have an aneurysm

[FizzyYumPop]

I'm not sure what makes a person a hippie...but,
I don't play hackey on the sidewalk with strangers, in fact I dislike most people.
I don't go into the woods for inspiration, I hate bugs and most anything to do with the outdoors, I stay where it's safe in the city.
I don't smoke pot, I get haircuts, and I shave. Maybe the only hippie? thing I do is I make fake synthetic dreads that I sell for a bit of extra cash.
hippies that think they have to have dreads and pink sunglasses and talk about national conspiracies involving the masons really irk me.

[Cúchulainn]

I'm not sure what makes a person a hippie...but,
I don't play hackey on the sidewalk with strangers, in fact I dislike most people.
I don't go into the woods for inspiration, I hate bugs and most anything to do with the outdoors, I stay where it's safe in the city.
I don't smoke pot, I get haircuts, and I shave. Maybe the only hippie? thing I do is I make fake synthetic dreads that I sell for a bit of extra cash.
hippies that think they have to have dreads and pink sunglasses and talk about national conspiracies involving the masons really irk me.


I think I like this one. I'd stick it in her pooper.

[Josie]

I'm not sure what makes a person a hippie...but,
I don't play hackey on the sidewalk with strangers, in fact I dislike most people.
I don't go into the woods for inspiration, I hate bugs and most anything to do with the outdoors, I stay where it's safe in the city.
I don't smoke pot, I get haircuts, and I shave. Maybe the only hippie? thing I do is I make fake synthetic dreads that I sell for a bit of extra cash.
hippies that think they have to have dreads and pink sunglasses and talk about national conspiracies involving the masons really irk me.


So there I was, trying to describe the brand of hippie that runs around Austin, TX to Slim_Skeeter...

^ that kind. =)

[FizzyYumPop]

I always say "Less doodie, more pootie"

Damn you 4chan and your post #95!

[FizzyYumPop]

So there I was, trying to describe the brand of hippie that runs around Austin, TX to Slim_Skeeter...

^ that kind. =)
Oh Austin. TX hippies are like candy ravers with all the 60's and 70's teachings. With their PLUR crap.

[CrAnIuM]

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2462&d=1300143853

[Mamba]

Pensive.... noice. ^

Here's moi and friend before a night out

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/BritPrincess/195972_10150424106060483_591480482_17363688_3658511_n.jpg
I am on zee left, obviously!

[CrAnIuM]

^ Nom !

[funeeman]

If I were that dog I'd be humping your leg.

[funeeman]

http://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q392/my_6WBMO/stuff/5930_112619636361_533251361_2634595_6202559_n.jpg

[Mamba]

If I were that dog I'd be humping your leg.

Oh don't... that bloody dog!

I'm sitting on my friends bed getting ready to go out, half naked - sewing my dress (don't ask - bloody dog, pulled it off the hanger and it got a rip in the seam) and her dog jumps up on the bed like it wants to play. I turn my back and he launches himself on top of me (he's a huge staffordshire bull terrier) and starts licking ALLL over my back and neck, holding me down with his paws --- and he is soooooo heavy, I just can't get him off me. I'm actually worried he's going to bite me or something - so I scream for my friend, who's in the bathroom drying her hair... and she comes out and yanks him off me. She gets him away from me and goes back in the bathroom, and as soon as she's left... he goes for me again. We locked him out after that so we could finish getting ready in peace.

Fucking thing.

I guess you could say I'm more of a cat person.

[CrAnIuM]

half naked


Umm say what now .... lemme see !!

[Mamba]

orange tongue pic

Have you been eating orange candy again?

[KommieKat]

MOI! In all my glory!!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/buddha.jpg

[Gzus]

Dolls and huge penis is disturbing

[KommieKat]

Dolls and huge penis is disturbing

Granted. If I get enough responses, I shall take the time to explain it all out.........it's quite simple actually.

[funeeman]

Have you been eating orange candy again?

Most likely pucker shots and a bad camera with bad lighting.

[funeeman]

Oh don't... that bloody dog!

I'm sitting on my friends bed getting ready to go out, half naked - sewing my dress (don't ask - bloody dog, pulled it off the hanger and it got a rip in the seam) and her dog jumps up on the bed like it wants to play. I turn my back and he launches himself on top of me (he's a huge staffordshire bull terrier) and starts licking ALLL over my back and neck, holding me down with his paws --- and he is soooooo heavy, I just can't get him off me. I'm actually worried he's going to bite me or something - so I scream for my friend, who's in the bathroom drying her hair... and she comes out and yanks him off me. She gets him away from me and goes back in the bathroom, and as soon as she's left... he goes for me again. We locked him out after that so we could finish getting ready in peace.

Fucking thing.

I guess you could say I'm more of a cat person.

I think I like this dog.

[Gzus]

If I get enough responses.
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/attention-whore/2/AttentionWhore2.jpg

[Mamba]

Dolls and huge penis is disturbing

Nope didn't see the dolls. Had to scroll up. :laugh:


Yeah, isn't it some kind of fertility thing, Kommie? I'm sure I remember you mentioning something about it before.

[Josie]

The bigger the penis , the better ? haha!

[Josie]

The most recent pictures I have of me are... flippin the bird... and tickling kids. Not so hawt :khi3f:

..really, there is no " d'oh! " type emoticon? Poo !

[KommieKat]

Nope didn't see the dolls. Had to scroll up. :laugh:


Yeah, isn't it some kind of fertility thing, Kommie? I'm sure I remember you mentioning something about it before.

Bingo! Fertility shrine located near a rice paddy out in the country side.
Japan is a Pagan country in it's belief system.

[Josie]

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hee hee, das crazy josie :)

[Mamba]

Cute! And very orange! :) Is it blonde at the back and orange at the front, or does it go in stripes? Wanna seeee. I'm definitely not as adventurous as you when it comes to hair colour!

[Firestorm]

Not the greatest pic, but it's recent.

http://usera.ImageCave.com/firestormtx/STFU/S5003405%20-%20Copy.jpg

[Josie]

Cute! And very orange! :) Is it blonde at the back and orange at the front, or does it go in stripes? Wanna seeee. I'm definitely not as adventurous as you when it comes to hair colour!

It's random. Orange underneath in the back. Orange in the front, and basically blonde in between the two :)
I was all giggling in the bathroom, liked it a lot. hehehe

[Gravy]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/darmor11/davebridge.jpg

Had to delete the lady next to me. She makes me look uglier than I actually am.

[funeeman]

Not the greatest pic, but it's recent.

http://usera.ImageCave.com/firestormtx/STFU/S5003405%20-%20Copy.jpg

Dude...you're abs are hard as a rock.

[Jenn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/StaRyDuSt/196504_204415742918057_100000488993668_801732_3012683_n.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/StaRyDuSt/0823101745.jpg

[Mamba]

First pic I ever saw of Firestorm I think! (Nice face.) And...errrrr.. rock.

Mr D! Haven't seen you for a while.... nice. I refuse to call you Gravy -so there.... in fact I MIGHT even call you Fresh Muffins...

Jenn has lovely eyes. (And you darkened your hair amirite? - I prefer the reddish thing you had going before, but very nice all the same)

Aren't you all a bunch of cuties?!

[Gravy]

Flattery will get you everywhere.

[Deadly_Toxin]

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My own most recent picture. With my new haircuts!

[KommieKat]

^^^
I bet all the boys say " can I unzip that zipper? " "puleez?"

[Josie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt1YkGO2Ieo (http://youtu.be/wt1YkGO2Ieo)

[Deadly_Toxin]

^^^
I bet all the boys say " can I unzip that zipper? " "puleez?"

They sure do. Unfortunately for them that zipper is non-functional. There's just more material underneath it. Muahahaha.

[KommieKat]

I'm the guy on the right, with the happy smile...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/Michael-3.jpg

[Mamba]

I'm the guy on the right, with the happy smile...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/Michael-3.jpg

What's the building to the left?

[KommieKat]

It's









THE ENTRANCE TO HELL AND I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME! MUHAHAHAHA!

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ Ahhh, home sweet home.

How I miss those tortured screams of the damned and the deep throated evil laughter of The Boss.

[Negativecool]

What's the building to the left?
That's what a McDonald's looks like over there.

[Mamba]

It's

If it's a gay bar why didn't you just say? I'm not prejudice.

[Firestorm]

If it's a gay bar why didn't you just say? I'm not prejudice.

It's Madam Chau's foo foo parlor and back door cactus pumping emporium.

[Josie]

Should I do it? hee hee

[Firestorm]

Should I do it? hee hee

Not sure which "it" you're refering to, but I say go for it.

[Josie]

Not sure which "it" you're refering to, but I say go for it.

It's been dubbed "Raging Horse Demon" :khi2n:

[KommieKat]

If it's a gay bar why didn't you just say? I'm not prejudice.

Notice your key word is "If".

[SlimSkeeter]

It's been dubbed "Raging Horse Demon" :khi2n:

If you don't, I might.... :P

[Gravy]

There's a ball in your mouth. Just sayin'.

[Josie]

There's a ball in your mouth. Just sayin'.

....who are you talking to?

[Mamba]

It's been dubbed "Raging Horse Demon" :khi2n:

What are you referring to??? *curious*


....who are you talking to?

Kommie!.. He is the statue..... remember?

[KommieKat]

Member pic thread really reads as "show your member"...pls understand this...

[Mamba]

Well I don't have a member.... but I do have freshly plucked eyebrows - and cero make up.

And a reaaaaaally crap quality webcam.


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[Firestorm]

Whoa Buddha is trolling for penis pics again....now there is a surprise. NOT

[KommieKat]

You're not even remotely funny. Truthfully, you're the one posting my penis pics, over and fucking over again and don't deny it cause you'd be lying.

Listen up, take a chill pill, back off and leave the FY.com mentality where it belongs. In the eternal void, because it's not wanted here.

Another thing, it's kommiekat. Now, I understand taking a snipe from someone is expected from time to time, but seriously, you're about to step over the line into the
stalker zone of no return. Go smoke your cigs, suck down your fav drink and enjoy the ride for a spell. This is not FY.com. I repeat, this is NOT FY.com.


Oh, before I forget, at least I don't have to pose behind a big mountain size of a rock to hide my dripping fat, El Lardo.

[Firestorm]

You're not even remotely funny. Truthfully, you're the one posting my penis pics, over and fucking over again and don't deny it cause you'd be lying.

Listen up, take a chill pill, back off and leave the FY.com mentality where it belongs. In the eternal void, because it's not wanted here.

Another thing, it's kommiekat. Now, I understand taking a snipe from someone is expected from time to time, but seriously, you're about to step over the line into the
stalker zone of no return. Go smoke your cigs, suck down your fav drink and enjoy the ride for a spell. This is not FY.com. I repeat, this is NOT FY.com.


Oh, before I forget, at least I don't have to pose behind a big mountain size of a rock to hide my dripping fat, El Lardo.

Sorry to disappoint you asswipe, but I hardly think posting your pic TWICE in 5 years is repeatedly posting it. I reposted it on FY weeks ago and apparently you had lost your copy because when you posted it here you reposted the copy I put on FY. By the way, it's a fertility shrine, not your tiny ass toddler cock, so as you put it "back off".

You do not impress me in the least. The FY mentality? What are you 12? You might go read my post in Introductions here from when I returned to SC, it expresses clearly my thoughts on FY and the idiocy of the owners of that site for leaving someone in place as a moderator that had not POSTED in over two years.

Unlike you, I don't "pose" for pics. The pic I posted was one taken by my girlfriend at a local park, there are many others, but that one was handy for posting in this thread and since this is the internet, if it floats around forever I could care less.

I'm not stalking you little bitch. Pointing out where and when you obviously FAIL is hardly stalking. I consider it community service. In case its escaped your limited sight, I have also agreed with you here on several occasions, but I get that you are stuck on the penis thing as usual.

Last thing, call yourself whatever you like, you're still an ignorant fuck and as long as you make an ass of yourself, I'm going to land on you with both feet. Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

[Josie]

the FY.com This is not FY.com. , this is NOT FY.com.

El Lardo.

This feels like the old "crayola.com" flames

[Firestorm]

This feels like the old "crayola.com" flames

Now you've done it. He's going to go off fist typing and Cranium will get sued for damages. We can only hope he remembers his special helmet.

[SlimSkeeter]

God here we go again.....

[Firestorm]

God here we go again.....

No. I'm done with him.

[KommieKat]

He's done alright. Yeah sure. All but 300 words to say he's done and he threw just about everything in there but the most important ingredient: humor.

Do you ever notice when you go off on your 300 word rebuttals, it's repetitious, stinks of FY.com and boring?
Did you also notice you don't have people following up after you with the "Right on, man. You go get that bad bad buddha."
No one cares but you.
Dude, two words: Chill Pill

[Silly Cunt]

You bunch of old turkey-neck cooter felchers.

Quit yo whinin!

Heres a pic of my head. Yew!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/Silly_Contitz/head.jpg


Niggers

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/Silly_Contitz/nir-stealing1.jpg


FWOAAAAAAAAAAAR!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/Silly_Contitz/caterpillarbabydoll.jpg

[Gzus]

TZEEEUWB TZEEEUWB!!!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/baiskol.jpg

I also have a picture with a bunch of bananas as a toupe, but I cant find it.

[Negativecool]

Babay wants to take me for a walk at the inlaws...
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[surgicalstrike]

MOI! In all my glory!!


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/buddha.jpg


Ha !

A straight up nerd.

Hey grandpa, you in a wheelchair yet ?

[Mamba]

Hmmmm...

Muscles yes .... rippling, no.

October - January are my bulk up months.

But... I'll see what can be done.

Aha... Ree-heaally?

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2821&d=1318683881

[CrAnIuM]

Aha... Ree-heaally?


No.

Not really.

Recent injuries have aggravated previous issues. And rather than power through all my workouts and risk permanent disability I chose to end my extreme workouts @ the end of August. I dialed it back to basic resistance/maintenance training.

I still run regularly, but I haven't lifted more than my body weight in about two months.

Am I fat? Nope.

Am I bikini weather ready? Nope.

[KommieKat]

Ha !

Either you still haven't figured out your sexual preferences as I calmly stated someplace or/and you're jealous and want to wrap you lusty lips around my stone hard cock, faggor.

[Mamba]

No.

Not really.

Recent injuries have aggravated previous issues. And rather than power through all my workouts and risk permanent disability I chose to end my extreme workouts @ the end of August. I dialed it back to basic resistance/maintenance training.

I still run regularly, but I haven't lifted more than my body weight in about two months.

Am I fat? Nope.

Am I bikini weather ready? Nope.

What injuries?

I haven't been to the gym for 3 months, either. I suck at exercise recently. Probably the reason I've got this sciatica also. Or it could have something to do with slipping over in the shower on a recent trip to Buenos Aires. :-/

[Josie]

Ooh, so I got a hair cut! I'm pretty excited and proud of it because I did it :D with a razor :)

[surgicalstrike]

I'm going to land on you with both feet.

Careful, he'll prolly try 'n grab the sausage.O.o

(He liketh manmeat)

[Jenn]

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[Gzus]

blergh

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/RTTheelclicker.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/NN.jpg

[Firestorm]

^^

I see your diet is working well.

[Mamba]

^^ Blame the amoebic dysentery.

Not that I'd know, of course.

Anyway.... back on subject... heres the latest of me - at a sushi event, daahling. (I have no arms! *cry)

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2854&d=1321220194

[Gzus]

I got bored so I did stuff to my hairs.
Now Im looking all snazzy slick n shit.

Fire away!!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/Snapshot_20111127_4.jpg

[Bunnee]

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[CrAnIuM]

^ Lame.


That is 18 months old.


Boooo.

[Bunnee]

Pffft. Still look the same.

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[CrAnIuM]

Gaa....


How are you using the pic post? Are you doing it as an attachment? Or is it in your user album?

[Bunnee]

I dunno.. the box thingy..."insert image"

Don't complain. Just click the fucking thing.. makes it big.

[Dirty Hippie]

Don't complain. Just click the fucking thing.. makes it big.

Is that c in click supposed to be silent?

[Josie]

Pffft. Still look the same.

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We be twins ! :D butch dykes FTW !

[Scabman]

It's far from new (probably two years old) but its something.

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/388854_10150495524512387_503027386_11123727_1512761260_n.jpg

Angry santa!

[Bunnee]

^ Orlando Bloom

@josie Yessss! but I want your blonde hair :( I wish I could pull off blonde.

[Mamba]

I got bored so I did stuff to my hairs.
Now Im looking all snazzy slick n shit.

Fire away!!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/rangtangtang/Snapshot_20111127_4.jpg

That looks difficult to run your fingers through....

[Scabman]

Just found this pic in a friends facebook album (the guy doing the duckface).
I can't remember this at all.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/281827_10150251080937142_546327141_7997561_7568161_n.jpg

[Mamba]

^^^Nice free nipple shot - !

[Josie]

stuffy stuffs and things

[Dirty Hippie]

That last picture reminds me of Karin from The Knife
http://www.thelineofbestfit.com/wp-content/media/2011/04/500full-the-knife.jpeg

[Josie]

I haven't seen that but yes indeed

[Zeabot]

stuffy stuffs and things
What kind of swanky party was that for?

[Mamba]

Josie has a modelling.

[CrAnIuM]

Josie has a modelling.


And the "agency" willingly chose to cover her face AND chose a covering from the Marquise de Sade era?


ooookkkk !?!

[Mamba]

And the "agency" willingly chose to cover her face AND chose a covering from the Marquise de Sade era?


ooookkkk !?!

Weirds is people too... (agency, noooot Josie)

Anyway, it's art!

I'm thinking lingerie next... :)

Kinda reminds me of eyes wide shut.

[Josie]

Anyway, it's art!

^ what she said >.<

[Josie]

ya dick.

[Mamba]

ya dick.

So purdy! :khi6d:

[Zeabot]

Quote Originally Posted by Josie
ya dick.
So purdy!

Wow.

Anyways, that is pretty cool Josie. Did you get to keep the clothes?

[Josie]

Did you get to keep the clothes?

Nope.

[Zeabot]

^ Bummer.

[Bunnee]

PIC

Very princess di!

I like <3

[Grim_Legion]

Stunning pics Josie !

[Bunnee]

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New headphones, and a rather ok shot of my head.

(yes, I'm unashamedly fishing for compliments)

[Grim_Legion]

im old school, just don't like the whole beanie thing, sort of sexless and gross at the same time, always leaves me wondering whats he/she/it hiding ? dirty hair ? lice infestation ? cauliflower ears ?

[Titty]

a rather ok shot of my head.

I'd deem that an understatement.

:yociexp56:

[Bunnee]

im old school, just don't like the whole beanie thing, sort of sexless and gross at the same time, always leaves me wondering whats he/she/it hiding ? dirty hair ? lice infestation ? cauliflower ears ?

I was too lazy to do my hair to be honest.

And..did you just call me gross?! That's not very nice!

Where's YOUR picture hmmmm?


I'd deem that an understatement.

*snuggles* You're biased :yociexp32:

[Grim_Legion]

Where's YOUR picture hmmmm?

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http://swollencranium.com/forums/showthread.php/5195-Old-Soldiers

.. happy ?

[Bunnee]

.. happy ?

Nope, because you called me gross.

You should apologize because you hurt my precious girly feelings!

[Grim_Legion]

Nope, because you called me gross.

You should apologize because you hurt my precious girly feelings!

so i looked "gross" up in the urbandictionary, while there were a couple of meanings, i thought this would suffice :



Gross
338 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gross#), 115 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gross#)



Something so mind-numbingly awesome that it defies description by ANY other word.
1. Dude my girl let me do things to her that are only in the fantasies of porn movies.. It was GROSS.

2. Hey man Nesto, Travis, Alec, and Ankil got some kicks in this sick (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sick) ass exclusive shop in Boston.. They were GROSS.

[Bunnee]

Blah blah]

You sneaky snake!

i almost fell for it too!

[Josie]

lol, grim.. nice save ;)

[Josie]

New headphones, and a rather ok shot of my head.

(yes, I'm unashamedly fishing for compliments)

I likes the beanie and the cute headphones on your cute lil head ^_^
so purtifuls :D

[KommieKat]

You should let me squirt my load on that beenie hat of yours, with you wearing it of course, let it dry and BINGO, you've got something that looks like dried dripping wax.

COOLIOS!!

[Grim_Legion]

COOLIOS



Coolios
6 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=COOLIOS#), 2 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=COOLIOS#)



Coolios is the most awesome way of saying cool. it usual implies a bouncier happier personality and can be used to brighten an otherwise bland statement.
Rose: ...and then he kissed me!
Sarah: coolios, thats awesome!

KommieKat: do you want me to adorn your beanie with coolios ?
Bunnee: yes please its so gross

Mark: you wanna hang out after school tomorrow?
Josh: sure!
Mark: coolios.



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[Zeabot]

aha Grim. Nice posting on this thread.

[Dirty Hippie]

<---- reasonable approximation of how I look in real life.

[Zeabot]

The llama or just "dirty hippie"

[Grim_Legion]

dirty illama

[Dirty Hippie]

Definitely the llama, I cut off my long hippie hair and beard.

[CrAnIuM]

I cut off my long hippie hair and beard.

LoL .


You're a sell out and conformist shill for the cooperate arm of the Military Industrial complex.

Welcome brother !!

[proper stranger]

New headphones

Nice picture....

Those headphones look sweet as well..
What brand are they? How's the sound?
What kind of source do you have them hooked up to?

[proper stranger]

I cut off my long hippie hair and beard.

Say it ain't so Hippie...say it ain't so.

[Dirty Hippie]

I dealt with being clean shaven and buzzed for 8 years when I was property of Uncle Sam, so when I regained my freedom I went to the other extreme and grew hair halfway down my back and a hobo beard. Since then I've equilibrated right in the middle and I'm pretty happy about it.

[proper stranger]

grew hair halfway down my back

I would be wearing my hair half way down my back, but most of it has disappeared over the years (thanks dad).
So now I keep it buzzed..don't wanna look like Hulk Hogan.

[Bunnee]

Nice picture....

Those headphones look sweet as well..
What brand are they? How's the sound?
What kind of source do you have them hooked up to?

They're Skull Candys!

I can't hear anyone or anything from the outside. They're heaps bass-y.

I have them hooked up to my ipod /lame

[Polar Bear]

.. happy ?

I'd fuck you.

[proper stranger]

They're Skull Candys!

I can't hear anyone or anything from the outside. They're heaps bass-y.

I have them hooked up to my ipod /lame

As long as you're enjoying the tunes, it isn't lame at all.

I should have checked into that brand myself.
I bought Sony's MDR V6 model, and a set of Audio-Technica ATH-M30..The Sony's have good mids and highs, but the bass isn't very good. The A-Ts
have some really good bass, and highs, but the mids suck...sounds like the vocals are a mile away...turn them up and they still sound far away, just louder...both do a lousy job of sound cancellation.
A combo of the best of both would be great...I'll be checking out those Skull Candy phones next time I'm in the market to buy some new ones.

[Dirty Hippie]

I'll be checking out those Skull Candy phones next time I'm in the market to buy some new ones.

Be sure to post a picture, we can see who looks cuter in them. Don't forget the eyeliner.

[proper stranger]

Sure thing..I'll get going on that right away.. uh huh...yep..you betcha.

How long can you hold your breath?

[Bunnee]

As long as you're enjoying the tunes, it isn't lame at all.

I should have checked into that brand myself.
I bought Sony's MDR V6 model, and a set of Audio-Technica ATH-M30..The Sony's have good mids and highs, but the bass isn't very good. The A-Ts
have some really good bass, and highs, but the mids suck...sounds like the vocals are a mile away...turn them up and they still sound far away, just louder...both do a lousy job of sound cancellation.
A combo of the best of both would be great...I'll be checking out those Skull Candy phones next time I'm in the market to buy some new ones.


Skull candys are really clear, you hear sounds, vocals and drum beats like you would never on a surround sound stereo. theyre pretty awesome. Also they have so many killer designs, it's hard not to like them.

I hear Dre Beats are good. pretty expensive for headphones though, retailing for about $200 bucks and upwards a pair. Mine cost me $80, so as far as headphones go they're not that cheap either.

[Zeabot]

I get mad if I spend more than $10 on my headphones.

[Mamba]

More people need to post their pics. I've got no idea what any of you look like, Zeabot, Grim, DH?

I'm too lazy to search backwards in time, and I'm sure you have nice current photos.

POST UP.

[Dirty Hippie]

FINE...

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3220&d=1334885485

The day that I got my hair cut.

[Josie]

You *are* a woman!

[Dirty Hippie]

The bulge in my panties says otherwise.

[Josie]

Gerbils talk?

[Dirty Hippie]

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vI9unWMdFcU/Ty1X3NFjOsI/AAAAAAAADXw/Q6cuSW5ACUQ/s1600/boy-george-culture-club.jpg

[Zeabot]

Fine.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3221&d=1334965471

This is me at my bachelor's party.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3222&d=1334965471

This is me after two of those chalices.

[Dirty Hippie]

That is some really good photography, kudos to the guy who took those shots.

[Mamba]

Kudos for zeabot for having the balls to post a pic.... and that's a very large chalice you have there!

[Zeabot]

very large chalice you have there!
Yes, I severely underestimated it, too. I am not much of a drinker, anymore, but I will full on that night. That chalice was filled with ~50% alcohol with some sort of mixture (I don't even remember). I finished two and almost finished a third... I just couldn't drink anymore, by that point.

[Bunnee]

Yes, I severely underestimated it, too. I am not much of a drinker, anymore, but I will full on that night. That chalice was filled with ~50% alcohol with some sort of mixture (I don't even remember). I finished two and almost finished a third... I just couldn't drink anymore, by that point.


Light weight!

[Deadly_Toxin]

I thought you all would appreciate a belly pic. ESPECIALLY Cranium.

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[Josie]

Lolol, your eyes!!
Cute belly! :D

[Bunnee]

Teehee! you has an outtie! :D

You're heaps prettyl too!

[CrAnIuM]

I thought you all would appreciate a belly pic. ESPECIALLY Cranium.



Fattie !

[Zeabot]

I thought you all would appreciate a belly pic.
For some reason, you look a lot different in this picture than you do in the others. (No... I'm not talking about the belly.)

[CrAnIuM]

you look a lot different in this picture than you do in the others.

Maybe the wall holster for her giant nipple ring is adding an odd perspective to the room. ...?